Jungle Lord (M)
🕑 Added 2022-11-12 14:07:28 +0000 UTCTook me 15 tries to get a good Tarzan. It's much harder than it looks when you're painting beauty all the time and not that many reasonably normal men. I rather do the exaggerated barbarian. Much easier. However, persistence is the key. And there he is. With Jane no less. Who was pretty darn easy compared to Tarzan. π
There's even stuff in the attachment zone, for those that like the more primal things.
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Frans Mensink
When used to Tarzan, ape may be disappointing π
Frans Mensink
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FrisianFlag
I was missing a version where the ape gets the bj instead
Lawrence Wise
TARZAN (To mate): "ME, TARZAN! YOU, JANE!" // MATE: "Uh-Uh--I thought I told you on 'JungleSwing.com' that my name is 'Sheana'." // TARZAN: "NO--YOU, 'JANE'! FOLLOW SCRIPT!" // MATE (shrugging shoulders in frustration): "Ohhh yeah...THAT. OK. 'Me...Jane'." (Then, suddenly, she "Breaks The Fourth Wall and WAVES to THE ARTIST!) "Oh, Hi FRANS!!" π// TARZAN (sighing and also "Breaking The Fourth Wall"): "(```sigh```) You HIRED her, man!"π