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She's a Lady, Woah, Woah, Woah
🕑 Added 2020-06-01 03:08:25 +0000 UTCrandom pokemon time! I don't do much pokemon fanart cuz it takes me literal years to finish a game (i go too long without playing then forget what the heck my in game objective is) and also cuz i can't identify many pokemon past gen 4. Playing Ultramoon is basically me going "the fuck even is that??" over and over
Anyway, this is Elsa, my Primarina. I was super stoked to get a female popplio on the first try! Elsa is a big barking idiot and her breath smells like the tepid stank of a dead whale. While primarinas are meant to have a beautiful, soothing voice, I imagine Elsa just goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH until her opponent explodes. Left unsupervised, Elsa will absolutely swallow a baby piplup whole, and possible tear the head off an empoleon. She is as terrifying as she is beautiful. Catch her slaying at contests!
Comments
Dragon Turtle
Oh god, that seal video. "Help me, I was a human yesterday! I have a wife and two children!!!"
Lopoddity
My backstory for my trainersona is that I am a disgruntled big gay lost as fuck in the woods and getting my shit kicked in by totem pokemon cuz i can't remember pokemon types for the life of me
forthehonor-ofgayskull
Do you make backstories for your trainers?
forthehonor-ofgayskull
My favorite version of Primarian I've seen so far. I also have the same problem with Pokemon games. I either finish almost the entire game in one go or get like one badge every three months. lol
D
Thank you for leading me and my girlfriend down a long line of minimally titled seal videos. I think my favorite one was “seal bonk”
KaeWolfe
I did NOT expect this! I love her! XD
Heather
She's so cute!!! I had one of them my second time playing (a perfectly fabulous boi named Sinatra) but my favorite is definitely decidueye. A BARN OWL inspired Pokemon?! A grass/ghost type?! An archer?! Hell yes!!! I adored my Philo, though Sinatra's Z-move was really cool and I loved having a water/fairy type
I love this more than i can describe.
Lory
I’m 100% for leopard seals
I absolutely adore this interpretation of a primarina 10/10 perfect
SketchyBug
Eyyy, I named my Primarina after Mariah Carey. I just don’t let her sing at New Year’s shows.
