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Snek Kisses

🕑 Added 2020-10-20 01:25:26 +0000 UTC

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Nimbose

Just kinda. Imagining her constantly referring to it as Bébé, like Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek. BÉBÉ!

KaeWolfe

Yeeess! I love snakes! I can imagine babie wearing a little top hat. Snakes with little hats are cute AF!

Scyllarus

Babie!!! I have a delightful mental image of Zee coming in to find Vogue standing over a steaming pot...and yelping when she pulls out a dead rat for Monsieur Noodles. Vogue also has to have a pretty decent enclosure for the big babie - I kind of like the idea of her calling to apologize to the photographer, finding out that they had adopted the snake as a prop and were keeping him in a small box, and decided right then and there that she was taking the snake home.

Emma the Bombastic CowboyClown

D'awwww looks like a Burmese python. I've gotten to hold an albino lady at a reptile convention before. They're FAR larger than my ball pythons and JUST as derpy

Amaris

This is so precious.

Lopoddity

aww yeah that's the good stuff right thar

Melody Williamson

Depends on the snake I think. Ball pythons are super docile but green tree pythons are jerks. These are stereotypes ofc and there can be any personality to any species.

Colbyr

I knew exactly what video that link was going to lead to before I even clicked it I'm so pleased Also consider: Phoenix's reaction when, during one of her and Vogue's flings, she stumbles into the latter's room to find a huge. Fucking. Python. Just curling casually around Vogue's shoulders as she scrolls absentmindedly through social media. Phoenix sputters, and gawks, and *definitely* does *not* squeak a little, until Vogue finally notices and looks up with a single raised eyebrow. "...*snake*," Phoneix points out weakly. Vogue immediately perks up, smiling and getting off her bed to walk towards Phoenix with the *huge fucking danger noodle* slithering all across her. "Oh," she says delightedly, just a hint of wicked glee in her eye, "Have I not introduced you to Monsieur Nouilles au Beurre?" Phoenix is rooted to the spot, the snake looking her directly in the eye. "Monsieur *what?*" Vogue giggles. "It means 'Buttered Noodles' in French." "Ah," Phoenix responds lamely. Vogue eyes her on-again, off-again girlfriend critically. "Would you like to hold-?" "No!" Phoenix yelps, finally finding her feet for long enough to retreat from Vogue and her advancing fucking *python*. "No, I'm good, thanks." "I thought you were a pegasus, not a chicken," Zee, passing by Vogue's bedroom, sneers from the door. The dancer passes Phoenix to hold out an arm to Buttered Noodles, and the python happily slithers over Zee's shoulders, looping once through her hoodie pocket. Zee smirks as Phoenix gapes. "No, I guess I'm just the only one with *any fucking sense* around here!" Phoenix practically screeches, and tries to ignore the thought that 'Vogue has enough confidence to casually carry around a python twice my height' is.... kinda sexy.... fuck. (Later, whenever Phoenix (semi-)jokingly texts Vogue 'send nudes' - usually when Nix is drunk - Vogue sends back 'noods'. As in, Buttered 'Nood'les. She insists that, since the python isn't wearing any clothes, this counts. Phoenix bangs her head on a wall.) Also consider: https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/pet-corn-snake-gets-christmas-sweater Snake sweater.

Maile Greenwell

Honest question for anyone. Are pythons like this really that docile? I know next to nothing about snakes and are actually quite frightened of them. Knowing that some can be babie would warm this weirdos heart.