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Everything is Cake!
🕑 Added 2020-07-24 07:30:14 +0000 UTCMaria had been fat for most of her life, but not for much longer. She had gone all in on her diet and exercise routine and was quickly shedding pounds. In her fridge was nothing but health food, with the exception of a large, double decker rainbow cake. She had read in a diet magazine about the benefits of "Willpower Food", a mental exercise where she kept her favorite junk food in an easily accessible location and ignored the temptation of eating it.
After a long day of working out, she sat down to enjoy a light dinner of fruits and steamed vegetables, only to find that the table was incredibly brittle to the touch. She broke off the piece of the table and found that it was a peanut butter cake coated in wood colored graham crackers. Instead of being shocked or confused, she popped the piece of cake in her mouth and was blown away by how good it tasted. She broke off and ate more and more pieces until the entire table was gone. She sat up to find the back of her work out pants were damp and crumb covered and that the seat of her cushioned yellow chair was mushed in. She broke off and ate a piece of it and realized the chair was sponge cake and quickly devoured it as well.
Now understanding that her whole house was likely made of cake, she started biting on everything in sight. She had been working hard on her diet and she deserved to indulge a little and, despite having already eaten a table and a chair, she still felt peckish. Much to her delight, every object in the house had a distinct flavor that tasted better than anything she had ever tried before. The thought of her diet faded from her mind as she chomped on her furniture, appliances and even her dry wall, her body growing fatter and taller with every bite, her clothes ripping and falling off of her as she ate.
Eventually, after eating half the house, took a small break and got a look at just how huge her body had become. She was as big as the half of her eaten house, weighing at least 10 tons of pure flab. Her body proportions were growing alongside her weight, giving her the appearance of a naked, 20 foot tall, morbidly obese giantess. She had a belly that was almost as big as her bedroom, a booty that was almost three times a big as an SUV, and breasts so large and saggy that they could supply milk to the entire neighborhood for the next month. Her back fat and love handles were so thick and flabby that she could have comfortably fit her old body in each of her rolls and folds. Her arms and legs were so engrossed in heavy, wobbling fat that they would never allow her to stand upright or give her full range of movement again. All of this made Maria realize that she would never be able to lose all this new weight so she figured she might as well go forward with what she started and she finished the rest of the house, growing as big as the former building and nothing remained of her home but her Willpower Cake.
Despite having eaten a literal house, she even more hungry then when she began. She noticed the grass under her felt squishy and realized it was green frosting. With a struggle, she managed to shift her bulk downward and press her face against the sugary soil, biting into it and finding it tasted like chunky chocolate and began chewing her way into the ground. Like some giant, bloated humanoid worm, she slowly devoured and crawled her through the delicious dirt, with each different type of sediment tasting like a different flavor of cake. Her gluttonous journey created an endless labyrinth of tunnels beneath the Earth's surface that only increased in width as she grew wider with every mile consumed, causing countless cities and mountains to collapse in her wake.
In time, she gnawed her way into the earth's mantle and to its molten cream filled core. Unaffected by the heat, she took great delight in slurping up every thick drop of the nougat flavored magma even as the Earth shattered and collapsed in on it's hollowed out middle. This situation did not bother her at all, as she lazily laid motionless at the planet's center, slowing eating the 13 billion trillion tons of planetary pastry that was now gravitationally drawn to her increasingly massive form.
Maria lost track of how many eons she spent feasting but she eventually finished off the broken remains of Earth, not having aged a day but having growth as big as the planet had been, with nothing remaining of the world but her Willpower Cake, with the tiny object rotating around her gargantuan head every couple of hours. Her massive size drew the Moon towards her and she managed to maneuver herself in the weightless void of space and get it to crash near her mouth, delighted that it tasted like cheesecake. However, even after eating an entire planet she was still hungry and came to the realization that she would never be satisfied and that it was her destiny to eat the entirety of the bakery buffet that was the universe. From her Asia sized ass cheeks came a series of farts, each more powerful than a hundred super volcanoes, that propelled her towards a bright object in the distance. The moon would make for humble snack as she made her way to her next meal: Mars, the Red Velvet Planet.
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Maria woke up to the sound of her grumbling stomach and the sensation of chewing on a pillow. She had returned home from a tiring work out and had fallen asleep her couch. It would seem her cravings was giving her some crazy dreams. Looking at her fridge, she wondered that maybe it would help if she cheated on her diet a little, just this once. She could always get another Willpower Cake later.
