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Horrible Thirst Trap Cringe Punk Vamp Bug Dad (WIP)
🕑 Added 2022-02-22 00:10:19 +0000 UTCgot a request for blueblood x pharynx shenanigans, decided to draw them human since a few people seemed taken with my human pharynx design
this month is kinda kicking my butt and my new job is devouring my time and energy like a black hole, but i know it'll even out soon and i'll find my work/art balance again. in the meantime, have old idiot dads being idiots
Blueblood's pokerface ranks only slightly better than those of his kids. He's generally much more composed/apathetic than either Moondancer or Vogue, but Pharynx is getting pretty good at getting under his skin. I cannot overstate how much it pisses Blueblood off that this is apparently his soulmate. This middle-aged man still clinging stubbornly to his leather and studs. This horrible love-leeching bug asshole currently manspreading on Blueblood's fancy couch. This man who snuck into Blueblood's private royal chambers while the duke was enjoying his bath, and is now parked here offering up maybe the worst pick-up line Blueblood has ever heard. Blueblood. Is not. Happy.
(....He is happier than he'd ever admit)
tldr:, their relationship summed up
Pharynx: *swats Blueblood's royal butt* Mornin', sunshine
Blueblood: *externally* I WILL THROW YOU IN A DUNGEON
Blueblood: *internally*: Oh god. I may be in love
Comments
MyLittleVerse
YES.
Lopoddity
Pharynx is playing at being oh-so macho and tough rn but before the day is out Blueblood will definitely have wrangled him into a fancy bubble bath and comfy plush robe
Heather
I love these gross old men with my entire heart and Thorax shut up you know you're enjoying seeing Blue in that robe so you have no ground to tease :P
