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Power Couple
🕑 Added 2023-02-06 01:54:18 +0000 UTCJupe: *is fastidious and stylish, with an immaculate sleek fur coat he spends hours maintaining*
Bruce: *looks like a grubby feral child left in a Wendy's parking lot*
Jupe: ...that's my boyfran <3
these two make such an absurd contrast standing next to each other, i love it
a lot of people wondered what tf Jupiter even saw in Bruce....and Jupe would say (to quote Jessica Rabbit) "....He makes me laugh."
(Usually unintentionally.)
Comments
Heather
Yes my sister has two domesticated foxes and the SOUNDS that come from them. Like I swear to god half the recordings of Bigfoot sounds are probably just a random lil fox singing the song of his people
Lopoddity
Foxes are known to croon, sing, howl, and even scream when courting. To Jupe's foxy brain, Bruce's demon-pig-screech-cussing when he stubs his paw on the coffee table sounds like the most exquisite love song~
Corinne Stephenson
Now I need to see Bruce interacting with Bellon while Priscilla just has her mouth dragging on the floor in the background because somehow BRUCE of all people is an expert at handling a Sass Master. Because he dated one.
Heather
“People wonder what Jupiter even saw in Bruce” *points at filthy violent gremlin son* Bruce is PERFECT. Y’all be lucky to date my boy! Jupe is suuuuupee pretty btw ❤️
