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Batman: The Yaoi Knight
🕑 Added 2023-10-30 22:34:13 +0000 UTCI have written a feature-length screenplay for a movie titled "Batman: The Yaoi Knight." It is about Batman becoming convinced that President Joe Biden plans to ban yaoi, a genre of Japanese fiction featuring romantic relationships between men.
This isn't a movie that will ever actually exist, but I present the full screenplay for your enjoyment, to read and imagine a world where the Yaoi Batman movie is real.
I will likely post this outside of Patreon in the future, but I wanted to give you all first access to what is certainly the greatest Batman screenplay ever written that features yaoi as a major plot point.
Comments
Znae
Reading this art was an experience. Yuri sequel when?
Adam Moss
ah jeez that was so good
FilmCow
It’s similar to the race horse joke in that the punchline is an anticlimax. It’s a shaggy dog story, a long rambling “joke” that goes nowhere.
Phoenix Jones
This is wonderful! I do have one question: the Joker’s coffin joke is a classic and I found the joke about the racing horses online, but I don’t get his wrist-watch joke… Is he cut off before he can get to the punchline or do I just not get it?
Calen Nakash
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. I am inexorably changed.
JennaJ
somehow I didnt expect it to get as weird as it did, and I'm glad it did, a great read!
Muja
a masterpiece
Makena
This is the greatest thing I didn't know I needed.
Joanie Rich
I would gladly fund this movie as another Kickstarter - you know I would!
Cam
Even if it can't be a full movie, you could always make a trailer for it. Lol I'd love to see it played out.
Jesse
I'm reading through Alfred's debut in the script, and I've laughed way more than I feel I had any right to. Truly a man of culture! I look forward to reading the rest.
Greens
This notification made me feel very blessed, thank you
Nicholas Mitchell
I love that this will make its way into the wider world.
Jonathan Stine
This is amazing but also heartbreaking that it might never become a real movie. I’ll send this script to Spielberg and see what he can do
