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Nuka World Radio's "Safari Adventure Time" script sample
🕑 Added 2016-08-07 06:49:08 +0000 UTC Nuka World Radio will have a small episodic show called "Safari Adventure Time" and will be hosted by a fella called "Wasteland Willy" who speaks with an Aussie accent. He travels around the wasteland and studies the creatures and robots of the Commonwealth. Here is a sample script I just wrote for an episode of Safari Adventure Time!Line 6: Time for another episode of Safari Adventure Time! I'm Wasteland Willy and I am traversing the dangerous lands to bring you the 4-1-1 on the wondrous creatures of the Commonwealth! Today's episode is a little off key if you will. This episode is sponsored by RobCo. I'm just kidding. RobCo. don't pay me shit. Anyways... Today I am tracking an Assultron! The assaultron's body seems to be modeled after that of a female figure. No wonder they call it the Assultron... get it? Ass-ultron? Get it? If ya don't... oh boy they have nice hineys! MMMmmm I wanna grab that one's ass right now! Anyway.... The assaultron robot was constructed by RobCo and sold to the US Military as a front-line wartime combatant. It is fast and deadly at close range, and employs a devastating laser at a distance. They are highly aggressive, fast and some will attack on sight... ...I bet they got a nice kung-fu grip too heheheeeeh.... ANYWAYS... I think this one is taking a liking to me. I am pretty sure it seen me here hiding behind this Nuka-Cola Machine and it gave me the winky wink if ya know what I mean! Aaaah fuck it... I'm gonna go say hello! (sound of footsteps) Hello gorgeous! What a lovely body RobCo gave you there... nice curves baby. You don't mind if I grip that firm buttocks of yours right? Okay here we go... Oh nice... very smooth... very(Assultron glitches out and attacks) Oh Jesus! I DIDN'T MEAN IT BABY! I was just... (laser fire and sizzles) OOOOW! OOOOOOOOOOOW! STOP IT! STOP IT!!! GODDAMMIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!(breathing heavy from running away) Robo-bitch just shot me in the arse! I'm back...(still out of breath) behind the Nuka Cola machine and I think she stopped firing... (catching breath still) ... (sound of super laser charging up) let me... (still breathing heavy) have a peek... Oh no. (super laser fires and blows up nuka cola machine)
-FIZZY BEAR COMES BACK ON AIR AND SAYS.... "Willy? uuuuuuh Willy? Damn... I wonder if Willy is okay... oh well... but HOW DARE THAT ASS-ULTRON BLOW UP A NUKA COLA MACHINE! ("I WILL AVENGE YOU NUKA COLA MACHIIIINE!"<----***drawn out like he is yelling into the sky emotionally***)
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This line was just literally written, so edits will be made. There will be plenty of comedy and adult humor in Nuka World Radio. We are coming close to finished with it, but are waiting for some more info on the DLC so we can write more lines based off of official facts about the DLC. I just thought it would be fun to give you guys an inside peek at some of the script here. Stay tuned everyone!
