David A Simmons
patreon
Fuck Me I Suck
🕑 Added 2025-12-20 10:26:17 +0000 UTCSo, I seem to do this too often. I suck ass. I haven't been keeping up the way I should. I don't know if it's I have undiagnosed ADHD, or I record for YouTube and get tired of recording or what. But I've repeatedly failed you. For some reason, too many of you stick around because, I don't know, y'all are weird. I appreciate the weirdness, but I'd have been long gone at this point. I've started a new way of doing things after figuring out, holy shit, I'm an idiot and need to refocus and restructure things. Especially as far as this is concerned. I always have grandiose plans that are as effective as tying your shoe laces together before attempting to walk. I've got things I'm uploading currently and I pinky promise I'm recording later today and throughout the upcoming week solely for Patreon. I should be finished with Only Fools and Horses by the End of this week. I'll finish Ted Lasso the week after and then I'll focus on Doctor Who, which will be until it's conclusion, be the only show on here. Past that, everything I record, before it goes live on youtube, will be on here. I don't care if I have to miss a day because brain said uh, edit long video to upload by 1. You'll get that first before Youtube and on top of that you'll have whatever else is waiting.
Outside of that, I'm consolidating. I'm renaming and opening up the 2 dollar grandfather tier. It's currently capped. I'm removing that. I'm also removing the the other tiers. I'll have a single solitary tier and it'll be the 2 dollar tier. Everything, exclusive stuff like the shows we're currently supposed to be looking at and that should've been done 4 years ago followed by whatever shows y'all vote on afterwards will be in this tier, early access, and I'm going to try to build up to a months worth before Youtube sees what y'all see by the time February rolls around. I don't feel good charging 4 and 8 dollars when for too many weeks or sometimes months, I provide 0 dollars worth of content or a very stunted amount of content when I do post.
Should I ever feel like this type of post has to be made again in the future, I'll refund everyone and just delete Patreon. This is unacceptable.
Comments
James Fish
I'm here because I really admire your content and you as a person. I'm subbed to nearly 200 Youtube channels but I'm only a Patreon to 3 of them, of which you are 1 of them. Yes, you do tend to start stuff and then not finish it, or maybe you've done them somewhere but I can't find them (such as the Bottom series of which I've only seen your reactions to the first 3 episodes of the first series), but it's who you are as a person which keeps me here. I've seen some truly awful reaction videos from other Youtubers. In one, someone was reacting to something, looked completely off his nut & barely able to speak (having sparked a big green one up at the start of the reaction), then half way through, they walked out the room for 5 minutes, leaving the reaction playing! Plus many of them just laugh in all the right places and give zero feedback of what they just saw at the end. I'm sure many of these are grifters. I'm totally here for you. I think a lot of people who don't have channels fail to appreciate just what goes into making them, editing, adding effects etc. Plus they then have to contend with potential copyright strikes and a very unfair algorithm. You do a great job Alan! Keep up the good work!
David A Simmons
And I appreciate that so very much. I hope all is well on your side. You have been around longer than probably anyone but my wife and David Birchall.
ezza
i stick around alan because i like you and am haappy to support anythng you do, ive been with you since your first al murray reaction. keep it up bro
