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Alvinophiliacs - Meet The Main Cast
🕑 Added 2022-12-13 11:37:10 +0000 UTCClick HERE to meet the Rivals!
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Grace - (Elizabeth Grace Bentley)
Nickname: "Gracie"
Occupation: Flower Shop Attendant
Bio: She is beauty, she is grace, She is... well, Grace! An outstanding law degree graduate, the universe has gifted her the divine power of winning every argument and confrontation she's ever involved in, which she uses for the not-so-divine purpose of bailing her cousin Shane out of whatever sexual harassment lawsuit she gets herself into every week. When she's not doing that though, she can usually be seen tending flowers at her favorite shop and being ogled by all the men in town.
Shane - (Mary Shane Freester)
Nickname: "Shanie" , "Shay", "Freekster"
Occupation: Student / Babysitter
Bio: Just your normal teenage girl with an unfortunate nickname given to her by her peers, dubbed as the 'neighborhood pervert' due to her unhealthy habit of approaching random men on the streets and touching their belly buttons without consent, she suffers everyday from a series of embarrassing situations brought on by her compulsive navel fetish. If she's not out groping random men, she likes to indulge in writing fan fiction of her favorite characters. Erotic fan fiction. So she's a terrible person either way.
Damien - (Damien Marco Rodriguez)
Nickname: "Dames"
Occupation: Student / Part-Time Fry Cook
Bio: Once a handsome stud back in his day, about 4 months ago before he gained 80 pounds from stress-eating french-fries and ice cream after a really bad break-up, he swore to dedicate himself into losing those 80 pounds and getting his girlfriend back. If only the universe got the memo to stop putting delicious food his way.
Scotty - (Ryan Scott Kowalski)
Nickname: "Scott", "Rye-Rye"
Occupation: Student
Bio: Brand new kid next door with charming boyish charm a knack for putting on accidental strip shows when changing clothes, he's about to learn the value of blinds and curtains upon moving next door to a certain neighborhood pervert. Mute since childhood, though Scotty doesn't talk much, or at all, he's very good at expressing his answers through nods and grunts you only see from 90s video game protagonists. We never seem him smile, but we assume he just does so in secret cuz the alternative is that he's an unfeeling, emotionless husk of a boy who's secretly a robot out to assimilate our voices onto his robot code.
Elliot - (Elliot St.Cloud)
Nickname: "Ellis" , "Ellz"
Occupation: Student / ???
Bio: They say looks can be deceiving, Elliot's looks are not, while his boyish cuteness would've definitely captivated the hearts of many, unfortunately his smile strikes fear and terror upon everyone who witnesses it, which is actually fitting considering he's developed a taste for harassing men and their midriffs as a side effect of hanging out too much with his best friend Shane.
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