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You Have Been Promoted to Kremlin Spokesperson!
🕑 Added 2022-09-25 20:22:59 +0000 UTCA crisis is occurring! Things are not going to plan and we need a statement from the Kremlin's finest to control the narrative.
What will you tell the public?
Spin the wheel to find out and share your public relations plan in the comments.
Comments
William Karr
βThe United States wants a world war.β That tracks.
Shervyn von Hoerl
It has been zero days.
Dana Netherton (he or him)
"Manipulate oil, gas, and coal markets" Because that has been working so very well, so far!
WthinWthout
You have been threatened with nukes. Be warned. π€£
"We have purged Ukraine of all Nazis. We have achieved a glorious victory. Special military operation complete." Then they can hope to keep Crimea but I doubt it.
Upgrade the browser on my phone.....
π€£π€£ βmanipulate gas and oil pricesβ
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It has been zero days......... π
If you laugh at our perfect plan converting alcoholics into top trained military in two days we will nuke you!
