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🕑 Added 2020-06-10 01:25:58 +0000 UTC

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Heather

LET IT BURN BICH

Lopoddity

YOU'RE GIVING ME TOO MUCH FUEL HO

Lopoddity

OH NO HELP I LOVE THAT

Heather

Cloudy and Zips ever have kids? It's fucking ON. Uncle Bruce and Uncle Stormy got YEARS of revenge to catch up on. One pony I can see being quite happy with this turn of events is Peebs cause he predicted it the second Zipper told him about the fake dating. Like yeah good luck with that buddy you're gonna fall madly in love with her I have 46 favorite fanfictions to show you why. Zips just brushes him off...but time goes on and he starts bragging about Cloudy's awesome skate boarding skills, then her buck ball...then oh hey Peebs lookat this wicked drawinh she did of me imma frame it!!!...then frustration cause she makes me take NAPS with her Peeby but guess she does look pretty cute all snuggled up...not that I really like her or anything no don't read me that story again im NOT in love God...did ya ever notice how pretty the color grey is? Mmm no reason...just thinking...."OH NO PEEBS IM IN LOVE WITH HER!!!" "YOU DONT SAY IVE ONLY TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU PUDDIN HEAD!!!" Did I say happy? More like just almost violently releved that Zips finally got his head out of his ass and Peebs finally got to stop listening to his dumbass friend being so oblivious. No one listens to him

Ketirz

Smol Angsty blushy babbu and lightning chicken tsuntsun make sweet smoochies. Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up. My poor heart cant take the angst ridden blushy cuteness. I can just see them breaking apart after a few minutes and Cloudy having a huge dopey grin on her face, while Zips looks embarrassed beyond belief (and like he might have just swallowed a lightbulb, HOLY CRAP Did that just happen? Did I just kiss Clou-oh shitttttttttttt I'm in public.) Cloudy gently pats Zips on the head, murmurs "That'll do, Zippy" and pulls him in for another kiss, whether he likes it or not. :D

Lopoddity

Tragically, Wave and Finn would ADORE Uncle Zips. He’s fast and cool and is one of the few that can potentially outfly Stormy. I see Wave Rider loudly crowing that she'll leave Papa in the dust too someday (cue sigh from Stormy), an Finn having a brief phase of imitating Zips’ boston accent and phrases. Bruce HATES this. What the FAK is a “grindah”?? What’s “wicked pissa”? Is he being insulted??? Don’t use that kind of language with me young man! Zips meanwhile is happily printing out “Zipperflash soars, Aerostorm bores” shirts for his fav niece and nephew

Heather

The only pony who could possibly take this news worse then Rainbow and Dust is Bruce suddenly realizing with silent horror that he and Zipperflash might become in-laws someday. Oh god. OH GOD. Brothers-in-law with Lightning Mcdork?? WHY? Bruce worked so hard to become a better pony! Yeah karmas' bitch but COME ON!! Okay, okay...calm down Bruce. It COULD be worse. I mean...it could be PANDORA. Ha! Thank God he'll never become in-laws with HER at least. She and Phoenix have never even hung out to his knowledge so whew. Bullet dodged. What other positives? Well...if Zipper is with Cloudy then he might stop panting after Stormy. Hm. Bruce likes that. He likes that a lot actually. HIS hippie horse. Okay what else? Well...Bruce likes Cloudy doesnt he? Yeah. She's a good kid. And Stormy adores her, so if she's happy...then Bruce guesses he can be happy for her. Though how anyone could be happy with mr "hur hur I pluck MY eyebrows in dumb shapes so somehow they're better then YOURS" is beyond him. Okay, okay....URGH!!!! But STILL! In-laws!!! And oh NO he's gonna be UNCLE ZIPS to BRUCE'S kids oh god!!!! ....and hold the FUCK up WHEN exactly did Bruce decide that he wanted to marry Stormy and unleash a hoard of their ankle-biters upon the world? When did Bruce start wanting to be a DAD? Oh god. OH GOD! And that's how Cloudy and Zips being adorkables in love set off a chain reaction of internal crisises with like six different ponies. Kiss more responsibly in the future you two

Lopoddity

Rainbow Dash is grumbling to herself how she better not end up with a chickenboy for a son-in-law. Thunderlane meanwhile is screeching from the stands WOOO, GET IT ZIPPY

That guy

Aw, this is cute.

Heather

Oooh goodness even her ears turn red 😍😍 gurl has it bad. Get that chicken boi.

Kyri Arriaga

Already, this has turned out even more adorable than I imagined from the doodles!

MusicallyArtisticJen

I reeeeaaaaaally hope this ship lasts, I'm like all for it!

Lopoddity

Cloudy’s element is water, more specifically ice. Yes, if she gets excited, the pegasus magic in her wings will turn water molecules in the air into ice fragments, which sit and sparkle on her wings.