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True Blood 5X3: Whatever I Am, You Made Me
🕑 Added 2025-02-28 23:00:08 +0000 UTCI'm still utterly confused as to how this show was a such a massive hit, while half the time I don't even understand what's going on. Why am I too stupid for this show? Why do I continue to torture myself? It makes me feel bad about myself. 🤣
I am really enjoying the Pam flashbacks, though. She begs Eric to turn her into a vampire and he refuses. So she slits her veins open and basically is like turn me or watch me die. I can only assume he's going to turn her. I really hope we get to see it in the next episode.
So, Bill and Eric are busy having sex with that Authority lady (not at the same time) and afterwards, she realizes they are trustworthy? Okay. Then she gets ready to have sex with the other Authority guy. Does her sexual prowess give her some kind of lie detecting abilities. I'm hella confused. But then Bill and Eric are freed. But Nora is tortured into admitting that she's part of the Sanguinista (yes I had to look up how to spell that) Movement, so I guess they are gonna kill her. I don't know. They haven't done it yet, but they are really all in on the torture.
Tara manages to get to Merlotte's and Sam locks her in the walk in (he cannot figure out where else to put her) after plying her with dozens of bottles of True Blood. Sookie and Lafayette are running around trying to find her (Sookie begs Pam to help but Pam basically tells her to go fuck herself). She eventually reads Sam's mind and finds out where she is. But Tara is pissed (as she should be) and refuses to accept any help from her or Lafayette. Eventually, she breaks into a tanning salon and tries to cook herself to death. But Pam, as her maker, can sense this is happening. I assume she'll save her in the next episode.
Sookie is forced to tell Alcide that she killed Debbie. It doesn't help that her parents are here looking for her. Andy seems suspicious of Sookie, but she's actually pretty good at lying to him. We'll see how this plays out.
Andy is busy being upset that is butt is on Facebook. But, this does seem to make this official between him and Holly. So good for him, I guess. She's way out of his league.
Also, (even though I don't think I said anything) I got weirdly excited to see Tina Majorino. I hope she comes back. I've also liked her as an actress.
