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True Blood 4X2: You Smell Like Dinner
🕑 Added 2024-11-15 23:00:07 +0000 UTCSo, Eric is trying to convince Sookie that she should be his. He claims that without Bill to protect her, she needs someone because she smells like catnip to vampires. Sookie refuses and goes to Bill to ask him for help, as he's the king of Louisiana. He says he can't force Eric to sell her back her house, but he'll see if he can help.
Sookie then heads over to Fangtasia to ask Pam for help. Pam basically just tells her to let Eric have her. And again, Sookie refuses, but claims she's going to just wait here for Eric to come back so she can talk to him about not leaving blood in her fridge. Lol.
Bill calls Eric and tells him to go deal with the witch coven that Lafayette and Jesus (and today, Tara) belong to. Eric says he'll send Pam to do it, but then Bill tells him there are necromancers in the group and it's important he take care of it himself. Since, necromancers can control the dead and they are dead, this is actually important.
Eric heads over there and tells them to disband. But they refuse, and the necromancer witch does something to Eric. No idea what. But she flashes between different people and her eyes change. During this, Eric looks just as confused as I'm sure I did. And then it's just over. And Eric leaves.
Sookie finds Jessica in the bathroom of Fangtasia biting a guy that's not Hoyt. She tries to give Jessica some advice, but Jessica isn't interested. Sookie gets in her car and leaves. But, on the way home, she runs into Eric who is walking on the side of the road, and has no idea who Sookie is. He does, however, know that she smells good. This is totally gonna be a problem, isn't it.
Meanwhile, Jason is now tied up in Hotshot and, it turns out, Crystal and her crazy boyfriend want to turn him into a werepanther. Turns out, the two of them are trying to make a baby, but it's not working, so she's gonna have sex with Jason. But, in order for it to be a shifter, they first have to make Jason a shifter. The two of them shift into werepanthers and bite Jason.
And I'm sorry, how much do we love 1981 British punk Bill? He's easily my favorite Bill.
