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Crash Dummy
🕑 Added 2020-04-28 03:26:12 +0000 UTCAhh, Rainbow Dash x Dumbbell. Or as it's also known to me, "Lop, for the love of god draw a straight ship. Wait not that one-"
I can't even really articulate why I like this pairing so much, I just do. Jerk jocks in love, just ticks all my boxes. I can, however answer why Dumbbell, a grown ass stallion, is in a crop top. Well, dear readers, that's cuz Bell is a big jock thot. He's openly bisexual and used to date his best buddy Hoops, before they figured they liked things better as bros (no bromo, get it? i'm on some strong allergy meds tonite guys)
Rainbow is also bi, and dated around a lot because yanno, intimacy issues. Her past partners include Applejack, Spitfire, Quibble Pants, Pinkie Pie.....most of Ponyville, really. Dash has a "try everything" mentality and liked to sample what other ponies had to offer, before inevitably panicking when things started getting close and claustrophobic. Dumbbell was meant to be a one-time thing with a familiar face, but they ended up crossing paths again, and again, dating on and off over a long, long period. And Dash just got kinda used to Dummy being there, in her kitchen, making pancakes so they could carboload before a workout. Also, he's got a fantastic ass, absolutely exquisite buns of steel. These are the things she included in her wedding vows. Their love is a stupid, crass love only comprehended by few, with mean nicknames ("Crash" and "Dummy"), and occasional gooey tenderness when nopony is looking.
Comments
Lopoddity
with puns like this, i gotta draw dem buns
Lopoddity
Aw, thanks! That makes me really happy to hear! <3
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JOCK THOTS IN LOVE
Angsty Ram
I’m putting the full blame on you for making me ship these two. It’s honestly such a nice couple
Heather
Awww yeah goodest ship right thar
Lory
lmao draw his a$$ (if you want to omg I love getting a notification from you it gives me a little burst of joy every time and I love this ship as well)
Lopoddity
I think they married monogamous, but eased up a little as they entered middle age. Maybe a few fun evenings with Flutters and Bulk, Or Ditzy and Hoops
Vio_dacreator
Can you please said Dumbells ass in question!!
ApofisNecros
"Wait not that one" Best ship 2020
MyLittleVerse
Not a ship I like but I adore how you write them so much, my dude! Are they monogamous or do they fool around every so often?
Syd D.
One of my all time favorite ships. 💙 Love how you draw them and how in character you keep them, while expanding on their relationship.
Maile Greenwell
Thank you for reminding me why I'm also trash for this ship.
