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LNELIAW - Case 165: Food wars.
🕑 Added 2023-12-30 11:02:21 +0000 UTCA few days have passed, and today is the cooking competition day.
''...Are you guys really going?''
Emy looks blankly at all of us. It seems like she thought only I was going to cheer for her. Poor soul, you're much more popular and lovelier than you think.
After receiving a simultaneous nod from us, we begin to head to the competition.
Sitting in the car, I can't help but be worried.
This world is like a hotpot of what is inside our minds. Although the biggest premise seems to be coming from the memories of my old world, there are still weird things scattered everywhere.
For example, gates are coming from the comics that I've read, while there is also Emy's favorite dessert shop, cat grandma's cat café,... It's a strange mix. I'm worried that it's going to be something absurd.
Though... I've never seen something coming from Sariel. Her territory... Shit.
''Hey, Sariel.'' I speak up.
''Hm?''
''Now that I think about it, don't you care about your territory being nuked by me?''
''Not really.'' She replies nonchalantly. ''They can build the whole city back in days. I'm rather glad you took care of that bastard.''
''I see. How about the empty leader spot right now, then?''
''...I've actually wanted to retire a long time ago. It's such a pain, dealing with those blockheads every day.'' Sariel sighs. ''And before you ask, I named my successor already. He's my relative, so there should be no problem.''
''I see, that makes sense.''
That leaves her free after this. I wonder if she's going to follow us on adventures or not...
I mean, she would be a huge help, with her strength and knowledge, but on the other hand, if she's going to follow, it'll most likely be for pursuing me.
Now, I have no intention of hastily accepting her feelings, of course. Now that my lust level has somewhat stabilized, I'm starting to realize that I still don't know much about this woman. As of now, I'm satisfied with being her student, and maybe her sex friend, that's all.
If that changes, it won't be anytime soon.
It's extremely fortunate that my fiancés can quench my thirst, by the way, or else I would've definitely turned into a crazy nympho by this point.
As I'm thinking that, it seems like we've arrived at the location.
''What the...''
Looking out the window, I see a giant arena with a sign that says 'Nayaga Cooking Competition'. Outside, people are forming a crowd, seemingly excited about this event.
''...Emy, didn't you say that it was a local competition...?''
''...I didn't know it was this big either.''
It's actually 'Food Wars!'...
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''Phew...''
I flop down the chair and begin sipping my milk tea.
Hey, I know it's bad for my health, but it's just too delicious. Besides, I have more than enough nutrition from the literal litters of semen I'm taking in every day anyway.
But I have to say, they even prepared private spectating areas for the people accompanying the contestants, how nice is that?
''Oh, there's Emilia.'' Liana, who's sitting next to me, says.
''She's quite far, huh.'' Tina, who's also sitting next to me, squints her eyes.
''I didn't know that had a whole giant arena just for cooking.'' I add.
''Isn't this similar to one of the shows that we've watched?'' Anna tilts her head cutely.
''It is, I think.''
''That's cool... But I don't want it to be a carbon copy. I don't want to see the judges having their clothes exploded...''
Agreed.
Gradually, the seats are being filled up with people, and the arena is getting rowdier and rowdier. On the stage, people are beginning to prepare cooking equipment and ingredients, their movements swift and precise. Too professional.
I swear, Gordon Ramsay is going to come out as a judge anytime soon.
[Test, test!]
[Good morning, everybody! I am your MC for today, Elzoth!]
''Wait, is that a succubus?!''
Pinkish skin, beautiful curves, a pair of small horns, and a tail. There's no doubt, it's a succubus.
''Whose memory is she coming from?'' I ask.
''Should be mine.'' Sariel replies calmly. ''I hooked up with her some hundreds of years ago.''
Ah yes, the unlimited sex friends technique of this woman.
''For reference, how did hers feel?''
''Pretty decent for a succubus.''
I see, mine was excellent... So I can even beat a succubus now. This ego boost is too big. Heheheh...
[Let me introduce you to our esteemed judges today!]
[Starting with the headmaster of the Aragon Academy—Stephen Hawking!]
A middle-aged dude with neat black-white hair steps in.
cough—! cough—!
What...?!
[Following that, we have Adam!]
Okay, even the captain of the assassination squad is here. Fine, I won't even be surprised anymore, bring it out!
[And lastly, we have Archmage Kieran!]
A handsome young man with black hair and silver eyes comes in.
''...''
...Who?
After the audience claps for a bit, the MC resumes.
[And for our contestants today...!]
[Number one, please welcome Nick, the passionate young chef!]
Great, now my former classmate is here as well.
[Number two, we have Camelia Vivian, the esteemed daughter of house Vivian!]
Long time no see, Camelia. Sorry I NTR'd you back then, I have no regret.
[Number three, another aspiring young chef, Hanazawa Yuusuke!]
''Yuusuke?!''
I shout, startling my fiancés and Sariel.
''Wait, he has the same last name... Don't tell me...'' Liana looks at me blankly.
''Yeah, it's my original younger brother.'' I calm myself down. ''I'll have to go talk to him later.''
''You should.''
[And finally, number four, the beauty chef—Emilia Campbell!]
''Yay~!''
Clap more, clap more! Oh, she's looking this way. Let's give her a heart and a kiss.
Love you, babe.
After some adjustments, it is officially time to begin the competition.
The theme today, as the MC said, is baking, which is definitely one of Emy's strong suits. Sorry, little brother, you ain't going to win this one. Your cooking was pretty horrendous back then anyway, no cap.
All four contestants begin to move right when the timer starts.
Their movements are all very skillful, but upon closer inspection, only Emy and Nick are somewhat better than the rest. It seems like the judges are scoring their cooking processes as well, not just the final products.
Man, it's been a while since I've seen Emy working on something so hard like this, it's so nice. Usually...
''...''
Yeah, I have to admit it at this point. I've been neglecting spending time with my fiancés quite a bit. Sure, they still fuck me a few hours every day, but that's not their time alone with me, and outside of that, I've only been training and training.
Good, I've decided. I'll spend a week with each of them during the next month. It's time to make up for them seriously.
So spend the next hour or so daydreaming about the things that I want to do with each of my fiancés, and trying to figure out how can I use my slutty body to serve them as proficiently as possible.
I need to milk them, yes. I heard that if you ejaculate too much with a penis, it will start to get a bit hurt. I've never heard any of them mentioning that, so I still have a long way before I can properly call myself a top-tier slut.
[And... Time!]
[Congratulations! Everybody has finished their cake!]
''Oh, it's finally judging time.''
All four contestants bring their finished product to the judges.
Case one: Camelia's cake.
[Hm... It has a nice texture and an overall good mix of fruits in it. But the cream ratio is a bit off.]
[I agree.]
Okay, seeing Adam and Stephen seriously analyzing a cake is pretty surreal, not gonna lie. Camelia looks quite disappointed though, poor girl.
Case two: Yuusuke's chocolate cookies.
[I absolutely love the idea of putting oatmeal inside your cookies, there's just one problem—it's too dry.]
[I think it's fine.]
[...]
I can't believe my brother can actually make something edible here. I guess this is not a dream for nothing.
Case three: Nick's orange cake.
[This might be the best orange cake I've tasted so far. Everything is good.]
[I agree.]
Hey, now that I think about it, why isn't that Kieran guy talking...? He has been stuffing his mouth since earlier, but...
Case four: ♥ Emy's butter cookies.
[This... This is divine!]
That's what I thought.
[The cookie just melts on your tongue, spreading this incredible flavor all across your mouth...]
Also agreed. Her butter cookies are the best.
[Then, we will come back to announce the winner after a brief discussion!]
''Emilia is going to win.'' Anna says.
''I also think so.'' Liana adds.
Better believe Anna's intuition. And it's pretty obvious anyway.
[Ahem!]
The MC resumes.
[I am honored to announce the winner of this competition! And it is no other than...]
[Emilia Campbell! Congratulations!!]
Let's go!!
Thunderous cheers can be heard from the audience as the MC hands over the trophy to Emy. I stand up and go closer to the railing, and right when Emy looks this way, I give her a big, hearty heart with my hands.
We'll mate like no tomorrow tonight, my love.
