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Besties Battle Bracket: Best Bathroom Game
🕑 Added 2025-09-02 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
Everybody needs a little video game break now and then. Amidst the chaos of modern life, the most reliable, universal sanctuary is the humble bathroom. So, with today's bracket, we want to help you make the most of your precious toilet time. Because when it comes to #2, you deserve #1.
The Rubric:
Which game is more conducive to toilet time
Which game makes you want to go to the toilet more
Which game would you be less ashamed to be discovered playing on the toilet?
Image: DownwellThe Contenders:
Balatro
Marvel Snap
Tetris
Slay the Spire
Merge Maestro (previously Super Auto Pets)
Vampire Survivors
Downwell
Pokemon Go
WarioWare Inc: Mega Microgame$
Threes
Wordle
Super Stickman Golf
Desert Golfing
Tiny Wings
Angry Birds/Cut the Rope
Image: What the GolfHonorable Mentions:
Drop 7
Tilt to Live
What the Golf
Pokémon TCG Pocket
Retro Bowl
Slice and Dice
Flight Control/Planes Control
Brotato
Nonograms Katana
Hotline Miami
Super Meat Boy
Luck Be a Landlord
Easy Come Easy Golf
Space Invader: Infinity Gene
Helsing's Fire
Hook Champ
Super Mega Worm
Mushihimesama BUGPANIC
Dodonpachi Resurrection
Comments
Donnie H
Love Desert Golfing, it'll be my pick for sure. I'm on my 4th playthrough, nearing 32,000 holes in total!
goombashoes
Thank god it was addressed. I was so shook I had to come back to finish the episode later. Bless you bestie boys
goombashoes
a game that uses portrait mode so you use one hand is irrelevant for this discussion because you should ONLY be using the device BEFORE you do the devil's little business in there
Cancster
Great episode.
