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The Calamitous Bob 209: The Long Night

🕑 Added 2024-08-03 13:49:19 +0000 UTC

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LUXRUS

What was the spec for acuity reflex?

Sean Hibbitt

Nice chapter! In the previous chapter, I think you mentioned she ran out of potions to chug?

Matt Kawalski

Empres has controll over dark mana but she's not an elemental archmage as Viv was the first one. She should be something similar to lich then. Question is what is her purpose that kept her going? Finding appropriate candidat for Empire throne? Of course up to Old Empire standard. No place for mediocracy there. Genocidal Maniac title is preferred...

Gwalmeich

Fish sauce, also known as dragon catnip.

Senko

Current theory is she didn't care what Viv did until she was officially crowned ruler of "Harrak" without being properly approved as an heir. That's when they moved to test Viv.

ItWasIDIO!!

Are you telling me that Empress sat there watched Viv be born then proceeded to sit there when she came back she again sat there & only started this bs when she somehow found out Viv was bringing Harrak back

Young Youghurt

But that's like only the himbo Jon from the tv series right? In the books the 16 year old kiddo will surely do better right?

Diego Rossi

"It wasn’t up to her to transform Nyil with science. It was up to them to adopt the methods she taught, and then bring the changes themselves." She taught the scientific method. She should remember the part about "register everything, even the failed experiments" and "share your research".

jarthur93

people be losing eyes from swooping fliers i think

Diego Rossi

Thanks for the chapter. I hope you had a relaxing vacation. "drop said rod on top of the palace at ninety nine percent of the speed of light, thus causing a massive thermonuclear explosion." A bit dangerous, at that kind of speed you risk getting more than you bargained for. Probably it will be worse that what the Harrakan Empire did. See https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/.

M. Gunnarsson

Teeeeechnically, Nous would only know of any elementals that are attached to the System he created. I hae no idea how there could be a black elemental that isn't, but, well, who knows. It's not like anything about the Capital is normal.

Senko

Well if it is the former Empress that's good news. She'll test them hard but want a proper heir to rebuild her empire. I wonder if she'll wind up adopting Viv?

Senko

I see Arthur's working on her first dragon minion. "I shall pay you in fish sauce."

lenkite

"So if she’s somehow turned part elemental…” Sorry, but no. This directly contradicts what Nous told her. That Viv is the first sapient black elemental. Her opponent is most likely a peak-tier Lich. (Timepass theory-crafting: Likely a Tier-6 or even Tier-7 [Dread Archmage Empress] or something like that. Enough power to contest against a Black Elemental Archwitch. Also, being an Undead Empress for ~300+ years likely gives her domain control over most of Old Harrak) If she could give Golems commands, then why didn't she do so for ~300 years ? Occam's razor says it is because no Harrakan Golem would take orders from an Undead.

lenkite

"and his paramour was going to be regrowing eyeballs for a month." What ? Viv is blind now ?

Sæþór

Tftc!

Dietz

It's a really simple question Viv. What does the embodiment of Black mana look like to you? Because my money's on a cross between Fatalis, a Ring Wraith, and a Sphinx with burning Emerald eyes.

tr13ze

Thanks for the chapter 😁

NoReTr3aT

My thoughts exactly.

DAK

“Enough. You have no say in what we do, She-Who-Rides-The-Storm’s-Darkest-Clouds. You are not our kin. You are not our leader.” That’s a pretty awesome dragon name to just give to someone who’s dragon-ness you are aggressively disputing.

Andrew K

Clearly, she plans for the steam to be form in an environment that's otherwise a vacuum, easily allowing low temperature steam. Clearly it's a hint that she plans to expand into space and have her empire subsequently go interstellar.

Desert Yeti

I agree. Dragon form just to shut the dragons up and make Arthur even more proud.

InLucidReverie

> we’ve sweated Should be 'we've sweat' here, I believe.

Adam Davies

<i> Great </i> chapter. The rest has done you well. Super stoked to be back in the story. Thanks heaps!

ShivaMcTimber

TYFTC!! Finally get my Viv fix. Yeah Empress's daughter for sure. Born part elemental with extra salty personality. I hope they can be friends lol

Torbjørn Nilsen

My guess is that it isn't the empress, but her daughter. Affected by so much black mana at birth she was born a Half-elemental. "Ilarea the Second, a powerful state woman and archmage. She was young and with child when the disaster hit." Combined with not being born in the Ziggurat, she isn't the empress/royalty. I don't remember how that went, the entire part about why Sofis can take orders from MC. Or I'm just fumbling in the dark. Which is why she hasn't ordered Sofis, cause she can't? IDK. Thanks for an awesome chapter!

Torbjørn Nilsen

My guess is that it isn't the empress but her daughter. "Ilarea the Second, a powerful state woman and archmage. She was young and with child when the disaster hit." Which is why she hasn't ordered Sofis,

SDCard

Thanks for the chapter!

DocteurNS

Old man: "I remember the day the world ended. The Black Witch fell to the Traitor King, and the Dragon Empress ascended to the throne. Then the world was doomed." Child: "Did the dragon rain fire on the world, granpa?" Old man: "Worse, Timmy. Much worse. She-Who-Hoards-Untold-Wealth sent a plague through the lands. A plague she called... Kap Talism."

Roombot

Viv is so badass, I love it

T'Ericka

Eh the empress lady means she may not have been

T'Ericka

This quote is EVERYTHING! Holy Batman!

T'Ericka

😂

BelligerentGnu

Welcome back!

James Faulkner

Just want to reiterate I’m the conductor of the Shadow Dragon Elemental train and we’re going strong. Join now for potential nerd apotheosis!

Manlor

She HAS been lazy in growing wings. She hasn't even tried yet. She should get on that ASAP.

ErrebanRrereban

On the one hand, I missed this so much that I went read all of journey. On the other this break allowed me to read through all of journey.

pelya

"Then the dragon will become the Empress, and the humanity is doomed"

Shimelton

I’m putting a fiver on the antagonist as the then unborn daughter of the Empress. Hence why Solfis doesn’t know them. The reveal will come with copyright infringement: “Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.”

Elaine

good chappie

DocteurNS

"Shame they’d have to kill her some day." The gods spare us from short-sighted fools.

Gibborim

"Do you know if there were any elemental archmage of the black candidates among their ranks at the time?" I feel like she should have a very explicit understanding that she is personally the first Black Elemental Archmage to exist given her talk with Nous.

James Faulkner

YESSSSSSS, we’re back baby!!

Kennyevilmonkey

The great one has returned to us, may darkness cover the land by the shadow of magnitude.

WarStrider72

I turned up my brightness on my monitor and could see everything fine during that battle

Emily Gurnavage

As bad as the wait *initially* felt, this was a pretty good spot to resume at. I hadn't considered the old Empress. That might explain why it/she sat dormant for so long after the cataclysm. Could have been either depressed from the miscarriage (and loss of the empire) or busy caring for some sort of abomination resulting from trying to save her unborn child. Or concentrating on not turning into a monster and trying to consolidate her power or some such. Or in statis/frozen/etc somehow. Lots of options to have kept her a non-problem all this time. But when she felt a proper invasion into *her* lands for the first time...

Leviathon251

Thanks for the chapter! Glad you're back!

Mantarok1205

Jolly good!

Wolfclaw

Did you make this a night battle just because of Jon's stupidity Not that I'm complaining

Simon Hoerder

Yay! Welcome back. Hope you've had a great time off. Just one stupid question: How can steam-powered super computers be cool? Unless you power them down and put them in a freezer, steam-powered anythings should be hot! Sometimes sexy hot, sometimes explody hot, sometimes both but always hot. ;-)

Jackjargon

Welcome back!! Thanks for the chapter it was fun

Simon Hoerder

LOL.

maxime cheniour

Is gevaudan an alias for Selkie?

David

Welcome back, great chapter! Viviane speech made me shiver.

Domifax

welcome back - hope you could recover well

Cormac

Mec, you appear to have put your artillery behind the lines. This is incorrect. Everyone knows that artillery should be in front of fortifications and all soldiers.

Gremlin

YES!

iloverugs

Thanks for the chapter!

Mecanimus

Weeeeeeell

Mecanimus

Saltier than the EUW lol server.

Elie

Thank you for bringing that up, I felt exactly the same, deep in my total war era the frustration of watching that battle unfold was torture. So many poor decisions, why would you send your unarmored cavalry with literally no visibility in the meat grinder.

Joshua Gunty

Thanks for the chapter! Always happy to watch Viv kick some undead ass.

SDCard

Thanks for the chapter!

elijah pickett

"You're a great dragon." 😂 How does that sound like the high compliment it is while still somehow not being enough.😂

MountainFox

I dub thee Magnanimous henceforth, favorite author.

Quex

Welcome back. Hope you found joy in the last month!

WarStrider72

Thanks for the chapter boss!

Necrotyr

You seem a bit salty :P Also welcome back :)

Cormac

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! HE'S BACK! I needed my fix. Now to actually read it.

Mecanimus

"Oh noes, night battles against undead are hard!" It's not that hard with obvious preparations including fortified lines, fire, and VISIBILITY you absolute dingus I swear Jon Snow is the most inept commander in the entire saga it's a wonder anyone follows the fuckwit.


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