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LNELIAW - Case 134: The most efficient way to dig is to blow up everything…!
🕑 Added 2023-11-24 12:12:46 +0000 UTCThe human minds are weird. We're supposed to just fuck normally and create offspring normally, and then be done with it. But somehow there's me. I like to get fucked by multiple people till near death, like being treated like a fucktoy, like making love in front of other people,... But the point is, I think I just awakened to a new fetish yesterday.
For whatever reason, Liana decided to put a leash on me last night. She treated me like a dog, and somehow got the other three to join in the act as well. It was awesome.
''So, what happened to the Chief couple?'' I ask Justia, who is tasked with informing me of news on that side.
''They wouldn't open up, Your Holiness.'' Justia lets out a sigh and shakes her head. ''Their subordinates as well, their lips are really tight.''
''That's unfortunate. But good job anyway.''
''Thank you, Your Holiness.'' She smiles brightly, her shoulder-length hair flutters in the strong wind.
Because there are significantly fewer people today, we decided to fly instead of dragging our asses to that place by walking.
''Uu~!''
So obviously, Sara is in the air with us right now. And she's scared to death. It would be fine if it's only that, but she's clinging to my back like a panda, her hands somehow on my breasts. I don't really mind because she's not in her right mind, but my sperm donors do. Well, except Anna, I supposed, I sense she's even turned on right now.
Not my fault, not my fault. But if you guys want to punish me later, feel free to~
(╹◡◠)
Though, if Anna is getting horny with this... Maybe I can orchestrate some plays for her later, heheheh...
''Oh, there they are.''
Flying closer and closer to the excavation site, I see my grandparents already standing there, waving at us cheerfully. Old but still energetic.
''Hi~'' I greet them, landing right near the crater.
''We met again, Sylvie.'' Grandpa smiles weakly, he looks kinda wretched for some reason.
''My lovely granddaughter~!'' Grandma shoots herself straight at me and gives me a big hug, her voice beyond youthful and excited.
...I see you made good use of my ultimate bed techniques.
''Well, well.'' I gently shrug off both Grandma and the clingy silver cat, who still hasn't recovered from the flight.
''No...!'' Sara continues clinging to my breasts.
''No my ass.'' But Liana pulls her away determinedly with veins on her forehead, making Sara gulp involuntarily.
Fuck, if I reveal to them that I personally guided that blonde back in the Empire to grope my breasts, they'll kill me for sure.
''Er... Let's just start right away.''
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ROARR
Right after I use telekinesis to dig up a chunk of the dirt, they appear again in the sky.
''Leave it to us!'' Grandma pulls out a very fancy-looking bow and a quiver from her space bag, the arrowheads are all made from different jewels. ''Dan, please.''
Grandpa nods and begins to levitate both of them up to the sky, ready to face our enemies.
''If I remember correctly, my grandma has excellent archery skills even among elves, and Grandpa is good at maneuvering in different terrains.'' I speak up, looking at the old couple in the sky.
Grandma's arrows shine brightly like comets even in the daytime sky, and even with the high gliding speed of the illusion dragons, they still hit like homing missiles. Their power is no joke either, I see they can almost shred the heavy scales of those lizards every time.
But the dragons don't just fly around either, they drop barrage after barrage of magic on the couple, yet Grandpa's flying skills are truly exceptional, able to smoothly dodge all attacks while giving Grandma opportunities to fire some really nice shots.
''That's impressive.'' Tina comments.
''Agreed.'' Emy adds.
''What are you guys doing?! Let's go dig!'' I hear Anna shout from down the crater.
''Here~!''
What was it again, 150 meters, right? That'll take a while. Unless...
KIEKK
''Oh, they're done taking care of them already?'' Fox Saint on the side looks up, a hint of surprise can be heard in her voice.
''They're not the Elven royalties for nothing.'' Bald Saint replies, looking at me for some reason.
THUD
The proud old couple land before us, looking very smug. Especially Grandma. Why do I feel like she's more childish than the young Liana...
ROARR
''Me next?'' Fox Saint asks casually.
''The last time was me, so obviously you should-''
''No, let me try.'' I interrupt the bald man, catching the attention of everyone.
''You sure about that, Sylvie?'' Grandma asks me with a worried face.
''Yeah.'' I reply.
You know, I suddenly want to assert some dominance after seeing how smug these two are. No one is allowed to be more smug than me, get it?
So I immediately pull out my Gatling gun, loaded with A.P. ammo, and aim at the sky. Just in time, two of the four dragons are diving straight down at us, necks inflated - a clear sign of dragon breaths.
Here we go.
bzzzzzzzzzzt
The old couple and Sara's expressions immediately change from somewhat skeptical to totally dumbfounded as a sea of bullets bursts out of my gun, turning the two unfortunate dragons into beehives while blowing some fat wind at their faces. Ah, fuck, the corpses are falling onto us, telekinesis it is, then.
''...Eh?'' Grandma mutters after I briefly stop firing, eyes fixed on the beehives that I just threw onto the side.
Two left, but they're quite high up... Well, it's time for your debut again, my goddess.
I throw the M134 into the bag and take out my Hecate II, let's try A.P. again.
clack
skrrt
Oh? You stupid idiot trying to shoot magic at me?
BOOM
''Ah?!'' Grandma exclaims. It's probably because of the huge concussion of the shot, and well, I forgot the earplug stuff.
KIEEEK
The bullet though, easily pierces one of the dragons' skulls, blowing a straight hole through its brain, instant death.
skrrt
BOOM
''Ugh...!''
Another one, down. Sorry, Grandma.
''W-What the hell are those...?'' Grandma points at my gun, hand shaking.
Dad didn't tell you this?
''The best kind of weapon, Grandma.'' I smile gently at her.
'''' ... ''''
''Ahem. Can you stop digging for a bit~?!'' I shout to Anna and my fiancés down the crater. ''I have a better idea!''
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''W-Why are you guys all sighing...?'' Sara looks confused, the same can be said about my grandparents.
''You'll know, oh you will.'' Bald Saint replies with a resigned face.
''??''
My girls are pretty much used to this though, I'm sure these two will as well, someday.
''Well, according to my evaluation, the thing is more than 150 meters down there. So digging like this will take forever.'' I begin. ''Instead, I have this.'' I pull out a cluster shell.
Gungnir would blow away half the town together with this crater, unfortunately.
I hear some 'as expected' popping up, but let's ignore them. I toss the shell into the crater and begin to fly everybody away. Better take them by surprise while they're still confused, heheheh...
