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Zee Family Tree (WIP)
🕑 Added 2019-07-02 02:20:49 +0000 UTCnother family treeeeee
boy howdy did mister hayseed turn out a lot of kids
(he and missus peachbottom always wanted a huge family, so it all worked out)
random facts:
-Hayseed Turnip Truck is Apple Family kin, a distant cousin of Applejack's.
-Turnip Green is kind of a little hillbilly edgelord, he's often surly and often considers his younger siblings to be nuisances. Secretly though, he'd take on a timberwolf for any one of them.....and even more secretly, his special talent is writing sappy country love ballads. Tell. No one.
(Someday Zee will score HUGE brownie points with her grumpy little boy when she encourages his musical habit, rather than laugh at him, as Turnip had sourly anticipated)
-Chickadee is a bit of a ditz, like the rest of her family. She's scatterbrained and often says random non-requiters. She's upbeat and positive (though she does often squabble with Turnip), and thinks the absolute WORLD of her celebrity big sis. Her special talent is raising fancy show chickens.
-Hamhock is a fast-talking, extremely excitable young lad. Besides Chicakdee, he's the most eager to welcome Zee into the family, and generously offers Zee the chance to dig in the dirt with him, or wrestle hogs. His (future) special idea is entrepreneurship, there's no idea too insane for Hammy to attempt!
-Butterbean is the little baby pudge-loaf and is only a year old. He often gets unwittingly roped into Ham Hock's schemes. His future talent will be cooking, he makes excellent stew!
-Sweetpea is the newest addition to the family, and the glittering golden apple of her family's eye. Someday her future talent will be repair work~
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Lopoddity
Grandmother Trixie and Rock Mama Maudie, Grandma Sapphire and Nana Coloratura, Grandpa Hayseed and Grandma-in-law Peachbottom, Grandfather Blueblood, Grandparents-by-proxy Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis, Great Grandpas Jackpot and Big Bucks, Auntie Vogue (Auntie-in-law Phoenix?), plus all Zee's siblings as mini aunts and uncles. Das a big, big family for Biscuit.
Heather
“Hillbilly edge lord”...my entire life searching and I’ve finally found the right words to describe me. Thank you ;-; Can’t wait to see Zee’s big ole family!!! (And holy crud I just realized how huge Biscuit’s family would be if she’s cannon, not counting Moony’s moms too)
Lopoddity
canon now baybee
Angsty Ram
I can imagine Zee being very wary of her half siblings in the beginning. From being raised as a single ( rather spoiled ) child, I can see it being a culture shock and would need to adjust for a while.
