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THIS IS OUR FIRST ALPHA BUILD SHHHHHH
🕑 Added 2020-10-13 15:51:00 +0000 UTCI HAVEN'T SLEPT IN OVER 24 HOURS AND THE ONLY THING DRIVING ME IS DOGS.
As you'll see in our update, we're stoked to be sponsoring this season of internet super sport Blaseball - and Dog Airport Game has reached Alpha!
We've got our full slate of six absurd open-world airports in the game, ready to fill with more quests, dogs, secrets, and jokes in the coming months. We're also adding further polish and content to the levels, along with fixing problems that y'all find as we go.
However, that striving towards a brighter, build-filled tomorrow is a job for future Xalavier. Sleep-Deprived Xalavier is going to fall asleep as soon as humanly possible, and is thinking of getting a cake or something to celebrate, once he wakes back up.
Writing in third-person is normal and healthy and Xalavier highly recommends it.
Some things to keep in mind, whether you're a new player or a long-time Dog Fan:
- Gates open about 90 minutes before boarding time. If your dogs aren't there, you need to bend the fabric of time. If you've bent the fabric of time properly and they still aren't there, you've run into a bug, and I'm sorry. Send me an email or direct message.
- Using items incurs effects. Drink sodas to advance time. Drink coffees to advance even more time. Drink a giant coffee in conjunction with other drinks if you want to endure the full consequences of your sins and miss every flight you ever had. Stay tuned for more things that do things, because we're sure adding 'em.
- Yes, when you do a speed boost off a ramp, the game plays exactly 1 second of a song that sounds suspiciously like City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2. Everything we've done up to this point has lead to this. You're welcome.
Enjoy!
--Xalavier
