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Halloween Special: THE SSBBW CHURCH LADY
🕑 Added 2021-10-31 17:01:01 +0000 UTCHalloween Special: THE SSBBW CHURCH LADY
STARRING: “Amber from the ‘Amber the almighty series’ which can be found in the folders”
Happy Halloween!! XD
(This is a Halloween special which will CO-EXIST with the current story of Amber. PART 6 Can be found on the Kurxa Patreon)
THIS PEICE WILL BE PART 7 OF THE AMBER THE ALMIGHTY SERIES!!
Without further a do...
The dark misty Halloween night accompanied Amber as she stomped home. After completely eating an absolute truck load of Mexican buffet. Any sidewalk was left shattered after meeting Amber’s stride. Meaning she left a ruin of destruction behind her everywhere she went. Her belly audibly sloshed around In front of her as gas began to build up inside of her. Wendy (Her good friend) lay stuck to her ass. Amber used her as a butt cushion, completely forgetting, plopping, bouncing, grinding poor Wendy into what looked like an ass tattoo. Wendy was in critical condition at this point, blood shot eyes, busted organs, limp limbs. If it wasn’t for Amber’s fleshy body being so soft, Wendy would been crushed to death like the horse did in Episode 5. Sadly, Wendy was wedged deep under the hanging cheeks of Amber’s 135” of butt meat.
(However, Amber having guzzled down that entire cylinder of Kurxa cafe lard, meant she was constantly gaining weight AND height. So Amber currently weighed in at 900-1100lbs, standing at 6ft 9 inches tall, hosting a whopping 150” Ass!)
“I admire you Wendy, always will to help, that tiny seat did hurt my ass and you’re even giving a nice massage. So strong a-“
Amber halted.
There were two bikes outside the local church, alerting the wide open front door.
Wendy felt Amber change route as she went to investigate.
Meanwhile.
Inside the vacant church...
Luke and Perry, teenagers bored on halloween, were recording some scary stunts for their online social media. The pitch black echoey church set them in high alert, creating a paranoia to every splint or sound. Luke was fooling around with the mary statue-
“LUKE CUT IT OUT?!!”
Luke continued to mess about, with the statue until
BOOOOOOOOMLCH!!
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!” Both shit themselves hearing a DEAFENING thump. Clearly the sound of something incredibly heavy. They both put it down to their imagination.
Little did they know the true danger they was in.
Perry began to fry from paranoia, while Luke CONTINUED to act a fool. Breaking a statue in the process
“GODDAMNIT LUKE!!”
“Baah they’ve got spares in the back quit being such a scaredy Sid… cmon let’s go see their storage or whatever” Like grabbing Perry with a loud regretful gulp was his inly reply
Once they were in the back hallways, Perry tripped and fell into a giant ‘Hole’
“Aarrgh what the f-“
BOTH, Luke and Perry went pale with fear.
“Is-is-is”
“What the fuck bro is that an…an… ASS?”
“No way these are tiles, HARD ASS CHURCH TILES BRO”
“IM GETTING OUTTA HERE!”
CHIKER CHICKER CHUKER!
The locked door. Sent cold chills through the air. Goosebumps were like landmines filled with fear
“GOD SENT ME TO TO PUNISH ALL WRONG-DOING”
A thunderous voice, shook the entire atmosphere, electrifying the two boys into trembling fear. As they could her the tiled floor bust and crumble
THOOOM
THOOOM
THOOOM
Earth-crunching thumps came towards them, however in the pitch black darkness they couldn’t make out what it was.
As they ran for their lives, it got closer, regardless of how fast they ran.
“IN THERE!!!”
Luke and Perry dove into the first opening they could. Crashing into the nun’s snack room. Luke hid in a chest which with a grated lid pulled tightly over his head, Perry crashed into the closet
The two boys reduced to trembling scaredy cats once they saw
Amber, THE ALMIGHTY
Possibly 7ft tall
Wide as their eyes could imagine
Her thighs crashed through the door with ease, making the wooden walls look like a measly sheet of fabric. Perry Gulped as she didn’t even flinch. She looked in discomfort,
“Wrong-Doers!!… huh?…gone?…oh well let me rest” Amber labored over to the only “Seat” in the room. Flicking on the light switch.
Luke looked up at…
Amber’s PLANET-SIZED butt cheeks, busting free of the pathetic costume that once fit. Jiggling slowly like tectonic-plates of blubber, descended down onto the poor boy in slow careful motion. The fact he noticed the many marks of crushed seats on her butt blubber scrambled his brain as none of them came close to the sheer width of her butt meat. She positioned directly on top of his head, meaning he was expecting to see an asshole… Little did he know he had a whopping 160inches of UNCANNY ASS en route to his face. Amber’s anus barely seen daylight this year having cheeks as big as hers.
While he prayed not be crushed alive in the old chest. This should have been the last of his worries as
DHWURRRMMMMM
The sturdy crate miraculously held firm after Amber sat on it. Creaking and cracking yet held up. Perry peeking from the closet witnessed the entire crate disappear being swallowed between her butt cheeks.
Luke was already crushed. As Amber’s butt did a good job of compressing the old chest however…
GWERGLELURGLE
Perry knew Luke was a goner…
FWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHGGHHH
BLAAARRRFFF
BLAAAARFFF
The room was blasted by an explosion of gas. Luke took the pent up farts, to the face at close range, he immediately began to whimper and gag. The bassy farts were trapped TIGHT in the wooden chest, forcing him to gag and choke on her toxic gas. Tears ran down his burning cheeks, as the hot gas made him sweat like a pig.
SPOCK!!!!
The warm fart lingered popping the lightbulb, candles began to melt leaving them in complete darkness yet again. Amber got up off the stench-ridden crate (Now shaped like a butt) locked it. Walked off to go and find some light.
Perry leaped out into the waft of putrid gas she left lingering, trying hard not to cough loudly.
“QUICK QUICK LUKE WE GOTTA GO!!!”
Luke lay there
Pasted to the bottom of the Chest, glued by moist fart condensation, face stretched in fearful shock from her gas.
Perry’s heart sank…
Once he laid eyes or the gargantuan lock on the chest.
*Gulps*
“Goddamnit!! Don’t worry buddy I’ll get you out!!”
Perry in pitch black darkness, scrambled over everything in the room, making noises he panicked more and more. As the demeaning silence tormented him.
THOOOM
DHOOOOOM
THOOOM
SHE WAS COMING BACK!!
By this time he there were things everywhere!, which made him trip and stumble even more
THOOOOOM
THOOOOOOOOM
DHOOOOOOOOOOOM
She got closer and closer
The room shook more and more
Perry began to shit himself, diving head first into the closet yet again as she breached the entire wall to the ground
“And what do we have here?” Amber picked up Perry. LUCKILY FOR HIM. He was wearing the choir boy cloak by luck.
“Oh… (Smiles) its a choir boy. And what are you doing here young man… (Perry trembled in silence)…. oooh I know! You’re here to practice…”
Amber lugged Perry to the main hall, her belly bustled louder and louder. As if an angry beast was being tormented by every waiting step she ignored it for. Perry noticed her pained face while her warm capable hands rubbed over the bubbly volatile belly meat.
“Maam… is your “Belly” ok?”
“Hush young one, Nothing but a natural process *BLOET-GURGLE* hgnn and it BIG one at that”
Placing Perry in Center isle she disappeared off to get something to sit on
Seconds later
“Looks like this old chess is the only worthy seat in here” Amber stomped in
!!?!
Perry knew Luke would perish in any more of her vile farts, especially being trapped in the old chess
Perry ran picked up the old chess!!
Snatching it from Amber!
Making a break for the exit
Gathering all his strength Perry threw the old chess over the door (Which had an overhead gap) then also climbing in utter panic managing himself over the doors.
Thinking they were free, as their bikes we right as they left them.
Before Perry could ride away
FWIOOOOOOOSHH
Above him….
He saw… two outer worldly absolute moon sized ass cheeks breaking free of the tight nun’s outfit. Pouring out expanding wider while falling towards him.
Perry only had ONE moment to click upload on his Go-Pro livestream (Which Captured the entire event, possibly gone viral at this point)
DWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMLLCH!!!!
Amber’s ass landed square on his face. Decimating his flesh into the afterworld on impact. As her butt smashed a butt print deep into the porcelain front steps. Cracks spread throughout the entire church
The kid was gone…
Splatted like a grape deeply squashed into her butt crevice. Never to be recognized again.
Wendy had been sleeping out-front and came running
“MY GOD! ARE YOU? WHAT? DID YOU GET? HOW MANY? THE COPS?!” Blabbering
BLOAOOOAOAOOOROREEEEELLP!!
Amber hosed down poor Wendy with belch which roared throughout the empty church behind her. Wendy quickly snapped into reality and preferred not to ask questions. Covered belch juice now.
“Hoho, we must be grateful for the lord’s blessings LETS CELEBRATE JUSTICE AT HOME!! Together..”
Amber Carried off both Wendy and The box (With Luke inside, still in bad shape) arriving at Wendy’s crib leaving a line of crushed parents, trick or theaters, even local neighborhood watch were no match for a bloated Amber who badly needed the bathroom. The local government were going insane wondering why all these side walks were being destroyed without a trace!
Soon after…
“Hey Amber I managed to open that chest of yours… looks like some nice quality toilet paper or something” Wendy reported
!!?
FWIOOOOSH
SQUELCH!!
Amber shot up butt slamming Wendy’s face into a wall excitedly acquiring the “toilet paper”
HGGNNN!!
FLOAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHHRRRFFFFFFFffffffff
After 20 minutes of Amber’s gassy onslaught.
Amber had blew a hole in the wall. Such ferocious gas and giant logs couldn’t be tamed by any bathroom appliance leaving her to make ruin of the entire room. The neighborhood had firemen, police and even medical teams running around as the vial green smog flooded the area destroying livelihoods.
“Now time for my new special paper”
Amber picked up Luke, who was pasted to a sheet of paper.
“M-m-m-m-m-m-m” Failing to call for his momma while 160” of jiggly shit-caked ass approached his face.
GRRRRLRUGLE
GWORLCH
“ARGH!! After-math!!” Amber couldn’t hold back a giant aftermath load she had to drop.
Even while thoroughly wiping her ass with Luke’s face thinking he was toilet paper. Her eyes urgently searched for a spot for her to release the mountain of shit she could barely hold back anymore
So she Grabbed the old chest and headed down to the basement
KER-BOOUURRMMMMMMMCH!!
Amber landed square on her butt after crushing the pathetic basement stairs. Wendy was in the shower and prayed for her house to be in one piece.
Luckily for Luke Amber’s ass being so big she practically didn’t feel a thing, as her butt meat absorbed impact like a entire bed let alone a heavy duty mattress.
Standing over the innocent Chest, she turned around to take aim.
BWWWEEEEERRRRRRRFFFFFFFF
Amber’s farts shook the house like a bomb, filling her with angelic release.
However for Luke
He was fired out her ass now laying in the firing line.. deep into the chest which looked up at her butt
He couldn’t believe his eyes. Amber stood half a metre infront of him yet… he couldn’t see past her ass!! BETTER YET EVEN THE CEILING!!
She started grunting and stepping backwards.
BLWEEEEEEAAAAIIIFFF!!!
Pumping the room with ferociously bad gas. Assaulting Luke’s face burning his skin.
Looming closer and closer
Until her weight gently rested on the doomed chest.
Feeling like he was face to face with a cannon, sweat dripped into his mouth
Amber wasted no time
and let hell lose
… 3 hours passed …
Amber tried to find Wendy among the foul green gas that lurked around the entire NEIGHBORHOOD! The vile mist made it hard for Amber to even find Wendy.
What Amber didn’t realise is that while she was looking for tiny Wendy, she was butt crushing support beams, belly flopping walls down, and hip smashing door to bits
Amber began to tear up not finding her friend until
“AMBER!! MY GOD!!”
“WENDYYYYY!!”
Amber charged in a straight line towards the tiny voice, crushing the fridge, sofa, tables. Grabbing and hugging the air out of Wendy’s lungs.
“I’ve been looking for-“
“Amber- Don’t you dare!! (Amber holding her stomach) AMBER I MEAN IT!! (Amber began to shake with sweat) AAAAAAAA-“
BALLOAOOLOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRFFFFFF!!!!
Amber’s meaty cheeks buffeted an absolute rocket launch size fart. Wendy watched her house get obliterated into tiny splinters of debris. Amber’s fart shaped a nuclear mushroom in the sky which made everyone run screaming. Even planes in the sky began diverting routes or even plummeting to crash flying through the fart cloud. Wendy started weeping soon before becoming delirious from the potent air.
Amber turned to the see the remains of Wendy’s house…
Only a hole for the basement was left, the pool of her ultra potent shit still festered like molten lava. Luke most likely vaporized from such exposure.
“Another unworthy building aye Wendy… Ahh well back to my house it is”
- Before Amber set off she sent a postcard to Kurxa and the DeviantArt/Patreon Crew. Wishing everyone a happy halloween/holidays hoping everyone enjoys this day. Reminding everyone that she really appreciates all the support, Comments, Commissions all of the above!
Thank you
(Giant sloppy kiss mark from Amber) xxx -
THIS PEICE WILL BE PART 7 OF THE AMBER THE ALMIGHTY SERIES!!
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