EP. 195 | More Departments of the Imperium
🕑 Added 2025-03-15 04:22:04 +0000 UTCToday we continue on our journey through the bureaucratic mess of the Imperium by covering some of the smaller but still important departments that keep this double Ouroboros going strong!
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Amped
Privateer armada would actually be ANY mercenary guild or for hire company, I'm sure there must be something like that around right?
יותם רוזנטל
Do the wheel!!!!!!
bobbyboy32059
Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Childers
the red bit in the roads is clay im pretty sure its the same around oklahoma city
Jeffrey Borus
As someone whom works in taxes and was a government employee let me just say you don't want the US IRS to do your taxes lol
Silver Tongue Narfi
I find it funny that even the imperiums irs will do your taxes for you but the US IRS won't.
Xanatien
Midwest main highways are okay. Highways that connect small towns? Absolute pothole central, they never get maintained.
Servantproto
I'd love to see an episode on how to make a space marine
Antonio N
as someone who lives in california, in the year 2024 i was hit by 15 cars that year alone, i wasnt physically harmed by most of them but its insane that its above 3
Joseph Elenbaas
Wait till you drive in Massachusetts
Loko5979
The Lord of Iron requires a 12 hour heresy video to show his tactical brilliance
Jarlock
Here in Tennessee our roads have to be built through so rough areas and when it rains the pot holes wash out and grow in size because the road was built on a slope somewhere Rocky. At least over here in East Tennessee where it's Rocky and theirs no flat ground.
Aussie_kc
Hydra dominatus +/- 1 or 2 for alpha legión
The Other Grey Knight
In defence of Tennessee and our roads we have to deal with some of the most extreme weather scales. In my lifetime we have hit -5 and frozen everything in February, and then by july its 110 normal temp with extreme humidity. Our pavement has to go through alot of conditions
Travis Stephens
Prime Dolph Ludren would have been a perfect Space Marine or even Curz
Faux
Just commenting to make the number of comments 111 and likes 222
Sir Manny of Calaban
Rogue traders = east india company in india…
Brent Tillberry
put it on the wheel and spin, no balls
L4Lenny
I for one love the idea of the lovers wheel if only because it's probably my only chance to finally attain my Emperor's Children video
bosko-styx
How many times did Isyander have to practice this to keep it all straight?
John Easterday
For April fools do an episode on the militarum janitorium you can name it "custodians? " Lol or the alpha legion
Captain Dream
Funny there's a theory we couldn't process cows milk but we just kept drinking it over generations and it caused us to evolve to be able to process it and that's why some people are lactose intolerant.
John Berry
Not hart
John Berry
Hate
John Berry
Dare you to react to the litany of hart song on youtube
Marvin Blindell
Alpha legion for April fools, please.!!
Lone hiker
Yes Tax episode? Koda your god damn genius! 🤣🤣🤣
Flynn OConnor
Space marine 3
Trapper1896
Tennessee resident here but they feel normal to me it’s what I’m used to
Hano Vermeulen
What tithe do paradise world pay?
Jeremiah Crane (Neo-Neoth)
Spin the WHEEL!
Suly
also how about printing horusy book timeline sheet and throw darts on it? https://gaming.kylebb.com/hhtimeline/
Suly
Yaaay for the wheeel!!!!!!!!
Bellows Jakeen
I think the death guard episode is an alpha legion episode because only the dusk raiders were stealthy and there just a bit out of place beings both the only non zeno
Bjorn Tenshi
I love the book club idea
Joe Setterington
I am alpharius. I wish for alpha legion. This is a lie.
catgod
I am here to vote for alpha legion
Chance Anderson
You guys are the best.
Zachary Clapp
12 Hour Horusy
Kc8guy
Book club!!!
Cheesedaddy97
We need the wheel
panzer
Perhaps put some lesser asked for episodes mayhaps even chaos knight maybe even getting a box strangely sent to the P.O. Box shaped like a chaos knight
Tom Duggan
Also yes, SPIN THE WHEEL!!🎺
Tom Duggan
Deviation of Baal baby!
CoffeeColony446
As a Midwesterner the highways are generally nice, one you get into local / state roads things get interesting and dependent on season. Also did you hit the HELL sign in southern Ohio on the roadtrip?
Dock Powell
The kids on there way to to assasanorim school is how my parents describe them going to school
Jolly the Bucket
I legitimately don't know what you are talking about, I am asking because I want to what all the references are referring to.
Plethoria
Would you like to hear about the skys of Baal one last time?
Jolly the Bucket
Devastation of baal
kaylabeats22
The Dakotas is all flat and corn because that where all the missal silos are for the nucs
john edwards
Is the 12 hour HH video recorded yet
Radon
I love Malcador and would love to see more about him
Fotia_Kyrios
This isn't a poll but I vote for the wheel so long as it has the Horus Heresy video on it.
Dank Engine
id love to see the wheel in action as long as its a actual physical wheel to spin
Red
Slaanesh milk
Quantum Dragon
Spin that Wheel!
Red
A PoV novel of the Emperor on the Golden Throne would just be 500 pages of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAA OH FUCK OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brock Hard For Geodudes- Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker
Big wheel keep on turnin’ PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN’ and we’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ on the crusade!
Lullably95
Give us the Horus Heresy Video without the Wheel :D
razamuliel
Would you guys ever take a look at the rpg systems themselves? I think a breakdown of the rogue traders/dark heresy rule books and character creation would be a neat little dive.
Trace Sosebee
If you want more on the voidborn, they are more present in the Rogue Trader game
LarmDlarma
Tau auxiliaries please
Demi Slade
we must embrace the wheel
Isaiah Davis
I love the wheel idea
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
I love these looks at the more mundane parts of the 40k setting. Also, weekly call for more Eldar topics please. Ynnead/Yvraine, Exodites and Craftworlds
Tchiñdā Armel Tsomene
You will know what will be required of you *after* you’ve walked the path 😇
Johnathan Wolff
What are yall drinking in this epsiode??
Mitch Barton
LOOSER WHEEL PLEASE!!!!!
Murdered_happiness
Give us the wheel of losers
Pandolfinstein
I like the losers wheel idea
The most petty iron warrior
Immm firstttt
The most petty iron warrior
No I’m first
Preston Jones
OH! I'M FROM ALABAMA! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S IN OUR ROADS! IT'S NEGLECT! 😀 And the pinkishness comes from our iron-rich dirt.
Preston Jones
Airbus had an order from a Saudi sheikh who bought a full airliner jet for his son. His son was five. The sheikh thought he was buying a model and just didn't even blink at the cost, just "Yep, this tracks."
Angry_Dicks!
I like the wheel idea, but I'd like something more fun than the Google wheel if practical. Is there any way a physical wheel or a series of multiple wheels that could make sense? A wheel to select the wheel!
Angry_Dicks!
It was neat to see which ones I recognized
SKEETERBOY87
this is a very informative episode i liked it. also i would be very down for a losers wheel. also i cast a vote for grimaldus of the helsreich crusade
Nick
S P I N T H E W H E E L
Jake Hearn
Oh yes especially in rural Tennessee the roads are just abysmal
Mystogan
Make the wheel
Jade Rabbit
Crusading for our Captain Lotara Video
Mitchell McCullough
Can confirm, our roads down in Alabama and Tennessee are dogshit Also I would love a book club to guide what I am reading warhammer wise, the book list grows ever longer with time
Bored skulls
Hmm. Wheel...
Douglas Vines
I yearn for the wheel
Aragami
Dark angels please and thank you!
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
I've heard that the US definition of Treason is very narrowly specified, as one who wages war against the US or provides help and comfort to its enemies. As it was written by a bunch of people who had just been revolting against their own authorities it made sense they wanted to be very specific about for future purposes.
James Calow
I vote for both bugs and the wheel!
Alex Ross
GG
The most petty iron warrior
Haha I stole first
RowanWinged
Uh, yeah, I plugged the challenge into AI: 🎶 Warhammer Rap! Gotta name 'em all! 🎶 (Beat drops) Verse 1 Abaddon, Angron, Magnus, Lorgar! Roboute, Sanguinius, Vulkan goes hard! Horus, Mortarion, Perturabo’s cold! Jaghatai, Alpharius, secrets untold! Verse 2 Celestine, Greyfax, Creed, and Draigo, Eisenhorn, Cypher—where’d he go? Trazyn, Orikan, the Silent King, Khârn the Betrayer, let the blood flow begin! Chorus (Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K! Verse 3 Typhus, Lucius, Fabius Bile, Bjorn the Fell-Handed, old-school style! Kor’sarro, Shrike, Pedro Kantor, Helbrecht, Lysander, and Tigurius war! Verse 4 Mephiston, Dante, Gabriel Seth, Azrael, Sammael—Dark Angels’ best! Logan Grimnar, Arjac too, Yarrick’s got a power klaw coming for you! Bridge (Spoken) Oh, we’re not done yet—prepare for Exterminatus! Verse 5 Zahndrekh, Nemesor, Imotekh’s wrath! Ghazghkull Thraka leads the Waaagh path! The Swarmlord, Old One Eye, Red Terror, Tervigon spawning like a real nightmare! Verse 6 Vect, Lelith, Drazhar strike! Urien Rakarth, pain’s delight! Belisarius Cawl, he’s got the tech, Celestine’s back—won’t stay wrecked! Final Chorus (Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K!
RowanWinged
The next challenge after the heresy show. Name every 40k character in Pokemon rap style.
Brandis Jablaoui
I vote wheel of losser.
Noah Batchelder
Do you guys think you'll ever make merch? I'd love to support you guys further and to rep I & K with a cool shirt or something
Jashua
i cast my vote for the plague wars cause i feel that is actually the alpha legion trying to sneak their way in past us all
Mr Mutant
If you "think" you needed a white board for this episode, you sure as hell will need it for the hydra indomitous episode
I am Alpharius, maybe
I forward this motion
Biggus_Dickus
If you do the wheel, make it so that everytime „the episode“ does not show up it goes a bit up in chances
jared ferrell
I am here to begin the begging of the stationary episode.
Hana Amodio
I would kill for a book club style, here's the book for next episode, we talk about it in a week or two.
Gabriel Vaccaro
Give me the fulgrim episode. Oiled up AND NAKED
TheArditi's
Day 5 of Requested a Dreadnought video for YouTube and a discussion of The Glorious Tomb by Guy Haley on Patreon.
J.T. Packer
To explain the Southern roads, we're still paying penance, Death Korps of Krieg style, for the civil war, and the Powers That Be literally won't let us have better contractors and materials
Mrytub
Hydra dominatus
Nicholas SAno
and koda you disappointment most privateers were not bought and paid for they were in fact Criminals of the British empire during it's war with Spain while Elizabeth the first was queen and the Spanish armada as around and at the time Britain didn't have enough manpower but had the ships so they threw criminals on the ship gave them marks of reprisal and pardons as long as the met a quota
Easton Ensor
FUCK YEAH THE WHEEL! 12 HOURS OF THE HORUS HERESY
Nicholas SAno
hear me out hear me out the April fools episode is in fact tax season episode BUT it ends up being alpha legion.
tomkat 123
wheel of fortune!
Abuus
Love the idea of book episodes and the losers wheel
Jane Dove
Please let us learn about t he plague war
Mike Vogel
As a midwesterner, I appreciate the recognition of our driving etiquette. I currently live in CO and boy oh boy I hate it.
Martin Boru The Herald
vote against livathan as i love my morty and if it is the liers eh okay
IcebearLovesYou
Still repping Peter Turbo - Primarch of Petty Would love a video covering him.
R'lyeh Bel
Plague war because we all know Morty can't sneak but you know who can? ALPHARIUS! I AM NOT CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY, HERETIC!
SilkyZ
also, you can still get the Letter of Marque from the President. we never outlawed it in the US
CandyCain
Lol "get that G2 out of that admech's asshole 🤣"
Benjamin Mather
CHairisODE
Pedro Ramirez
12 hr houresy
Caine Champion of Khorne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Werdmatthias
I know there's a short story about psychers being ushered into the room where they're fed into the chair XD It's told first person from a psyker and it's from 'Master of Mankind'
William
Ecclesiarchy plz
CandyCain
Happy to see you annoyed your late
SilkyZ
4 hour Badab War video when? (you know, to flesh out the workflow for the Horesesy)
Eloi Guillaud
12 hours heresy 🧍
wyatt davis
Second!!
Bald Vengeance
I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his impossibly stubborn and scary competent cousin, Davaros Stooge of the Iron Warriors.
Alex Ross
Hermes Conrad Kurze