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What Shirt Do You Want To See?

🕑 Added 2019-10-16 18:47:28 +0000 UTC

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Anna Pohuly

Todd, I the link to the store seems to be dead. Any idea why?

Nathaniel Jackman

Something Rules of Attraction

Alex Dermer

Marshall Arisman’s American Psycho art.

Nick

Yuqq

Alethia St. Joan

"I want to fit in."

James Reeves

Yo Todd, please opt in on the higher quality cloth materials, too — I want to represent in style!

Phoenix

“Rock n roll, deal with it”. Black shirt, white block letters. I would buy this.

Jasper

White Privileged Male

Peter litvin

“ The dregs, the dregs” is absolutely a shirt that I would buy. I don’t have any interest in any of the other ideas mentioned here. I would also like to suggest a T-shirt that has the stunning b.e.e. portrait on the back of the first vintage contemporaries edition of the rules of attraction. If there’s any question, I wish to be clear that I am 100% serious about that. Any picture of BEe would be cool though.

David Bischke

"The Millennial" with a picture of Todd playing video games.

Kyle Kouri

There are amazing ideas here. I love the idea of a shirt that says "the dregs, the dregs." I also love the idea of a shirt which says "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive," but not really picturing the visual element described. An "Aesthetics Over Ideology" shirt is of course an instant classic. I also agree with the comment that I'd be more excited about buying any of the shirts you're already offering, plus any new ones, if they didn't have your name on the back. You're the man, but that's (sorry) cheesy. Perhaps "B.E.E" could be a more...subtle approach. Alternatively, ditch it altogether. Those in the know...will know. I'm also now wondering about that collaboration you did with Alex Israel....I think you can push the shirt thing into that arty direction, rather than the "Bret Easton Ellis Podcast Gift Shop Merch Portal," y'know. Lastly, "You do an awfully good impression of yourself" shirt with some cool graphic would be awesome. And, here's an edgy one: How about a shirt that just says "Teenage Pussy."

Kevin O Lanre

Some of your work have already graced t shirts et al, which look great, no offence whatsoever and I apologise profusely, but you can do so much better than what is currently on offer. I say this because you’re such a big influence and cultural figure, not just to me but to many TRUE tastemakers (not those instagram hacks, but the TRUE essence of the word) Perhaps do a Helmut Lang and get hold of people who have made products of your work and get them to work on stuff with you.

Bobby Bermudez

WHO ARE PAUL & KALE?

Austin

Is there anywhere where you can find The Deleted web series?

Filip Kruse

I’d buy pretty much any shirt as long as Bret’s name isn’t printed on the back the way it is now.

Joseph Lee

It's my favorite quote from the podcast and it would make a nice T-shirt.

Joseph Lee

I think it was the Cliff Dorfman interview where Bret said, "Isn't life just a predatory gay guy who you constantly have to rebuff?"

Rachel Bartlett

and still throwing my favorite Lunar Park quote “you do an awfully good impression of yourself” out into the ether

Rachel Bartlett

but really, I would buy the aesthetics over ideology shirt in a heartbeat & any merch related to the podcast

Rachel Bartlett

I need a shirt with Bret lamenting the dregs like in the Captain Marv-elle episode 😂 THE DREGS, THE DREGS

Mitch Jordan

Give me a Patty Winters Show t-shirt

Kristian Rasmussen

Bateman Says Negatif. This is a very fine chardonnay that you are NOT drinking. Something with the bird from Lunar Park. Glamorama. Official cover from first edition on white T.

bpvalentine

I think you should do a LYNCHIAN style tee, an obscured figure with an M like style of paranoia with the caption "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive"

Damien Smith

I could go for a Bryan Metro tee.

Todd

Lol, I’m glad someone else caught that

Thomas Davidson

What about something from Imperial Bedrooms - like Rip's "Desconsado. It mean's relax."

Alex Baverel

It's bone

j

Black T-shirt and/or Hoodie, with a minimalist design, a tasteful "Disappear Here" in smaller Helvetica font, directly over the left breast (heart), with a choice of blood red, blue, and white font coloring.

Eric Macom

It has to be Aesthetics Over Ideology. The dream would be that with a pic of Cliff Booth.

Thomas Matich

Aesthetics over ideology is the best. Even though it is actually a QT quote, I would also like a “I reject your hypothesis” tshirt

Amanda C

Love this idea!

Brian Rooney

What do you think of the Eagles? Times new Roman font on a plain white t’s left chest pocket. Simple and clean.

Andrew Lapointe

How about "I did blow in the washroom with Abel Ferrara"

BUtterfield8

If going in this direction, I would make the lettering light gray. The black/white contrast is too much for me.

BUtterfield8

That't the title of a collection of Christopher Hitchens essays, btw.

Ben Ovenden

Aesthetics over shipping costs.. 😂

Mai Tai

“come over at do bring coke now” is the only answer. Seriously. I would buy that instantly. White letters on a black T. Or even better a screenshot of the tweet.

Mai Tai

TEENAGE PUSSY, obviously. Everyone would wear that.

Saad Khan

What do you think about the Eagles?

Patrick

Aesthetics over ideology

Klintorious

Aesthetics over Ideology

BUtterfield8

It would need a nice graphic representation.

Brian

A white t-shirt with one of those designer accessory roll-call passages from American Psycho printed across it.

BUtterfield8

The perfect gift for the Boomer in your life.

Matt De Marco

EMPIRE

FlyingWaffle

"I don't want to marry Todd!"

Nas

Came here to say this

Andrew Lapointe

Another good one could be "Somewhere on North Doheny Drive, just below Sunset Blvd."

Andrew Lapointe

Aestheitcs over ideology for sure.

Sértő-Radics Sarolta

sorry, I need to place an order right now

Sértő-Radics Sarolta

"This is not an exit"

Audrey Rouget

Aesthetics over Ideology. I also like Its what you don’t know that matters most

Richard MacManus

Another vote for “Aesthetics over ideology”. It’s the defining philosophy of the podcast I reckon.

Christina Schneider

I simply am not there

Johan

"I have to return some videotapes."

Olly Potts

Do you like The Eagles?

Trevor Wysling

have to skim through, but this is the photo I'd love to see on a tee

Mikael Pawlo

A plain white t-shirt. Obviously.

D Michael Hardy

Imperial Bedrooms cover.

Thomas Rankin

A black tee shirt with white lettering in all capital letters reading: "IDEOLOGY VS. AESTHETICS".

Nick Michalak

"Aesthetics TRUMPS ideology" with a photo of Trump smiling (okay, maybe without the photo).

Trevor Wysling

The author photo from Less Than Zero with young Bret sitting crossed leg, holding a beverage, in a suit, looking pensive, lost, young and handsome, and so forth

dakira

I have to return some videotapes. the finale of Imperial Bedrooms would be great too, but maybe it's too dark for a t shirt. Also you guys should totally see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wvLIWe6qxA

Bobby Bermudez

AESTHETICS OVER IDEOLOGY, but maybe instead of the word "over", just write out the word aesthetics and place it over the word ideology with a division bar separating them.

Alexander Quattlander

Aesthetics over ideology is a must.

Michael

"Trump Derangement Syndrome: Race For The Cure"

Scott Bradley

💯

Andrew Johnston

Imperial Bedrooms "demon boy" silhouette artwork.

Richard Altman

Just a picture of anything and haven’t seen MUTE or you do or something that like mute like a Sony Trinitron would’ve said MUTE would like the green letters

Riley Hamilton

A shirt that says The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast with a cool graphic or with a cool font. or possibly a more ambiguous shirt that says B E E. I don't think the shirt should be associated with a book.