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Can You Keep A Secret?
🕑 Added 2020-02-16 22:41:46 +0000 UTC
Introduction - The Confession
Derek had always had a fart fetish, ever since he was a child. It had affected his dating life all throughout his teen years and it wasn’t until college when he learned to control his urges. That was also the year he met Brittany. Brittany was notorious at his college, she was gorgeous and everyone knew her, but not for her looks. She had terrible gas, so bad that people would change classes to avoid being in the same room as her. Brittany never had any boyfriends because no guy could stand to be near her for more than a few minutes at most and she never understood why, she was totally ignorant and naive to how terrible her gas truly was. Derek heard the rumors about her and knew, she was the one, he had to be with her. When he finally met her in class it was like a match made in heaven.
Throughout their relationship Derek had heard her fart on multiple occasions but she always did her best to hide it. She would excuse herself to another room and let a fart rip that literally shook the walls, it was so loud that the neighbors could probably hear. When she walked back into the room Derek always played stupid and ignored it, hiding his raging boner and acting like nothing had happened. Every Time they had sex Derek would close his eyes and imagine digging his nose into her fat ass and having one of those monsters rip on his face. Despite having this fetish his entire life he had never actually experienced a fart to the face. He had asked Brittany so many times to sit on his face but she always rejected the position claiming she felt uncomfortable putting her weight on him, and that she would crush him. Brittany was curvy but by no means fat, Derek asked again and again until she finally drew the line and told him that if he continued to bug her she would leave him.
Derek let it go, he pushed things deep down, and they dated like a normal couple. As time passed through he found it harder and harder to get an erection in bed with her. All he could think about were her farts and how badly he wanted it. He could imagine the rim of her anus vibrating on his nose and literally moaned at the thought.
“Are you okay hun?” Brittany asked from across the table
Derek looked up and snapped out of his trance. Today was their three year anniversary and they were out at an expensive five star restaurant.
“Yea, im fine, sorry” he said while blushing
Tonight, he was planning on telling her…. About his fetish, his secret. Brittany farted more then anyone he knew and out of anyone in this world surely she could understand his sexual needs. He reached down into his pocket and ran his fingers over the hardcover jewelry casing that contained a very expensive gold bracelet. Derek had saved his paychecks for 4 months to pay for it. The waitress walked over and smiled.
“Thank you for coming to Al Limone, tonight we have a chef’s special of beef cheek in a red wine reduction served with roasted potatoes and asparagus, and a seafood pasta in a white wine cream sauce with 4 different types of cheese. Can I start the two of you with some drinks this evening?” The young woman asked as Derek nodded to the wine menu, brittany smiled and he ordered an expensive bottle.
Neither of them were big drinkers but he knew it would be better to get her a bit drunk before he … told her…. His heart was racing just thinking about it, what if she reacted negatively? She meant so much to him, should he really risk losing her over a fetish?
“Are you sure you're okay?” Brittany asked….
“Yea im fine”
“You're so quiet, and you keep looking down and blushing! What’s up with you” Brittany asked while rubbing his leg with her high heel.
“I'm just a bit nervous, I'm sorry” Derek reached into his pocket and grabbed the bracelet casing again.
Brittany saw him reach down in his pocket and smiled… was he going to propose?
The waitress returned and poured them two glasses of white wine as they ordered. Derek got a steak, medium rare, his heart raced though when he heard Brittany order the Seafood special, not only did seafood make her fart like crazy, but she was also lactose intolerant. A dish like that could easily make her clear out the restaurant. Derek reached down and adjusted his growing dick inside of his tight dress pants and took a small sip of his wine. He could just imagine the horrible fishy odor.
The food came and both of them ate while chatting and drinking, Derek tried to fill her wine glass as much as possible, hoping to get her drunk so that she would have an easier time coming to terms with what he was about to tell her. Brittany inhaled her food as Derek watched in pure anticipation of what was to come, if she was okay with this, it could be the greatest night of his life. As soon as they finished eating Derek paid the bill and the two of them left, walking down the waterfront and enjoying the cool night air.
Derek reached into his pocket and grabbed the bracelet casing…
“Brittany, can we talk for a second?” Derek asked as she held her stomach in pain slightly and then smiled. The two of them sat down on a bench nearby and Derek looked down nervously.
“We’ve been dating for almost four years now, and it’s been the greatest four years of my life.” he pulled out the casing and opened it as Brittany’s eyes lit up, he knew she had been wanting a bracelet just like this for sometime! She tried it on and leaned into Derek throwing her arms around him…
“THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH!” She cried a bit and hugged him tightly.
Derek could feel her stomach rumbling with bubbles of gas as he held her, his dick was going to explode. He ran his hands down her hips and over the side of her big ass cheek.
“There's actually something else i wanted to talk about…” Derek said while blushing a deep red…
“What is it?” Brittany asked
Derek felt like his heart was about to pop out of his chest it was beating so hard…
“Okay…..” he paused as Brittany laughed
“Just tell me!”
“You know… your gas issues?” Derek asked, not sure how to start. Brittany blushed and looked away, hiding her face already as Derek began to try to explain..
“No no no, Brittany, I don't have a problem with it!”
“I always do my best to leave the room and hide it! What else can I do!” Brittany asked in tears as she began to cry!
“NO, Brittany! It’s not that!” Derek said in a rushed tone!
“WHY would you bring that up tonight! OF ALL NIGHTS!” Brittany asked while wiping her tears away.
“I have a fart fetish!” Derek said out loud as Brittany stopped crying and froze, trying to digest what she had just heard…. She laughed a little…
“A what?”
Derek leaned in close and whispered to her…
“A fart fetish… I am attracted to women farting” Derek said quietly. Brittany slid away from him right away and scrunched up her face!
“EW…. WHAT?” she said in a loud tone as a few people on the boardwalk looked over to them..
“Brittany.. Please, just listen…” Derek hushed her and whispered a bit
“LISTEN TO WHAT?” She screamed…
“It’s not that weird, lot’s of men are attracted to women who fart, this could be a good thing for us!” Derek smiled while blushing as Brittany got up from the bench.
“THAT’S FUCKING GROSS!”
“Brittany! Please! Keep your voice down!” Derek tried to hush her but she began to freak out!
“GROSS! I'VE BEEN KISSING YOU! HAVE WOMEN FARTED ON YOUR FACE BEFORE? GOD THAT'S GROSS! YOUR LIKE A FUCKING TOILET!” Brittany screamed and walked back in shock.
“BRITTANY PLEASE..” Derek screamed as she ran off to the main road 50 feet away. She quickly jumped into a cab and it sped off before Derek could reach the door.
Derek stopped at the side of the road and looked down, the bracelet was laying on the grass.
Chapter 1 - Karas Side Gig
The music was pounding at “redlight greenlight” one of the only stripclubs in the smalltown as Kara’s phone vibrated. She looked at it to see over fifteen texts from her older sister Brittany as she groaned and dropped the phone onto the makeup table. Kara had just turned 18 three months ago and she applied for this job the day after. She couldn’t stand working retail anymore and loved the attention she got here, plus the money was unreal. Kara was a petite and tiny woman, barely four foot ten, she looked very young and was the most popular stripper at the club even though she had just started working. Most of the other workers hated her but she shrugged it off easily, nothing really got to her. Everything and everyone was boring to Kara, even the club was beginning to become dull after only a short time.
“Ugh” one of the strippers left the stage and walked into the back room all flustered and groaning.
“What's wrong hun?” another stripped asked
“Ugh, vince is back, that creepy guy with a fart fetish, he’s so fucking weird, like.. Why do they let people like him into here? No one's gonna fart in his face!” the stripped complained as she threw herself into a makeup chair.
Kara smiled as she got up and out of the back room and into the club. Her and Brittany were complete opposites in every way, Brittany was tall and curvy, Kara was tiny and petite. Brittany was reserved and modest, Kara was wild and eccentric! The only thing they shared was the ability to produce wall shaking gas. Kara walked through the crowded club and countless men tried to grab her and get her attention. Her eyes locked onto the wingle guy sitting in the back all alone, that had to be him. She walked over and turned around, bending over and showing off her plump bubbly butt as she plopped onto his lap.
“I heard you were looking for something special?” she asked with a big smile as she leaned into his ear and whispered.
“Something….stinky?” she whispered and bit his ear before leaning back and looking into his eyes, he was beet red.
“Ummm yes.. Please.. Please goddess!” he stammered as she laughed.
“500 minimum for my smelly little poots” she said with her hand held out as the guy filled her small palm with cash!
She got up and took his hand, leading him across the club to the back rooms. She could feel him shaking with anticipation and smiled. She had stopped at Burger king on the way to the club and destroyed two of the impossible burgers, the new meatless ones. They were destroying her insides and she had been holding in the gas all night to not scare away any customers. This guy was in for a treat. She closed the door and pushed him down onto the padded bench as she began to rub her hands down her hips and dance in circles. She could feel the bubble of gas building at the exit of her asshole and smiled, it was going to be a big one.
Kara bent over right in front of him, arching her back and pushing out her tiny butt!
“Get your nose in there” she said in a very girlish tone with a giggle
The guy dropped forward, letting his nose rub down her lace panty covered asscrack. She could feel his hot breath gasping as he inhaled the bitter shitty scent of her anus. She flexed her asshole a bit, feeling the gas build as she tensed up and rubbed her hands over her stomach, pushing on her sides.
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Kara’s asshole exploded with the force of an atomic bomb, blowing the man back onto the bench as all the hairs on his head moved from the rush of gas and wind. The foul stink vibrated out of her tight little asshole spraying the toxic fumes into the room and smothering the man in her stink. Within seconds it was too much for even Kara to bear as she reached up and held her nose. The smell of rotting imitation beef was like a cloud of death that sunk down like a blanket over both of them. She smiled as she heard the man behind her gasping, choking, it sounded like he was about to die. Her gas was still rushing out as it began to splatter and pop, tiny bubbles of diarrhea sprayed bits of shit out all over the man's shirt and leather jacket as he cried and fell to his hands and knees. Kara had just finished as she stood up straight and looked down, the man was clawing at the door. She began to laugh hysterically as she reached into his pocket and grabbed his wallet, taking out another $500 and then unlocking the door. The man ran by her, pushing her to the wall and running by as he tried to get to the bathroom, he had his hands cupped to his mouth. Everyone screamed as vomit exploded from his hands in a 360 degrees spraying a ton of people. He collapsed to the ground gasping and choking as he threw up all over the floor. Kara laughed hysterically as the owner of the club locked his eyes on her… he ran over and grabbed her arm!
“That’s enough Kara, go home for the night! NOW!” he yelled as she laughed.
“It’s okay, i already made enough for the week” Kara smiled and left to go get dressed.
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Brittany was in her bedroom crying when she heard the front door open and close. Both her parents were asleep so she knew it was her younger sister Kara. she tried to stay quiet as her footsteps came up the stairs but seconds later she knocked on the door and pushed it open.
“Brit? What's wrong?” Kara asked as she walked in and sat on her sister's bed.
“Ugh… nothing.. Really..” Brittany shoved it off and blew her nose with a kleenex.
“You can lie all you want to mum and dad, but im your sister, and you can tell me anything, you know that right?” Kara said while dropping her gym bag on the floor, she always pretended she was going to work out and no one knew she was a stripper.
“It’s just… Derek….” Brittany said while reaching for another kleenex.
“What did he do?” Kara asked
“Nothing, it’s just…. UGH… I CAN’T EVEN” Brittany threw herself back onto her pillow
“Just tell me already!” Kara bugged her
“We’ve been dating for almost four years, and tonight…. Ugh… he told me… he said that he is attracted to farts! I MEAN… NUMBER 1.. GROSS… NUMBER 2…. Like… how many women have farted on his fucking face before we started dating? I feel so cheated, it’s like i've been dating a fucking toilet… making out with other women's assholes!” Brittany looked like she was about to scream as Kara began to laugh.
“DON’T LAUGH!” Brittany yelled.
“Okay… let me break it down for you…. He has never cheated on you right?” Kara asked
“No I don't think so,” Brittany replied.
“Well, say for instance, a guy ate out his girlfriend a lot, does that mean you're licking her pussy now? Because his face was there? A fart is just a fart? He can shower right? And who's to say he even told anyone about this except for you? It took him four years, right? You're probably the first to ever know!” Kara tried to reason with her and show how silly she was being.
“AND PLUS… now you can rip ass all you want around him?” Kara laughed
“I COULD NEVER! Especially now that I know he’s getting off on it!” Brittany laughed a bit while blushing
“Are you gonna break up with him?” Kara asked..
“I don’t know, we’re perfect for each other…. I guess… if he can ignore this and go back to the way things were, then maybe we could continue dating.” Brittany said more to herself than anyone else.
Kara got her gym bag and walked to the door…
“I think he is a keeper!” Kara smiled as Brittany smiled back, she closed the door slowly.
Kara got a huge giddy smile as she closed her sister's bedroom door. She had always had a high school girl type crush on Derek but there was such a big age gap between them and he was dating her sister. This though… This changed everything...
Chapter 2 - Breaking Wind
Brittany and Derek continued to date as long as he promised to put his fetish behind him and never mention it, which he promised immediately. Things continued on as normal for a few weeks until the barbecue.
Derek parked his car outside Brittany’s house and grabbed the cake he had bought that was sitting on the passenger seat. As he got out of the car he adjusted his tie and button up shirt. Brittany’s parents were incredibly wealthy and very upper class. They were having a backyard barbecue party and even though it said casual on the invite, Brittany reminded him to dress nicely. As he walked around the side of the large home one Brittany ran up to greet him. Derek put the cake down before hugging her. She took his hand and brought him over to her father and mother whom he greeted very politely. It was always nerve wracking interacting with her parents even though he had met them hundreds of times.
Derek glanced around, everyone was dressed very conservatively, everyone except for Kara. She had on a tight pair of booty shorts and a very small revealing tank top that was more like a bar than anything. She waved to Derek from across the backyard and he waved back. The night moved on and the party was boring, all of her parents get-togethers always were. Brittany left multiple times to head inside, most likely passing gas from the large amounts of barbecue she was stuffing down and leaving Derek alone. He was trapped into countless conversations with stuffy waspy rich adults who asked him about his plans for when he finishes college and what he planned on doing with his life. None of it seemed like a party talk to him and he desperately wanted to leave.
He felt a hand on his arm and turned, expecting to see Brittany but was caught off guard to see Kara holding him.
“Hey, I'm gonna go for a short walk and stretch my legs, can you come with me?” she asked as she looked up at him, wrapping her arm more tightly around his.
“Uhmm” Derek looked back and forth and Brittany was nowhere to be seen.
“Sure, but quick, I don't want Brittany to worry” Derek replied.
“Shes inside shitting her brains out from the burgers! Don’t worry we have time!” Kara whispered as she dragged him around the side of the house and out onto the street.
Derek felt weird, Kara had always been handsy feely and very aggressive but this seemed different. She was being flirtatious. It was dark out and except for the street lights and the moon there was little light. She wrapped her arm around his and leaned into him tight as he blushed and tried to pull back a bit. They walked down the street and when Derek tried to turn back to head towards the house Kara dragged him towards a small park, sitting down on the bench. Derek stood there awkwardly not wanting to sit down and be with her alone for an extended amount of time. Kara took out a joint from her pocket and lit it up, taking a big puff and then passing it to Derek.
“Your parents are gonna smell that!” he laughed and pushed the joint away
“I have hand sanitizer and perfume, I do it all the time, don’t be such a buzzkill!” Kara waved the joint towards him again.
Derek took it and pulled a small puff from it before passing it back to her. Kara took the joint and then patted the bench beside her. Derek sat down a bit uneasy and nervously.
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There was a deep raspy blowing noise as the wood vibrated under Derek's ass, he turned to Kara with a look of shock as she laughed and covered her mouth a bit!
“Hahaha sorrrrrrrry, smoking always makes me sooooo gassy!” She exclaimed as she leaned back and crossed one of her small and plump legs over the other.
“Haha, it’s okay, i don’t mind” Derek said nervously as he took the joint and smoked a bit more.
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Another fart blew from her plump little butt as the whole bench shook underneath them! Kara began to laugh hysterically as she scooched over and pushed her hips up against his and leaned her head on his shoulder.
“Are you sure, there sooooo stinky!” She said with a laugh.
Just as she said the word stinky, the odor hit Derek's nose, it was so sharp, so potent. He could smell the cheese from her burgers that were reacting with her stomach. He knew she was lactose intolerant. The cheese gas had a beefy undertone with a very heavy ketchup smell. Derek almost gagged as he sniffed it in deep.
“OH MY GOD… DO YOU LIKE IT!” Kara yelled a bit in excitement!
Derek tried to stand up but she held onto him keeping him on the bench.
“NO… I DON’T!” He denied it and blushed.
“I can see your nostrils flaring! You're smelling it!” Kara began poking at his sides teasing him.
“I'M NOT I SWEAR, IT STINKS!” Derek yelled loud enough for his voice to echo in the empty park.
“Relaaaaax, one of my ex boyfriends, he had a fart fetish, im very mature for my age you know” Kara smiled and squinted a bit like she was concentrating really hard.
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Her bubbly little ass let loose and the bench shook underneath them both. The sound of her gas hitting the wood echoed across the empty park as the sharp beefy odor hit Derek's nose. He couldn’t help it now, he began to sniff deep, breathing it in and bathing in the stench. It was so powerful, and so abundant. Everytime he sniffed it was stronger than the last! Kara began to laugh as she got up and took a long drag from the joint. It was finished now and she tossed it onto the grass before bending over and sticking her tiny bum out into Derek's face. She swayed her hips back and forth and could practically feel his eyes on her cheeks.
“You can take a sniff, I don't mind” Kara smiled and said out loud. Seconds later she felt his nose pressing deep into her spandex shorts.
Derek was in heaven! His nose pressed to the material and instantly he could smell the horrible strong earthy bitter odor. Her asshole smelled unwashed and it was so powerful. He leaned in and let his face sink between her cheeks as she stepped back smothering him in her little bum. Her soft ass cheeks jiggled a tiny bit as she pressed back hard, forcing his nose into her anus through her shorts. He could feel her anus on the tip of his nose and sniffed hard, trying to smell it right through the material.
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Derek's eyes went wide, it was like he had finally discovered his true purpose in life. Her gas traveled right down his nose and into his throat as it filled his lungs and stomach. Derek held onto her tiny ass grabbing her cheeks and spreading them as he rubbed his nose around the area over her asshole, the shorts had absorbed the odor and soaked into it giving her entire ass a horrid stink. He began to choke and could taste her fumes in his mouth, he could taste the meat from the burgers, the stinging flavor of onions and the heavy aroma of ketchup. He started to dry heave but never took his face away from her ass.
“How was that?” Kara stood up straight and spun around striking a pose in front of him. Derek was speechless.
“Was it stinky? Beefy? Sweet and sour?” She began to laugh and turned around bending over and dropping her tiny ass into his lap. His dick was rock hard and pressed between her cheeks through the thin material of her yoga shorts.
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She let a rancid fart go and it vibrated on his dick. She laughed and leaned back with her head on his shoulder and Derek froze like a statue. His dick began to pulse ad cum began flowing out into his jeans like it was being pumped out by a machine. He had never cum so much in his life. Kara screamed and started to laugh as she jumped up and began wiping off her ass making it jiggle in front of him!
“YOU JUST CAME IN YOUR PANTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA” she laughed hysterically and fell to the grass rolling around.
“YOUR SO PATHETIC HAHAHAHAHAHA” she laughed and held her sides, rolling back and forth.
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Farts began spraying from her ass as she laughed and got onto her hands and knees trying to stand. Derek was like a zombie though and couldn't control his own body. He fell to his hands and knees and buried his face into Kara’s ass, nuzzling his nose against her asshole as the wet farts splattered out. He could feel her asshole pulse with each expulsion as he began to huff while dry heaving. The stink was unbelievable, like inhaling shit directly from a fresh toilet. Kara wiggled her bum and laughed even harder.
“HAHAHAHA THATS RIGHT HAHAHA SNIFF IT UP DOGGY! GET YOUR NOSE HAHAHA RIGHT IN THERE! SPPPRT SPPRPR SHHRT SPPRPPTT”
Derek came again in his pants and rolled on the grass while frozen, he had never had such a mind blowing orgasm in his entire life. Kara reached down and offered her hand to help him off the grass. He smiled and reached for her soft palm as she wrapped her hand around his. She pulled hard and Derek screamed as he felt her tiny foot on his dick and balls. She stepped down on them as she pulled him and he had never felt such pain! She took her foot off and laughed maniacally as she helped him up for real! Derek was holding his crotch and choking on his breath.
“Sorry! I can be clumsy!” she laughed and jumped onto Derek's back before kicking his side with her running shoe
“Let’s go pony!” she laughed and bounced.
Derek carried her back down the street, she is small and incredibly light so it was easy. His mind was still running in circles as he ran the events over in his mind. He could still smell her gas in his nose and was sniffing deep trying to catch whiffs of it. They reached the house and Kara jumped off his back. He was about to walk in when she stopped him…
Kara cleared her throat and looked down to his cum covered dress pants…
“Oh shit…” Derek said out loud as Kara laughed
“I will tell Brittany you weren’t feeling well” she laughed
Derek got into his car and Kara stood outside the window. He lowered the window and smiled at her…
“What?” he asked…
Kara bit her lip and smiled as she spun around and bent over with her tiny butt on the car window frame and poking inside. The spandex shorts dug so tight and deeply between her cheeks that he could see the outline of her tiny asshole.
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Kara's asshole exploded and Derek was almost knocked unconscious. The smell and the power of the fart was on a level he had no idea even existed. Her little ass rattled on the window and her cheeks jiggled as the fumes rushed out from between them filling his four seat car with her horrible stink. As soon as it ended Kara opened the driver side door and raised the window all the way.
“Have a safe drive home” she smiled and slammed the door sealing Derek in the hotbox car full of her gas.
With watering eyes Derek watched her walk back to the house and around the side into the backyard. Her little ass jiggled the whole way, her cheeks crashing into one another. As soon as she disappeared around the corner he pulled his dick out and began jerking off furiously. He breathed deep and inhaled through his nose taking in the odor, it was so sharp, he was sure it would still be in his car for days! Derek came in seconds and began gasping, the air was so thick but he didn’t want to open the window and waste it! He almost threw up but worked through it and held the vomit down. When he started the engine and looked over towards Brittany's house he swore for a split second he saw Kara spying on him from around the corner.
