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OneTimeWonder: The Man Who Got Mailed A Middle Eastern Pear
🕑 Added 2021-07-18 16:00:50 +0000 UTCOneTimeWonder: The Man Who Got Mailed A Middle Eastern Pear
By Kurxa
“Jason Bro, We’re telling you, stay off those dark web bootleg-ass websites! You’re going to get yourself in trouble someday”
“Pshhaaa!! You guys are just mad I got a PS5, XBOX AND an elite gaming PC for $150 hahahaha!! ITS GREAT!!” Jason’s voice sung deep echoed with pure triumph in his voice
“Besides.. My last order are these middle eastern pear... Trying to get my diet right for summer with some fruit! “
“Shouldn’t that be PEARS!! Ahhaha Grammar much?!”
Jason’s friends began to banter him. Teasing the man was always great fun. As he fiercely flicked through his phone
“SEE LOOK!! it says 700lb Middle Eastern Pear. LOOK! Right here! From Iran. SOUNDS FANCY!!~” Again Jason lit up with joy over his purchase.
His friends waved and walked the other way of their usual route home.
BHMM-VMMM
Jason’s phone read. “DISPATCHED! Arrival due in less than 30 minutes”
“Damn! That was fast!!”
Jason swiftly tidied the kitchen making space for the abundance of delicious fruit. Was walking back to his room looking at pear based cakes, smoothies etc.
BING BONG!
Like a child about to open his new toy he rushed to the door. Taking the giant figure as the huge box of pears. Getting closer he couldn’t help but realise that literally not a speck of sunlight got past the figure waiting at the door.
His eager hand flung the door open-
His eyebrow glitched freezing his mouth and brain as he blankly stared mouth open.
“....Ah... Hello... ermm... Meester ... GamerGod2125?”
Frozen with fear. Now hearing the dainty feminine voice sent thunderbolts of nerves through his legs.
“Y-y-Yeaah That’s me! H-have you got m-m-my pears?”
“Hahahaha!! Funny!”
Seeming to read the last letter from a piece of paper. A pair of soul shattering aqua blue eyes gazed into his curious pupils. Carefully plucked eyebrows combined with long natural eye lashes is all Jason could see of her face. Eyes looked like someone had drawn literal beauty on her face. As she was covered completely by her jet black Abaya. Jason felt all kinds of off guard.
She seemed flattered by his question, smiling with her scintillating gaze, back at him.
“I am Mira, From Iran, Also... Peeaaarrr... you see? Hehe”
As she rolled her sounds. Her incredibly small hands stroked along her super wide hips, hips that would out most fully grown hippos to shame. Jason realised he had to lean forward to see how far her hips exceeded the door frame.
Mira gently grabbed his hand and pulled it towards her belly. His fingers sunk into barely 4 inches of fat. Which puzzled his mind as he had no clue what she looks like still completely concealed by her Abaya dress.
“Hmm? Well? Err... ahh come in?” Jason invited her. However she stood there staring at him. In silent denial.
Jason felt crushed by the burden of the need to change his request. Thinking maybe in Mira’s culture he missed something. Adding to his confusion of the situation.
“...Let me grab my jacket”
Jason grabbed his jacket and keys. As he still couldn’t see any part of her face he had a feeling she was smiling at him. Still standing there.
“...Ermm Follow me?” At this point Jason was trying anything to get a response, as if she was a space age device he had no clue how to operate
“Ok Meester GamerGod125”
FWOOOOOSHHHH-FDOOOOOMMLCH
She turned around shaking the creaky front porch. Half-hazardly almost smashing Jason into mush on his own front door. He stared at her giant pillows of butt meat, proudly protrude from her humble black Abaya. Her ass was so big and round she didn’t bother unpicking the canyon wedgie as she jiggled a few steps.
Jason thought there was no way on this green earth she was that thick and curvy so he put it down as the baggy clothes.
They were walking to the local bus stop. Jason stood an honest 5ft 9 with Mira following behind him at 6ft 1 inches tall. He could feel her footsteps as long as hear them thump the sidewalk. She didn’t say a word the whole time.
“Mira, are you... okay?” Jason’s eyes wandered her covered face
“Fine ehe” Smiling back with her beautiful eyes again
“So uh... where is the... errr... 700lbs? Do you show me where it is or-“
“HAHAHA” *BABOUUMP*
Mira jokingly butt bounced him. Jason went firing into the middle of the busy traffic.
!!!?!
Mira leaped in to pick him up. The bus driver had to slam on the breaks to not run them both over. With Jason in her grasp she threw her butt back at the slowing bus
DWEELCH-KDJOOOOOM
Everyone at the bus stop looked on. White with shock. At the fact Mira butt stopped the bus, even lifting up the back wheels of the bus in doing so.
“So sorry, So sorry, Gamer is ok right?” She held him close to her face. Again her turquoise eyes danced over his pupils as he stared back.
“I’m ok, I’m ok, Call Me Jason. but goddamn you’ve got a BIG B-“
“SSHHP! *Firmly placing her finger on his mouth* save for private. Respect in public please” As she dusted him off, unwrinkled his clothes
Jason confused. When he saw the butt indent she left on the front of the bus. Nothing seemed to be broken meaning her butt consisted of endless layers of blubber that the bus cushioned on just now. Yet Jason saluted the driver, who himself was confused beyond speech at this point.
He wasn’t the only one who gawked at the sight. Some even took pictures! Of the bus wide butt print.
Entering the semi busy bus. Mira’s hips wiped out everyone she walked past. Leaving them as ground paste on the wall or splat over any support poles. The people sitting thanked god for their close escape, knowing Mira was packing serious pounds as she rocked the bus looking for a seat.
Jason was rudely pushed out the way by this thin blonde lady. She was stunning, model-like. Taking selfies, rudely placing her bag in the seat next to her ignoring Jason’s existence. Even giggling and ignoring him completely.
*Sigh*
Used to this treatment by society. Jason’s head hung, pitying himself.
“Aww! Such Nice Softman. Thank you” Mira signaled as she turned around
Jason was butt bounced 4 steps back
SQUELCH!!
Squish-Swish-crnch
Mira claimed both seats.
Jason apologized to the people he knocked into. Came to where Mira was sitting. His eyes failed to comprehend that her butt took up both seats AND hung over the side of the seat.
“It’s not a baggy dress!! THAT’S ALL HER!! SHE’S HUGE” his mind raced to himself.
“Very comfy seat. Thank you Jason. My softman” She sat with such elegance hands clasped. Thighs tightly hugged.
“You mean gentleman...”
“Ehehe yes” As she winked her eye at him his face began blush. At the back of his mind he knew he was forgetting something.
A few stops later Jason thought it was their stop. Both Him and Mira made moves for the door. Only to realize it wasn’t
Aaeeeeii-PLOOOOMCH!!
Jason looked around for the slight scream and “!!!” He remembered. The blonde thin lady! Mira has been sat on her this entire time. Yet, Mira sat there. Cheerful eyes, waiting to be alerted for their stop. He could hear the seat creak and rock under her girth.
After a while her whimpers begging for air went silent. Mira STILL without a care in the world.
“Can’t she feel anything?” Jason thought.
Momentarily they pulled up to their desired stop. Mira’s butt left the seat with an audible squelch of sweaty suction. The blonde girl was left ironed flat, unconscious.
Jason saw one two huge women board the bus and couldn’t help but overhear them talking about a five-bean spicy casserole they had for brunch. Looking back he saw them both sit exactly where Mira sat on-top of the now barely alive girl.
Karma. I guess.
Jason began to stress. Seeing that all the cheaper to eat places were closed. Only place left to eat was this super fancy Italian restaurant. As Mira bundled the door hinges loose. The waiter was visibly stressing about where to seat them seeing the incredible pear shaped Behind. At first glance seats look a futile option. A sofa or the floor, would inly make sense. In the end they got seats very privately ticked away near the kitchen. Mira heavy footsteps left cracked tiles and even flattened customers, who were unlucky enough not to see her coming. She knocked over statues, smeared paintings on the walls. Shockingly sent a few tables flying from bump of her thigh.
The raw excitement. Numbed her senses to that of mere giggling child behind Jason. (Who tried his best to ignore all the looks he was getting, like he was somewhat to blame)
BAOOOOOCNH!!!
The incredibly small in comparison seat disappeared under Mira. The iron rods made her butt fat squeeze through the gaps. Swallowing the measly chair with ease, she sat with eyes of glee looking back at Jason.
Who sat awkwardly. As the two chairs sat under a tiny table which meant he was practically sat in-between her truck-tire-thick thighs. Feeling protected by a radiating warmth from the thick blubber.
A waitress came over. Being a classy restaurant she started with Mira.
... Almost 5 minutes past...
Mira was still ordering
Jason thought it was down to the language barrier.
Far from it.
“Mr Gentle-man Jason, what is Cheese? Ultra mature Ched-dar?... Is it cook in kitchen?” Mira had no clue what cheese is with all its different titles, she became very confused by them all.
“Food Mira, it’s dairy, comes from cow products”
Mira looked down at her thighs. Shrugged her shoulders and ordered whatever she was discussing.
Jason ordered a simple spaghetti and meat balls. Very unused to the dating scene at such a high caliber place. His nerves grew as the night went on, especially being able to hear Mira’s bustling belly meat. It even vibrated the table.
The food came over
Mira removed her lower face covering of her Abaya, now only her head covering was left on. Jason practically glitched mid sentence at seeing the rest of her face. Chunky pink bubblegum lips, sleek nose paraded on her slender cheek bones. Boasted a sexy pair of dimples that shone her pearly white teeth at him.
She was out of this world!
Jason began to sweat! Telling himself to keep it cool in his head. Mira was easily the prettiest girl he’s ever talked to, let alone be in a date with.
“Hehehe? Are you ok” Mira’s foot stroked along his leg. Jason could feel the suppleness of her chubby feet.
Seconds later...
Mira’s food arrived,
Several mountains of cheesy pasta, thick raveoli, even Calzone were mowed down before Jason’s food even made it to the table.
She ate with such elegance and manners that Jason didn’t realise she ate almost 5 dishes. Some would say he was lost in her gaze. Even though her gaze was directed at the food.
Jason’s food came.
-Before his hungry fork dug in. Mira’s fork landed in the other side.
“Can I try? Please? Looks nice” Mira’s hypnotic gaze overpowered Jason
She polished off 80% of the delicious dish before she remembered it was a “try”. Her cheeks blushed red raw. Mira pushed the plate back and went to the bathroom. Her iron seat was molded by her butt, two massive circular dents on each side. The back rest was perfectly fine, meaning her butt is so big she didn’t even feel the back rest.
Minutes later Jason heard a hefty squelch, moments before she reappeared.
“H-have you seen the waiter?”
Mira shrugged her shoulders, then turned around to look.
There he was. Pancake flat spread over her ass, busted up, his body completely submerged in her crevice. All Jason saw was he smashed up face and crooked fingers holding their receipt.
Snagging it before she turned around he saw it came to well over $400, he grabbed her hand and left hastily. He good hear the poor waiter be ground and plopped to death between her butt cheeks. Jason wondered if her butt was so bug she couldn’t feel him. A worrying thought.
Walking through the mall, the reflections of the shop windows. Almost a meter of round-ripe ass meat. Jiggled and bounced, bullying her Loose Abaya dress. In combination with the audible earth-shaking foot steps. Jason soon put 2 and 2 together realising SHE IS THE 700lbs OF PEAR! That’s what the title meant. They were holding hands happily walking until she stopped walking, yanking his arm to a full halt of momentum.
bbbrrrrrrrrgrggglrlgrlgrlglrlglrlglrlglll
“...Mira?.... are you ok?
BRRRRRROOOOOOOUUGLGLGLGEEE
Jason’s pupils shrunk in anticipation of the record breaking belly gurgle she emitted.
...
To be Continued!!
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