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Mass Effect Poll

🕑 Added 2022-05-10 19:06:13 +0000 UTC

Comments

Steven Lanzarotta

"Oh man... I don't care about either of them." -My partner after I had them play Mass Effect for the first time and they got to the choice between saving Kaiden or Ashley.

Matthew Atkins

While he can be whiny, I do still like Kaiden overall. Ashley however...let's just say that I think her story is best told with her sacrificing herself on Virmire to save everyone. It feels like a better ending for her to die saving the galaxy and *all* of it's people, including the aliens she was super racist about at first, but that's just me.

Kaiden is the equivalent of wet paint drying. That being said, I always let Ashley die in Virmire. Because fuck Ashley.

If you hate her, why is she on the poll? I like interesting D&D builds--if I wanted to hear a rant about some character people hate, I'd just pull up a random "Is Rey Skywalker The Worst Ever???" video.

Gwen Sanger

I WAS gonna vote Kaiden but I REALLY want to hear you dunking on Ashley. Friggin' racist.

As much as I despise Kaiden... he'd definitely be the more interesting build.

Tony

If you go solely off the Mass Effect jokes…Ashley = racist b*tch, and Kaiden = boring…but that isn’t entirely true, is it? That said, I voted Kaiden: he’s a solid dude.

Give us Ashley, then give us Firefly.

Ashley was kinda basic, and more than a little racist, but by god, it seemed like she was learning, and that's gotta count for something.