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(TW: Gore) My Bloody Valentine (WIP)
🕑 Added 2022-09-10 03:21:06 +0000 UTCvirgil can u fucking not
Virgil does not eat people, yet a curious number of y'all seem convinced he does. I'm hurt by this slander of my innocent hyena's good name! >:I Jk. Virgil does get up to some ghoulish shit, but cannibalism is not on his to-do list. Still, buckle up for some spooky hyena antics, in the spirit of Halloween~
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Lopoddity
Canonically, both Virgil and Savannah are both messy eaters, like they have to concentrate when eating in public so they don't look like, well.....hyenas ripping into a rotten carcass. This is because they spent their youth in a shitty foster home and experienced food insecurity, so they quickly learned to wolf down their meals quickly to prevent a bigger kid taking it. So yeah, in private, Virgil probably would shove his whole muzzle into a jam jar and devour the contents. He and Savannah also resource guard like dogs- Savannah will outright snarl and snap at Virg to stop him creeping closer to the last slice of pizza.
Lopoddity
He was acquitted in 2018! >:I You have no proof! Virgil was doing community service that night! Somebody PLANTED that arm in his kitchen!!
Heather
Good LORD, Virgil. I know you're a CAVE hyena but most civilized folks politely wipe their muzzles after violently devouring....jam.
Buttermaster
Virgil actually ate my arm :(
