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Kayah… The New SSBBW soccer coach
🕑 Added 2022-10-24 02:08:40 +0000 UTCThis should be the OneTimeWonder That won the voting poll last week…but…. I’ll let you guys read this piece and you’ll let me know if… you know… (If this will become a 5-10 Part series please and thank you Hehe)
“The barbarians huh… I like the sound of that… this little barbarian lady emblem is cool too… please no creepy cleaner guys last club was t-(GWWWURGLE-GLORT)-ahhhh”
Belly bouncing into the soccer ground sprinting through looking for the bathroom.
The cleaner had been working hard all morning cleaning the girls bathrooms making sure the place was perfect for the new coach
Wiping his brow slowly leaving before
DJM DHM DHM
BWUOOOINNG!!!!
A 90inch show-stopping pair of luscious tanned butt cheeks bounced him clean across the hallway!
Kayah stuffed herself inside the tiny stall, as he watched his entire mornings shift
BLUURRRRRFFFFF!!!
“Woo!! Those Damn bagels!!”
Poor janitor watched the bathroom rocked by her gassy bombs
The owners were upstairs and heard the Bassy farts rock the bathrooms.
Blushing in the bathroom mirror, she noticed the janitor devastated across the hall on the floor
“Oh… er… excuse me… I get really gassy when I’m nervous, sorry about that, blame those damn good Kurxa double dairy bagels… See ya around”
The janitor peered in her bathroom stall and saw she had busted the toilet seat, even the toilet seat lid was left with an ass dent in it. The smell made him wanna quit his job knowing they have their own kurxa cafe meal plan there at the club…
This new coach was going to be problem
Kayah happy as a daisy walked into the meeting room. Greeted by all the owners of the club. Discussing targets and all nitty gritty details.
The subject of coaching methods came up and-
“Don’t you worry a thing! After my morning bagels and double cocoa extra thick cappuccino… the girls will be ROARING to get off that bus and play hhahaha-
(The owners peered down at her belly and butt… worrying about what she meant)
I’m a very personal coach, I’ll make sure they feel the weight on their shoulders”
The owners gulped, but trusted that her resume spoke enough about her qualities.
“It says here you once… crippled an opposition player”
“Ahahahaa!!! Oh yeahh!! Damn referee’s fault, one of my players got really badly hurt and I came running over… and I ahhh.. Slipped on wet grass… thats all-“
“Coach Kayah was butt bouncing on her face until 7 people had to get her off…”
“(Kayah’s eyes darted around the room in guilt)….It was really slippery….”
The owners show the pictures of the butt crushed girl, now in a wheel chair, even the butt crater is still there
“WHAT?!! My butt is only 80 inches those girls on tik tok have…(Gulp) Is it hot in here or (Walks over to the window) OH LOOK!! THE GIRLS ARE HEREE!!! GOTTA GO!!”
Kayah hastily ran off out the room
The owners watched her get stuck in the doorway. Their eyes couldn’t help but scan the tiny toilet seat print on her butt cheeks that hung out the bottom of the soccer shorts.
“MS KAYAH WAIT-“
“Lets just go… sure she’s… unorthdox but”
“BUT NOTHING!! WE NEED TO TELL HER NOT TO EAT THE KURXA CAFE PRODUCTS!! YOU’VE SEEN THE NEWS GENTLEMEN! That Bottomless Brenda women, grew to 8ft 7!! WE CANNOT HAVE THAT AT OUR CLUB”
“Bah! I’m sure Mr Kurxa has changed the recipe since then, your scepticism is logical yet filled with the fear of the unknown… I’ve left her the giant wheel of cheese from Kurxa on her desk, let’s go”
As they were walking out
“What’s that Barbarian princess you had on your phone at lunch? Princess Ze-”
“Mascot Stuff! - Mind your business, Till next time”
Kayah waited inside the meeting room as all the girls reacted to Kayah walking in. Clearly they were shocked first time seeing a 500lbs pear shaped, 80inch butt SSBBW soccer coach.
There was a quiet respect in the room until
“Hohoho!! God damn!! That is the biggest pair of buns I’ve ever seen”
Mandy… the MVP of the team, also a bit of a maverick. Extremely outspoken. Not mean, but boisterous.
She walked up to Kayah and grabbed a handful of her super soft butt cheeks.
“Woaah it’s super so-”
“What the hell are you doing Ms handsy?”
“-soft… Coach you’ve got the best ass it feels like rubbery marshmallows (SPANK!) GOD DAMN!! You must demand 9inches or better with this dump truck ahahaha”
The girls in the room wanted to laugh as Mandy was walking back to sit down until
*GRAB!!*
“OH LOOKY HERE SQUAD!! MY NEW BENCHWARMER SEAT TALKS… (forces Mandy to her knees)*SQUELCH*”
“Haha is that all you got? Damn you actually are made out of marshmallow hahahah”
The class grew worried as they saw Kayah had merely dropped her butt cheeks on Mandy.
BADWELCH!!!
Kayah merely sat gently on Mandy, and butt crushed her into the cold hard floor. The clammy squelch made the squad shudder as if they were feeling such pain.
Mandy only being 150lbs was crying for her momma in seconds.
“I do not tolerate disrespect. I smash seat cushions every-week, I love getting new ones girls… just sayin”
Kayah got up.. and explained proceedings for the season ahead. The girls couldn’t stop staring and the busted body of Mandy between her butt cheeks.
Turning around she noticed the girls were timid and afraid to speak up. Seeing the biggest toughest girl in the squad crushed to pulp
“So AAANy questions?…”
The squad all looked at each other
“Errr Coach about that late rule… I-I don’t get it”
The smallest girl in the team, Pam. Mandy loved to pick on Pam, her being 4ft 11 barely weighing 120lbs… she literally couldn’t hurt a fly. All the girls loved her sweet loveable nature.
“Awwwww Pam, what’s there not to understand? Anyone who is late… will carry me across the entire field AND pay for my dinner”
“Coach Kayah… you’re like 300lbs or something… I use two hands to carry my coffee haha, is that a joke? Hahaha”
Kayah got up close into Pam’s face…
“Pam I’m 500lbs… 504 to be exact… You know the rules. DONT. BE. LATE….”
The silent gulps around the class, as everyone watched the busted body of Mandy squashed up between Kayah’s butt cheeks.
SQUELCH!!!
Sitting with heavy plop, Kayah wondered why the class flinched
“Oh yeah… woops? (Gets up looking at Butt crushed Mandy) GOT ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?”
Poor Mandy looked like she had been stamped by two boulders. Covered in ass sweat. Mandy was cursing Kayah out in foulest of language
“Welp… still got a lot learn… (HEAVY SQUELCH SOUND) ahhh I love coaching”
The squad watched the chairs legs bend catching Kayah’s huge butt. They all walked out sort of grateful that Mandy won’t be bullying anyone for the time being… but now worried about Mandy underneath Coach Kayah.
….
The very next day, the entire squad was perfectly on-time to practice. Mandy was super quiet and obedient like she was under some kind of spell.
Kayah pulled Mandy to the side
“No hard feelings about yesterday (Reaches hand to shake hands)”
Mandy shakes Kayah’s hand without saying a word. Not even looking up off the ground. As if she was eager to get back to practice that badly.
As Mandy was jogging back to the field
“Step outta line… I won’t hold back next time… PROTEIN GIVES ME REALLY BAD ONES! SORRY”
Mandy shuddered gagging, remembering the moist gassy punishment of being Coach Kayah’s seat.
The girls practiced well and returned the changing room for their-
“NEW GEAR!! NEW NUMBERS!! CMON!! EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR STUFF”
All the girls grabbed their stuff, new shorts, joggers, socks etc. All apart from one girl…
Pam… being by far the smallest, leanest girl in the team, it didn’t help she was extremely quiet and gladly opted to go last in everything.
Coach Kayah walked in on the phone. Tidying up the extras. Pam was admiring Her huge butt the way it was jiggling like jelly on buttery waffles… until she stood directly infront of tiny Pam
“Ok thanks Doc, because I’m usually quite a gassy girl but-“
BLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF
“Ahhhh…. See?!!! They are so big these days?! And ohhh (fans air) are they raunchy. I’d make the girls cry uncle if any on them smell these ones”
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHRRREEEEFFFFFFFFFFF
“AHHHHH!!! That one has been burning since breakfast!!… hello?… huh… phone must have died. Boy am I tired”
SQUELCH!!!
Kayah sat on Pam’s face. As she been ragdolled by the uncanny farts to the face. With an ass far to big for the tiny bench, she plopped and bounced her cheeks hanging over the back. Poor Pam had her entire head swallowed up Kayah’s super clammy ass cheeks.
Kayah noticed Pam’s things, shrugged her shoulders and left. The poor janitor could see gassy fumes coming out the changing rooms and Kayah came out
“Oh-MY-GOSH- (Snags paper bag) you got me 4 kurxa bagels… all this bread is going to bloat out my cheeks (Munch) but thanks tho… you’re too kind”
The Janitor went to war with her gassy smog in the changing rooms. Leaving squashed Pam right there on the bench rushing through cleaning.
A day had passed by
“Hey girls has anyone seen Pam?”
Kayah searched the ground until she found her
“Pam!! You can’t skip practice…”
“(Squashed flat in a butt crater) but.. but… you sat-“
“You’re on seat duty for the game tomorrow. I’ll take a suitcase sized mega Burrito from Kurxa cafe, with a shake and some egg and cheese stuffed peppers… (smacking her face lightly)… gotta learn ya lesson”
Pam was forced to watch Kayah beast down an absolute mountain of food. When the kurxa menu describes the suitcase sized burrito they literally meant it was measured to be exact!
Kayah struggled to finish it all, thanking Pam for the food.
The very next morning the team bus was bouncing with optimism, Kayah’s first game in charge and they had been training hard.
Poor Pam walked on the bus last as Kayah was giving a team talk
“THATS WHAT I WANNA SEE TODAY?!! NOW WHERE’S-oh there you are!! Awww you brought me extras… only thing you’ll soften up are my cheeks though aha!”
Kayah took Pam’s breakfast before folding her into a seat cushion.
BWELLLCHH!!!!!
The butt drop shook the bus and spewed ass sweat over the windows opposite Kayah.
“Coach… you uh…forgot your joggers…”
Kayah turned bright red…
“Welp…. You can fish her out my cheeks once we get there!! GAME FACES GIRLS!!”
The squad all watched Coach Kayah’s huge butt bounce and plop on the seat. Pam’s squeals were simply a by product of her road rage, taking her frustration out in the poor seat. With her butt cheek hanging off the side of the HUGE drivers seat. The girls quickly learned never to get on Kayah’s bad side.
Pulling up at the game, the entire team walked past the butt crushed mush once known as Pam.
Unfortunately…
“Err Pam Honey I’ve got… I’ve got bad news I uh… forgot my seat cushion for the coach seat… so….”
Pam begged not to be used but
SLRRRRRRP!
Kayah tore her from the sweat drenched seat, flung her over the shoulder.
“Always willing to take one for the team… I like that about you Pam”
Pam was mesmerised by Kayah’s super wide jiggly dump truck of an ass.
Once in the changing rooms
“GIRLS!! ITS GO TIME!! WE KNOW OUR PLAN LETS DO THIS!! Plus our Pam has offered to be my seat cushion for the whole game coz I forgot mine at home”
The squad shrieked in fear for their dear little Pam.
The girls played an amazing game, making sure Kayah had no reason to plop her ass down on her coach seat in anger at the game. Running rampant on the game winning 5-0.
Kayah was ecstatic. The girls all ate together, of course Coach-
“Don’t get too carried away with the food girls!! Not all of you will have amazing metabolism like me hahaha- that’ll be 4 hotdogs and 6 grilled cheese please- GREAT GAME TODAY GIRLS!!”
Kayah turned around sloshing her huge ass in the dying travel pants that were wedged tight, sucked up between her clammy cheeks.
Later they all got on the bus and was a mini party back to the home stadium turf. Everyone felt amazing, even Mandy was joining in the celebrations, Pam was no longer on seat cushion duty.
After everybody had left to go home early being extremely tired.
Arriving in the gym, for the morning yoga session
Of course! Goody two shoes Pam was first.
Bright and early even bringing Coach Kayah a double dairy kurxa coffee and three large kurxa bagels.
Sitting down in the stretching room first.
BOIING!!!!
Kayah butt bounced the door open! Walking in with all the yoga mats she couldn’t see where she was going…
Dropping them ontop of Pam without knowing she’s there. One Exercise mat was enough for Pam, but 18 of them had the girl pinned to the floor. All the girls came in and took their matt.
“Perfect I’ll just use this one”
Sadly for Pam she was laid flat underneath a matt… the matt which Kayah decided to use
Stomping it flat crushing Pam’s limbs and face.
Kayah carried out the Yoga session like no other, her heavy body smashing all over the yoga matt. For a solid hour with the team. Some players could hear yelps and squeals pain… but saw nobody stuffed between Kayah’s cheeks so shrugged it off as nothing.
“Ahhhh Girls good job yesterday, I see great things coming this league season… starting on Saturday… but for now (GURGLE!!) arrgh you guys better run… (Girls start running off in fear) MAKE SURE YOU STRETCH!!! AND NO SEX TILL AFTER OUR GAME!!”
Once she was alone
FREEROROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRPP
She made the room hot and steamy with a moist heap of gas. Gas that blazed poor Pam through the yoga mat.
Getting up, the yoga wedged between her butt. Even being swallowed hole at the deepest point of her ass.
“Well well Mr Yoga Matt nice to-
BLUAAAAAAAAAAAAUUURRRRRRRRRFFF-
Ohooo!! MAN!! Nice to meet you to!! Holy shit I’m a fucking pig!! Ewwww!!”
Revolted by her own gas, the yoga matt had be shot out of her ass across the room. Pam’s tiny paper flat body flew out the window…
Kayah creeped out by the weird janitor guy quickly left the building and-
SQUELCH!!!
“ARGHH!! Who’s DOG CRAP IS- Oh my goodness.. PAM?!! You smell horrible!!…”
Pam was shaking and red in excruciating pain, her lip quivered in a fearful sadness of what was to come
“Did you skip yoga today Pamela? Be honest with me” Kayah’s angry hands sunk into her super chunky hips
Pam’s body shook and her super honest morals kicked in as she… nodded yes slowly
Not being able to lie in her life even if it meant-
“Goddamnit Pamela!! I’m SUPER gassy today AND they’re doing Bottomless Brenda Belts at Kurxa Cafe today… just look at my belly! (Her gut was churning with volatile gassy movement)… I had to get toilet insurance for this kinda artillery girl… *Sighs*”
Pam started crying feeling bad having let coach down. Kayah comforted her the best should walking over to the car
But once the car door opened and Pam saw Kayah’s driver seat..
*GAASSSP!!*
The seat looked terrible. A GIANT BUTT CRATER looked ironed on the poor seat, to the point it was bent downwards like Kayah’s ass had hammered through the fabric leaving two huge ass sized holes in the seat. Even at the back rest!! At the bottom looked like two oval shaped basketballs had been moulded into the seat.
Funny thing was Kayah’s seat was completely different colour to the rest of the seats, it resembled a memorial for the seat that once tried to hold Kayah’s monstrous behind.
“Awww it’s not that bad, you shoulda seen my last one… only had this one two weeks haha… (Pam froze in fear)”
Kayah rolled her eyes and dove into Pam’s bag.
“(Grabs Joggers) Tell ya what… I’ll wear your team Joggers… believe me I’m doing you a favour”
“Good god…” Pam thought to herself seeing Kayah stuff her giant jelly butt cheeks inside the poor joggers. The stitches were ripping, her thighs didn’t fit but somehow … she got them on
She laid Pam’s face head up on the seat and began climbing in…
Pam could only watch Kayah’s butt… BARELY fitting in her joggers postion over her face far wider than the seat even granted.
Kayah slowly sat to be easy for Pam… but…
SSSSSSRRIIIIPPP
SQUELCHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kayah’s butt busted out of the joggers and she landed BARE ASS on Pam’s face. Pam was no match for the mountain of ass she just squirmed in agony. Even the car shook several times
“DAMN!! CHEAP JOGGERS!! This is why we need to win something this year!! We need some better quality gear”
Now Kayah was a little angry she sat and plopped like normal punishing poor Pam like no other.
Approaching traffic which Kayah would have usually avoided if she didn’t run into Pam at that time
“DAMMMNIT PAM!! THIS IS MY TIME OF DAY WHERE I LET LOOSE MY FARTS IVE BEEN HOLDING ALL DAY LONG… MY BELLY HURTS SOO DAMN BAD!!! AND NOW TRAFFIC… STOP YOUR WHIMPERING! YES A BIG ASS SWEATS… A LOT… ARRRGHH”
Poor Pam was Suffering Kayah’s road rage on top of having her face crushed to butt shaped pulp. Kayah’s remorse for Pam slowly turned more aggressive over time… everytime Kayah leant out the window barking profanity at other drivers she
SQUECLH!!!
Her huge ass would hammer back down on the chair… making it very clear how her car seats barely last a few months.
As for Pam….
She woke up sitting opposite Kayah inside the Kurxa cafe… the next thing she saw was the Bottomless Brenda Belt come down above Kayah’s head
“Sorry… I get a lil carried away on the roads hehe, WELP what way to get to learn your new coach huh?… huh? Thanks for the food”
The Conveyor belt churned up and began….
Thanks for reading!!!
This was supposed to be the OneTimeWonder you guys Voted for… BUT… Cmon… me Kurxa am begging you!! Lets make this 5 or 10 Part series? This story is such a blank canvas opportunity
Let me know what you think
PS: Have a great day, (Be sure to stay ontop of your vitamins this winter!, don’t know about you but the winters are getting colder and colder!)
