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Besties Battle Bracket: The most practical vehicle
🕑 Added 2025-10-07 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
Image: Crazy TaxiThis week, the Besties answer the most important question in video games: which iconic gaming vehicle would help us run our errands? What began as "the best vehicle in video games" devolved into "what will get us through for the grind of everyday living." We are embracing our true middle-aged selves.
Rubric:
The vehicle that would be most useful in day-to-day life
The vehicle that's easiest to maintain
The vehicle that most reads "this guy fucks"
Image: Twisted MetalThe Contenders...
Warthog (Halo)
Sparrow (Destiny)
Rocket Belt (Pilotwings)
Rocket Pack (Dark Void)
Samus's Aran's ship (Metroid)
Mako (Mass Effect)
Tram (Half-Life)
Battlebus (Fortnite)
Arwing (Starfox)
Regalia (FF15)
Atlas Submarine (Subnautica)
Balloons (Balloon Fight)
S.O.P.H.I.A. (Blaster Master)
Sweet Tooth’s Ice Cream Truck (Twisted Metal)
The Crazy Taxi (Crazy Taxi)
Banshee (GTA)
Comments
Jarl Snargl
A.) there are versions of the warthog with no gun. B.) why wouldn't you assume the mako also has futuristic first aid devices?
Beffy
This is the funniest episode of besties so far. I listen in the shower, and the heat combined with me laughing my absolute ass off about "Chester comes out turgid" almost made me pass out. I had to put myself in the floor of the tub
Melissa O'Neil
I love that being a tie breaker vs being a third equal criteria doesn’t matter cause it’s 2/3 wins either way
