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Y’all.
🕑 Added 2024-01-20 01:19:38 +0000 UTCLarry David’s tongue is starting to creep out and you know I’m over the moon. He has about half the normal amount of teeth (a thing of the breed) and the ones that are in there are rotten as hell.
You can catch a whiff and it’s like one of those barnacle ghost pirates of the Caribbean just yawned in your face. That’s why I call him Sardine Man (amongst 900 other nicknames).
Chip always says that I’m secretly pulling on it when he’s not in the room. Which I’m not, but I’m not above that. I LIVE for the day when it is full derp.
Ok that’s all. I have to get in the shower and get ready because Chip got us tickets to go see juvenile. I have been wanting to see that New Orleans poet since high school. ‘Back that Azz Up’ came out in 1998 (OMG). I remember my friend and I bought the CD single from Walmart and didn’t realize it was edited. So all the choruses would just go…
🎶 girl you look good won’t you back it a back it up 🎶
Like it was skipping or something. We would cruise around, banging the song, and then ever so slightly turn down the volume on. I got to the chorus if we were stopped at a red light or within earshot of someone cool.
Did you see the Juvenile Tiny Desk performance? It came out this past summer and we were obsessed. I love going to shows, but rarely go to rap shows because they are usually performing to a track and the sound can be shit. But for this concert… Juvenile is playing with a live band! It is a tribute to his tiny desk performance.
‘Project Bitch’ with live horns?! Yes please. ‘Slow Motion’ with a bassist? I’m already horny!
OK time to make myself presentable to be one of the many 40+-year-olds in the audience who will inevitably not be able to walk tomorrow from attempting to drop it like it’s a lukewarm.
Have a fun weekend and hope to see a lot of y’all on the livestream Sunday!
Xx
M
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Duncan_Idaho_Potato
"Chip got us tickets to go see a juvenile". We know exactly what you mean, Mame, but you might want to edit that for clarity. 😂
A little sprinkle sprankle of parsley in his food does wonders for bad breath!
