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Andy

Stop. Blocking. The intersection. If you can't make it ALL THE WAY THROUGH, even if the light is green, DON'T FUCKING GO. The light is gonna turn red while your dipshit ass, in your stupid pepsi-blue wrx that everybody and their deadbeat uncle has and thinks they're the fucking Drift King, is in the middle of the intersection and now you're blocking an ENTIRE LINE OF TRAFFIC at rush hour. We could all get home if you would just follow the fucking rules of the road. So anyways college is back in session near where I work. Genuinely doubles my commute time.

Robert Gibbens

I re-listened to this, and I’m desperate for a clutch my pearls+ Meg Turney reaction to an episode recording.

Fi lmy

If this draft happened in 2015 it’d be called first world problems draft

Daniel

Mine's gotta be when you're about to click on something on a website but then more shit loads in and moves the site around so you click on the wrong thing.

Tom Bruynell

One of my peeves is making any noise like talking or playing something on your phone in the bathroom.

Zaryn Dunn

If they do another peeves draft, I think it should be "themed" like, peeves relating to food, peeves relating to living in Austin (This can be adapted to peeves about living in a city, or Andrew can just do exactly what he did in this video and just say things other regulation crew have said in previous videos)

Zaryn Dunn

Eric's list is the most "everyone around me is the problem but I am perfect" list ever.

Raisa

Andrew immediately lost. I do NOT want to see anyone's feet!!! Especially in the summer!! Disgusting!!

GlassesMcDorkface

my top 3: rude chewers (chewing loudly and/or with mouth open), people who stop walking in the middle of a walkway, slow drivers who won't let you pass

Psilocvbin

I like Geoff’s and Nicks. Eric had 2 dad answers lol

Sam Curtis

Big peeve: not being able to Google anything without putting "reddit" at the end so you can get replies and information from actual real people with real people problems.

Jill

My turbo peeve... people who "reply all" to company wide emails. Congrats on the promotion Deb, but Jesus christ do i need a million effing "congratulations, so well deserved" emails??? 🤬 Or. Or. Or.... people who read the slide show/pitch deck verbatim. 😮‍💨🙄

TanTheMan

It was an exaggeration but it felt that long!

A1notsauce

You held a door open for 5 minutes?

Jupiter Rose

Fuck yeah cartelgram

Krafty Kraken

This was absolutely excellent.

Daniel Hodder

Google Services being terrible, unusable messes now is a big peeve. Google Images filled with A.I, search adding an A.I overview, Reverse image search replaced with Google Lens that does not work at all and Youtube search being god awful only showing 3 results before pushing you videos it wants to show you that may be related or not at all.

Dualrangerz

I’m with you on pizza nick

JP

Geoff won hands down just with clueless shoppers alone. Regarding ordering, I’m 100% with Geoff on that, but a side peeve is when I think I have my order ready to place, then they ask “what side do you want”, or something similar, and the list of options is in a completely different page / section of the menu, or in tiny print that’s easily missed. I always feel like a moron after that, whereas if it was all listed right there, it would be fine.

Lynndon Barr

Eric won this by a landslide in my opinion. I'd like to add to this list: -people who mispronounce words despite knowing that it's not the way the word is said Example: "milk" as "malk" "pokémon" as "poke-ee-mon" "McDonald's" as "Mc-in-donalds" "Balloon" as "ball-oooo-in" -people who talk over you when you're telling a story with something completely unrelated -people who borrow your tools and either don't return them, or tell you that they're done with it and to come get it yourself, or return them in damaged condition. -people who make a mess when doing a task and don't clean up after themselves.

Emma Massey

When you’re in the middle of talking to someone and they look at their Apple Watch

OnionRings

Even though I felt called out by him because I'm an indecisive orderer (sorry), I gotta give Geoff the win just for the grocery store peeve. He didn't even mention the people who are looking at items on one side of the aisle with their cart blocking the other side of the aisle. Or the people (usually old people) who you're behind that stop dead in their tracks and just stand there like their brain shut off. Or the ones that are standing there blocking the way because they're examining and crossing things off their list which is written on a pad of paper even though it's 2025 and phone apps have the process completely streamlined now.

Russ

The grocery store goons is the king of peeves I can’t fucking STAND it MOOOOVE

A

i cannot STAND error codes. so many times i’ve had to deal with tech not working and they give me an error code and say ‘sorry, didn’t work’ like yeah i know it didn’t work, why not??? meanwhile, there’s no directory for these error codes so why even give me an error code in the first place if it’s not meant to mean anything to me??? if you know what error occurred, why not just tell me??

David Dippong

People not turning right at a red traffic light, even though they are in the right lane, in front of me, and i need to turn right, and so does everyone else stopped in the RIGHT lane. …. Get out of my lane. Wanting to get ahead of the other 4 cars in the left lane is no excuse to stop up the right turning lane. Idiot

Nova

My pet peeve is accidentally tapping the time display in a YouTube video and it shows me how much time is left instead of how far along into the video I am.

Makenna May

I work in sports broadcasting, and one of my biggest pet peeves is studio wanting to do a cut in during a game out of a commercial break BUT NOT TELLING ME SO THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR NOT COUNTING AND/OR GOING TO THEM! YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD TO ME!

Ghintec

I think we have a new feet guy.

Bisping

Can’t believe Andrew took the foot pet peeve right before nicks last pick.

Aven

I can cherry pick peeves from different people here but I think Nick got 2 in a row with slow drivers and dog walkers... If I can re-word Geoff's hotel peeve and just make it online sign in or apps that don't fugging work (but I get half a dozen messages from the business saying I need to fill out the form) then he'd have that and oblivious public. so, tie I guess: Nick and Geoff

Tereza Fraňková

Long time ago, when the wired headphones were a standard, when they got caught and got yanked out, I'm still getting angry and it hasn't happened in 10 years

Anthony Crocco

I'm torn between Andrew and Geoff. Andrew's cuts were hilarious, but Geoff's peeves were making me upset just thinking about them.

TanTheMan

I got alot of peeves but here's a couple 1 Saying goodbye then walking the same way 2 Bikers who bike in the middle of the road or close enough to where it's like I CANT PASS YOU MOVE!! 3 Holding the door for someone who doesn't say thank you! like come on I sat here for 5 minutes to be nice and you just walk in!!!

DTW268

Talking at full volume on the phone in public has to be the most annoying thing in the world, especially when someone's chatting utter shite that's not even important.

Kezz21

Pet peeves for me; 1. People talking to me on the bus. It's 730 on a Monday morning. Don't talk to me. I just wanna sit quietly for an hour and think about my upcoming day/week. I don't want to make small talk. 2. Me, I am my pet peeve. I'm too nice because, I LET PEOPLE TALK TO ME ON THE DAMN BUS. So now, I'm getting looks from people like I'm the devil because they have to stand because someone's saving a seat for me so they can talk to me and invite me to their birthday party and ask if I want to meet for coffee, oh, can they have my number in case they need to get in touch with me because I smiled and nodded when they talked about the weather one time? AAAAAGGHH. And that's why I now get the bus to work 40 minutes earlier than I need to.

Kailey Contreras

My 2 biggest pet peeves of all time are, 1. Dogs being off leash in leashed areas!!!! As someone with tiny dogs, I HATE having to panic and quickly scoop them up when getting run up on by an off leash dog! 2. OUTDOOR CATS. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE!!!! They are not wild/native animals, they are domesticated ones that don't belong outside freely. They do so much harm to the native birds/reptiles/mammals, of which I have rehabbed hundreds due to cat attacks.

Kailey Contreras

I think Nick wins this one for me

Daniel Hodder

I’ll take Andrew trying to have funny peeves over Geoff just Googling and choosing those like he did with the States and Breakfast draft. At least there’s comedy here of Andrew attacking Gavin. What’s funny about Geoff reading stats?

Daniel Hodder

People who say that don’t want to cook. I can’t cook, as in I don’t know what to add or subtract to make it better. But I can follow a recipe as can literally anyone else but they don’t want to.

GlazedMcGuffin

That show really hinged in the quality of its guests, which is why it would PERFECT for ANEGG

AArthriticGamer

And the "good" news is that as you get older it gets worse. Just because I'm old and retired doesn't mean that I still don't have sh!t to do.

quartzzzing

there’s just so many great draft ideas, I don’t love the idea of them rehashing what’s already been discussed, especially when it’ll probably be years for them to dedicate the time to it. I also think sharing the honorable mentions will make the drafts more competitive. I love when their picks get taken by someone else and they have to scramble!

bryc

My peeve is people who say they can’t cook WHAT DO YOU MEAN? There has literally never been a time in human history where it was any easier to learn how.

Tyrel McRae

Can we get a gavins idea on a t shirt plz 🙏

Kyle Kincaid

My peeves are 1. People talking on their phones on speaker in public settings, like the bus or grocery store. 2. People who just put their dishes in the sink without rinsing or filling it with soap and water, so food just gets caked on and becomes ten times worse when you're trying to do the dishes.

tayycro

Peeve: cleaning *around* an obvious mess that you made. one time my roommate let water boil over on the stove (another peeve, what are you new?) cleaned the entire kitchen, wiped down the TOASTER NEXT TO THE MESS. BUT LEFT THE BOILED OVER STAIN THAT SHE MADE WHY BOTHER CLEANING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO EVERYTHING

Jacob Hoover

All of these peeves are so good. I will say Nick is my winner! Some of my pet peeves are... Talking with a mouth full of food Dogs not on leashes in public (excluding in dog parks) Spam callers with a similar area code to where you live Scheduling a work meeting or announcement that could easily be a text or email Talking on the phone in the bathroom Can't wait to see everyone's peeves as well as more peeves drafts!

tayycro

Nick's last pick and calling out "Greg" made me laugh so hard I listened to it 5 times.

Nicholas Zook Brimer

First two are great, third one was so specific lololol I laughed

Justin D

So Andrew’s the foot guy now?

Nicholas Zook Brimer

Geoff’s third pick makes me realize why the cost of Topo Chicos took out Rooster Teeth

Wolf

1) people who use the bathroom and refuse to use the fan or air freshener. 2) getting fast food only to get home and the order is wrong or they forgot something. 3) someone blasting their music at full volume in a small space (doubly so if they are right next to you) 4) Clients who you inform on issues and forget the conversation then act like it's your fault for not telling them.

Mikayla Matz

People who blast their shitty music so loud you can 1) leaking from their headphones 2) blasting it from their phone in a public setting, like a bus or train 3) blare it so loud you can hear it coming OUT OF THEIR HOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE on a WEEKNIGHT.

Nicholas Zook Brimer

With Geoff’s picks, he’s such a great storyteller.

Brian Carver

in the same vein as oblivious public, but specific to escalators, the duos or trios having a discussion on escalators and then stopping at the end to wrap up before parting ways... COMPLETELY oblivious to the other people behind them who now have a time crisis on their hands

Piotr Gruszczyński

- Using my crap without asking first. - Not doing basic kindnesses if you could because they are not enforced - Making fun of other peoples music and Musical Snobs in general - Food Elitism aka it's not pizza if it's not done with San Marzano Tomatoes and stuff like that

Mara Copland

Also, my favourite thing about people discussing their peeves is how it starts off calmly and then just fucking ramps up, and by the end of it, you’re yelling and stammering out “fuckin’” as an emphasis word.

Ryan

They said the same thing about another draft, I think it was worst movie tropes. I hope they actually do it though, the second draft of that never came out

Mara Copland

“The Oblivious Public”. I call that Green Miling. It drives me fucking insane. Related: Assholes who decide to have a sudden fifteen minute reunion in a grocery store *in the middle of the fucking aisle*.

Ryan

What a lame comment.

Cdog

As someone who worked front desk at a hotel Geoff's first one is valid bc I don't want to check people in I rather them use the app.

Justin

Smacking your food while chewing going undrafted is insane

MadeByKaz

Why are you here? lol

windyMelon

You guys ever played Room 101? Very similar premise, but more of a competition One of you hosts (Andrew would be good for this I reckon).. The other 4 take turns trying to convince Andrew to banish their pet peeve from existence by dumping it into Room 101, where it is essentially means that thing never existed. The idea is you pick a thing that society is mostly fine with, but for some particular reason you have a hatred for it. The game is convincing Andrew to feel that hatred with you. Each round, whoever’s peeve gets banished gets a point. Do like 5 rounds of this and who has the most points wins

Crohnenberg

Gavin won for sure, but I’m one of those people who refuses to accept cookies on 90% of sites. They don’t need that info, I don’t need those cookies, especially for a one off site I click on from a search result

Brosao

God Eric fucking sucks

Brosao

This ain’t it Andrew

ambrug

Gavin won this for me! but also agreed with Geoff on oblivious people in grocery stores, it drives me up the wall. never had Nick's supreme pizza experience though...

Cole

My pet peeve is when people whistle in public. Or when Geoff whistles into the mic, lol

Avlin Starfall

Always someone who makes a joke out of the drafts. Guess Andrew has just decided to be that person every time.

KVLT

One earphone out when you hit the queue/start loading your shopping onto the belt for some extra situational awareness, then once all your stuff is on there music off and the other one out till the transaction is complete, i dont understand why people find it so hard.

Luis Ramirez

Great draft. I know guests are banned from regulation content, but drafts seem like the perfect supplemental to support a guest

Leilani Tuala

Ty fr though, he thinks the bit will get him votes

Eoin

I always reject cookies.

numbr87

My pet peeve is whatever bit Andrew was doing instead of thinking of real answers

Rice Chan

Oh my god... I absolutely hate when someone is placing an order, or checking out at a grocery store, and they're on their phone having a conversation. I mean, seriously, respect the people that are helping you out.

Yamori

I have a speech impediment I'm sorry😭

Dylan Johnson

Andrew is menace.

Yamori

As an artist "Can you draw me?" or the constant hovering over my shoulder DRIVES ME CRAZY

Yamori

I wasn't even a thought lol

Yamori

Agreed 😶

Beans

I think Andrew won this but Eric was totally after my heart. I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE BAD HANDSHAKES!!!

Fister Miyagi

Pet peeve, people asking questions they already got a complete answer to lol

numbr87

Nick was making a great run, but Gavin sealed it with leaf blowers. If I could make every one of them explode, I would do it. Definitely wouldn't vote for foot freak Panton

ViciousWarGoose

I hate this. I hate that I think that Andrew was absolutely amazing in this. This was the perfect draft for him. Fuck, this sucks.

Regulation Jeff

With delivery driver experience i would like to inform you it definitely makes it ok! So don't worry

Regulation Jeff

New pet peeve! ^^ Regulation bummer. Dude what is this comment?

jaymes sidie

as a dog walker and rideshare driver, Nick has my heart.

Manik Mouse

My peeves: 1. 5 grown men screaming into the mic like little girls.(pull back from your mic when you want to yellow into it.) 2. 5 grown men still attempting bathroom humor in their 30s-50s. (It's not funny) 3. The mic button in the bottom left corner of android keyboard.

Lia DeKesthler

I completely agree with your pet peeve!!

Lia DeKesthler

I live in an apartment complex so parking is tight. My big pet peeve is when people have guest especially for a week or more who park right in front of the building taking up several parking spots. Not being able to access a parking spot next to my building because they are taken up by peoples guests so I have to park far away and haul groceries or walk a long way after a long day is ridiculous. We also have problems with car break-ins so not being able to keep an eye on my car is a pain. Parking issues where I live is a big pet peeve!!!!

Fister Miyagi

If you want to do another peeve draft then why not do a big peeve bracket march madness style

collyb

Piggyback jokers - you make a joke that gets a hearty laugh in something like quiplash, and they repeat every round after that to get cheap laughs. Be creative on your own!

collyb

when people block intersections, when people don’t use blinkers, when people are texting at stoplights and don’t fucking drive when the light turns green

Melissa Smith

I’d listen to a whole podcast series of yall listing peeves. 🤣

Melissa Smith

When something happens to you or is going to happen and every single person you meet tells you they or someone they know went through that thing and then proceeds to tell you every possible horrific thing that went wrong. Mostly medical things. Specifically pregnant people. Why are you telling a pregnant person about that one person your moms friend knows who’s baby was born with it’s arms on backwards!!! Find another way to relate people.

ComradeCrazylegs

People shooting the messenger. I.E. A-hole customers taking out their frustration on low level employees who have no chance in hell of helping them with whatever pipedream / get rich quick scheme / pathetic complaint.

collyb

When people park illegally with their hazards on as if that makes EVERYTHING OK

Goostunny

Two main peeves. 1. People who walk on the wrong side of the footpath! 2. People who press the walk sign when it's already been pressed

ComradeCrazylegs

Then the appointment only takes 5 minutes but they still charge you for the whole hour you spent there... and yes that math doesn't add up. Good peeve.

Animelady501

This was absolutely wild and I loved every second of it

CORGANATOR

I refuse to believe Andrew is a real human.

Leilani Tuala

1995 😂😂 that's when I was born Geoff

sugarpuss

people stepping on your heels, open mouth chewing, retractable dog leashes

jaran whitlow

only 16 minutes in and i vote geoff is hooked up to a blood pressure monitor for the next peeve draft

Dan Fedynyshyn

Ok I’m in on cartel social media with Eric

Joshua Neditch

My biggest pet peeve is @‘ing Eric and getting blocked 😂

Dan Fedynyshyn

Early in this draft, I hope they don’t make me give Nick a win because he doesn’t love supreme pizza. I too will tolerate supreme when I see of the seven kinda of pizza, no one has touched it. But I only do that out of consideration for other people in case they don’t eat something on the supreme. I would sooner slam my bellend in a toilet seat (iykyk) than order a supreme pizza.

BeardedMcCabe

Love this peeve draft and so many of the peeves. I think this one definitely would benefit from ranked-choice voting for the poll later in the week.

Jake Hoggen

Geoff's ongoing "Gavin's Idea" bit is truly one of the funniest things I've witnessed in my 30 years on Earth

Michael Brown

There was a whole rant from Geoff asking to not do honourable mentions because he has so many and wants to do more drafts. Eric also mentioned they can do more Peeves Drafts at the end of the

AArthriticGamer

#1 Gavin #2 Nick #3 Geoff #4 Eric #5 Andrew My pet peeve is doctor's offices that insist you arrive 10 minutes before your appointment time and then calling you back 15 minutes after your appointment time, only to then let you sit in the exam room for another 10 minutes.

Joe

This rules

quartzzzing

why didn’t y’all do the honorable mentions?

Josie

My spouse's first and last name are both very common white guy first names and the amount of people at his work that call him by his last name even though his first name is in the email signature is wild

Josie

Sort of going along with Geoff's "Oblivious Public;" I work in a grocery store and the amount of people on speakerphone just casually walking around shopping is too damn high!! Also IN THE PUBLIC FUCKING BATHROOOM?!?! Like I'll go to the bathroom and there'll be someone in there just casually asking their boyfriend what they want from the store for lunch while I PEE AND FLUSH next to them. Anyway I'm excited for the next pet peeve draft this was fun. My spouse (comment leaver by proxy) says this would happen to him as a over the phone bank teller and that people wouldn't want to be put on hold while they went to the bathroom on speaker. Gross.

Eoin

I have so many but my main one has to be people stopping in the middle of thoroughfares, at the bottom of stair cases, or in door ways.

quartzzzing

2 wrongs don’t make a right and i have higher expectations from you than a deer. CLEAN UP YOUR DOG POOP

Mirandalorian

I could fill up this entire draft with 20 of my own peeves. I could start listing them in the comments but I can feel my blood pressure rising already.

Sean

Nick is the peoples' person! This was a great draft, looking forward to the next one

Mirandalorian

Yes

Spencer Coffman

I'm also surprised he's never brought it up! Maybe I'm going crazy, but I constantly hear his levels peaking.

Kyle G

Question for the community: I live in a neighborhood, like many in my area of Texas, where deer are a literal infestation. There is, in the most literal way possible, shit EVERYWHERE. Does my dogs turd really matter in this situation?

Kelzoula

I'm gonna side with Gavin on this one, I feel like he would have brought this up if it were true.

Kelzoula

Peeve, being, and your office has a dishwasher? What the fuck?

Andee

I hoped Gavin would bring up his hate for the leaf blower hahah did not disappoint

WeeStev0

People who clearly don't pay attention on work calls with cameras on, then ask a question that was just covered

MaplexSyrup

Fun story, Burnie has said multiple times on other podcasts that the minute he puts a can of soda down it doesn’t exist to him anymore because one time at a party he accidentally drank out of someone’s spit cup.

Stonecoldcreamery316

One of my peeves is slow waking group of people taking up the whole width of the footpath. Leave space so people can pass you, or walk faster.

Willsy

Big peeve. When someone that arrives after you at the bar/pub gets served before you and they don't say anything.

John Corley

This rocks, so onboard with Geoff, would love a part 2

GlazedMcGuffin

My peave draft would be: -When someone doesn't replace the toilet paper when THEY finish it -Unexpected visitors -When someone sends an ominous message that they need to talk and it's not something important. Why make me panic for nothing!? -When you have a newborn and everyone things they can just lean in to the pram/buggy and touch the/get in their face. I don't care if you are a best friend or close relative, fucking ask!

Mikaela J

It reminded me of the Regulation peve of Gavin shaving with a broken mirror outside. Other peves: people beeing underprepared when other have perpared. People playing music from their speakers in public (specially on public transport). Coworkers leaving dirty dishes in the sink when the dishwasher has room for more dirty dishes.

SpriggleWiggle

Andrew was at the mind table imagining himself dressed as Bluto growling angrily and making a fist at Eric when he read his draft board

Gregory Davis

Great job guys, but especially Geoff nailed it.

SpriggleWiggle

If Gus was a part of this draft he would win every time

Variam

Peeve from me: When you organise to play a specific game with your friends and the one with the worst internet connection doesn't have it downloaded when everyone else is ready.

Nightlord 03

my most commonly encountered peeve is a driving one: when a single lane road becomes two or three lanes at a traffic light, and people using the inside lane at those traffic lights (which should always be treated as a turning lane, but isn't always marked as one) to drive straight in an attempt to cut the line of cars, than causing congestion in the middle of an intersecting as they try to merge back into the single lane on the other side of the intersection.

Jacob Collier

15:01 Geoff with the awesone Speed Buggy impression.

Josh Baggs

I genuinely don't know who i want to pick as the winner.

steve

Nick is a champion of the people

RegulationDragon

A peeve of mine is when an app allows for face sign in but every time you open the app it has forgotten your password even though the box is selected to remember me and hen makes me sign in again instead of just using my biometric.

Spencer Coffman

Big peeve: Eric's mic always having gain too high... ALWAYS

M W

Eric whenever Nick mentions food: "MANNN YOU'RE GETTING 100% EAT NICK HERE NOW MANNNNNNN DAMNNN YOU'RE SEEING CRAZYYYY NICK NOWWW"

Kolby H.

Geoff got me, especially woth the addition that the come to me last orderers will also tend to continue to be distracted and not figure out their order

Scribe Lur

When someone parks next to me when im eating fast food in the parking lot

Kyle Foster

Andrew wins

Robert Lacey

My peeve is people thinking I don't eat onions because I don't like them. I love them but they make me throw up and wretch anyway, can't control it. (F**K Geoff's pizzapinion.)

Ryan Pattison

I'm with you Anthony. The left lane is meant for passing people in the right lane going under the speed limit. Obviously I'm not naive and know this isn't how reality works even though I agree it should. And I'll be honest I go 5mph over the limit regularly. But in no world should I be going the speed limit or 5mph over in the left lane whilst passing a car going the speed limit or less in the right lane, and have some douche being pissed at me riding my ass in the left lane while I do it. It happens way too frequently. The left lane has become a 10mph over the speed limit lane and people will angrily ride your ass if you don't abide. It's fucked up. There's way too many speeding and reckless drivers that act the way they do for literally no reason. It's just another product of the many selfish assholes in the world who have no consideration for other humans. That being said, also fuck all the people going below the speed limit in the left lane. Just as rude and inconsiderate.

Josh Carrillo

This was a great therapy session for the boys

Mo

The QR code thing especially when the menu is all weird and zoomed in on mobile, so you have to "request desktop site" to actually see it properly, which there is no way my parents know how to do

ClubMeSoftly

Geoff wins this one. The Oblivious Public hard carries this entire draft. It is ranked #1^100, while everything else is just kind of whatever. I used to travel for work (not as much as ANEGG, I'm sure) and nothing made me blind with rage more than The Oblivious Public slowly blundering their way across the airport.

imnotthatbrad

Instant classic

Anthony Kaufmann

It’s a speed limit. Words have meaning and no one just goes five over. That’s a fantasy. I have experimented with going five over and it’s never enough. I still get tailgated and still have to deal with cars weaving in and out of traffic. How about cops enforce the speed limits and stop pulling over law abiding citizens?

Freddy Fredson

People walking at stadiums or airports are the absolute worst. Just stopping or congregating in the dead middle of walkways... Oh great, let's have a family reunion including 3rd cousins in the middle of this aisle!

BernNotice

Geoff reminded me so much of Brennan Lee Mulligan when he brought up indecisive ordering from a place where people should know what they're gonna get cuz they always get the same thing from their go-to places

HotCrossJuns

Stop inventing strawmen to argue with. No one is "calling you the bad guy for obeying the law", and no one is saying drunk driving is okay. What actually makes you the bad guy is thinking it's okay to call someone "criminal scum" for doing 75 in a 70. I don't know what fantasy you're living in where laws are always moral and just, but over here in reality, life is a little more complicated than that.

CybrTwo

Geoff wins with oblivious public, I'm in a wheelchair and the amount of times I've been cut off is what might radicalize me. People just walk their kids but don't pay attention to where they're walking them. Yeah you're holding his hand but his feet almost got destroyed because you were looking forward instead of looking at the 300 pound wheelchair that was ahead of you but you're so stupid that you just about lost your toes and your kids feet. No sorry nothing just kept walking as i had to swerve and almost hurt myself.

Vash583

I think the point is that Andrew is funnier not doing a bit and just being himself, like the other guys on the team. I mean, Andrew's bit during the worst music draft vs his computer tech problems and usage. I like when the comedy is more off the cuff and it feels like more of a real conversation.

HartMurmur

I fucking seethe when I see people parking like shit. You're not bound by law to just go with your first try. Also, more niche, but I have thrown away two traffic cones that I've seen people use to reserve visitor parking in my apartment complex. It's petty on my part, but, again, fucking seethe-inducing.

Ryan Pattison

Oh and I meant to mention that my wife is Bernie Burns lite. She never finishes her canned beverages and always has several cups/glasses around the house. I'm always finishing her canned beverages and consolidating her glasses lol.

Nick Hudson

The lotto tickets make me so mad, they are quite better off just burning the money, I’m just trying to pay for my gas so I can go home

Vash583

what?

Robert Sealand

Festivus

Nick Hudson

My biggest peeve is slow drivers I’m talking driving 10 under the speed limit when it’s a 80 degree day, if you can’t drive the speed limit, walk, bike, bus, uber, taxi, I’m not trying to make a 15 minute dive 25 minutes because your driving slow

John Samuel

My peeves: QR codes instead of menus at restaurants (I think that's been covered in content before though), People walking across the crosswalk when the light is red (red means FUCKING STOP), people who argue with company policy (dude I didn't write this shit but the people who did say I have to do things this way, take it up with them), people who go up to the bar and then ask for a drink menu (it's a bar. It has alcohol. Have an alcohol with a mixer or a straight up shot if that's your thing, don't stand here reading for 15 minutes while there's 20 people behind you who knows what they want to drink, or if you really do need a menu,step out of the way and let people behind you order. Just get out of the WAY!)

Ryan Pattison

I don't know if The Oblivious Public can even be considered a pet peeve anymore when I feel like the peeve has become the norm. Or maybe it's just the norm in my circles. To be clear, I wholeheartedly agree. Fuck people's lack of self-awareness and disregard for others. One of my peeves is everyone hating on Andrew doing a bit. Believe me, I would have also loved to hear Andrew's genuine peeves but I wouldn't have it any other way than this. Let them make what they want, the way they want to make it. Don't listen to the audience. Same goes for people @ing Eric and suggesting shit. There's an Alan Moore quote that phrases this better than me. Another random peeve I have is people mispronouncing shit even after they've been corrected multiple times. They simply don't give a fuck to listen, learn, and change. Tons of great pet peeves here. I probably have to go with Geoff not just based on the choices but also the passion.

Kyle Vaughan

Geoff and Nick tie for the win. And Andrew's antics are officially on my pet peeves list.

Anthony Kaufmann

Well maybe you’ll die in a car crash because of a thoughtless speeder and reconsider. I just want to be safe. Maybe we should get rid of all the speed limit signs since they’re just suggestions. I’m going to start drinking and driving because apparently being lawful is the wrong thing to do.

Joshua Kuhowski

Live commenting: Isn’t Andrew literally the kid who has never tried carrots and can’t be made to? That’s definitely been covered before Eric might win on his first peeve alone

Jacob Mullen

One of mine is asking someone a question and they completely ignore you, and expecting other people to do your job for you

Daniel Hodder

One of my biggest peeves is when you say “Doesn’t matter” or “never mind” and people still try to make you say it. I said that for a reason, It doesn’t matter now. Usually it’s a joke that only is funny at the moment and going back to it wouldn’t be worth it. Image sharing platforms that don't allow you to send commonly used image types. Every image on Google is webp now, why won't Discord make it work? Figure it out! Similar to Eric’s “Not interested in this” not working. I hate that social media has a “Show me less of this” when they run promotions and I don’t believe that button works at all.

Jeff Freeman

Geoff's first pick might be a turbo peeve 😂

Jacob Mullen

Thanks for sharing your opinion, have you tried not caring and letting people have fun?

Kevin Mendez

Someone should introduce nick to kinda funny's pepperoni diplomacy act

Steven Lamoureux

It's a hard tie between Geoff and Eric

Nova

It's 14:40, you're looking for 14:40

John C

My peeves: 1. Slow walkers who take up the whole pavement/sidewalk. Some of us have to get somewhere, speed up or move over. 2. 'I could care less', no you couldn't, that's the whole point! 3. Adverts being louder than the thing I'm watching. 4. People who take a bite of something to eat, then a sip of a drink, and then continue chewing! Don't drink when you've got food in your mouth, that's gross.

Paul F

Came across two of mine at the gas station this morning: People who treat the gas pump as a parking space while they go inside and go grocery shopping. Then when they finally come out, you realize they're not even there to get gas. And what are they often buying? People who hold up the line at the gas station store buying scratch off lotto tickets like there's some kind of strategy behind it. "Let's see here... I'll take a Lucky 7's, two Crazy 8's, a Mega Jackpot, um... a Big Wins, no two of those..."

Trozzbozz

That bad handshake needs to be a quick filmed short..

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Sean L

This has been my favorite draft they have done in recent memory. Glad they saved some peeves for another one.

Joshua A Sheldon

Pet peeves list People being sick in public IE coughing, runny nose etc (stay home) Unleashed dogs Unattended children

Anthony Kaufmann

I just love that I’m the bad guy for obeying the law but whatever that’s 2025 America. We uphold criminal activity as something to aspire to

nick hemley

Biggest peeves: 1. People not honouring an honest bet. Andrew, go eat the damn pencil, and Nick, go walk around the mall in the red boots already. 2. Continuing a joke or a bit after it stops being funny or was never funny to start. Includes Andrew doing a bit for this entire draft or someone continuing with a bit in a video 3. People using speaker phone in a public space or office when there is ZERO need to. So many selfish morons wandering alone in a supermarket, loudly chatting away on speaker phone, with their phone volume turned all the way up. 4. People insisting on talking to you when youre busy or want to be left alone, and they have NOTHING important to say. If I'm reading a book or watching a show and you just want to chat? Leave me alone! Honourable mention: People not doing simple tasks at work that would make their life easier and the work go faster It's been explained to them why it works, demonstrated step-by-step, and clear instructions provided on a printout, with pictures.

Sirak108

Cran is the only acceptable answer as far as I'm concerned.

Anthony Kaufmann

I do so scum like you can commit crimes

Sirak108

As long as you stay out of the fast lane you can bitch and moan all you want.

Trevor Newport

People who can't return their shopping carts.

Vash583

huh?

Sirak108

I love Geoff but he absolutely ruined the action movie draft by doing this.

Julius Lafrentz

This comment is my pet peeve

CheapCulture

No but my real answer is LED headlights!

A Cow Pi

Geoff's shopping one is one I have ranted about before. I call it the Costco effect. Because it takes effect the moment people drive onto the premises of Costco. Because it starts in the parking lot and continues inside. Just walk down the aisles like you drive. Follow driving laws.

Shadadowz

Taste is subjective fuckwit, don't be so "self righteous"

Kyle Oldham

Andrew's bit today was that he did one peeve from each other person, the foot thing was Nick's

Preston Collins

Geoff is always so self righteous about his food taste lol. Supreme pizzas are okay, but there are definitely better pizzas (fuck black olives also)

Zach Anaya

1. Not pulling your weight in group projects 2. Leaving sink full of dishes 3. People being rude to customer service workers Shopping aisle nonsense and being late absolutely top of list for me.

Archer

Eric killed it this on this one. Last week, I got home from work and was going to play a little xbox before bed, but I couldn't. It wasn't the game that needed to update, it wasn't my xbox, it was my goddamn fucking TV. What about my TV needed updating? Why didn't I have a choice to say "nah don't update"?

Jonathan

Geoff might win this on Sheree passion, just started round 2 of this so I might be wrong but he’s making phenomenal arguments for his

FriscoFlame

My biggest pet peeve is being asked question about a movie while watching a movie. Especially if I am also watching a movie for the first time

Tuomas L

Always answer ”I have plans, but what did you have in mind?” to that question. If the suggestion is good enough, you can cancel your fake plans for them. Game the system back.

CheapCulture

My biggest pet peeve is having to refill my regular cup multiple times because I still don’t have a Gurpler

Tuomas L

Geoff got it for me. Come to me last -orderers are a potential 1st overall pick

Spoon

Cran is barely acceptable

cdraughan

Being Late is a great pick, but Nick had the best overall picks imo

Anthony Kaufmann

I do and I enable godless criminals every day who would rather huff paint, scream witness and nearly run me off the road so they can reach a stop light 3 seconds ahead of me.Going over the speed limit is illegal so you have no need to pass me if I’m driving the speed limit. NOT a crime lane. It’s a lane to pass drivers who are driving below the speed limit not an a free for all to abuse law abiding drivers. Guess what my pet peeve is….

Depholt

Amazing draft, we deffo need more of these because this one was absolutely golden. My peeves are: 1. When you hold the door open for someone, or stop to let them go first, and they hesitate or just dont move and then that thing happens where you both end up moving at the same time and then both stop again and it just causes the most brutally awkward situation where no one is quite sure what the next move is because now you're stuck in a loop where you both cancel each other out. Please just recognise that I'm letting you go and take the offer. You dont even have to say thanks, just go. Also applies when driving - if someone is letting you out of a side road, be ready for it and go!!! 2. Meetings that could've been an email. I've lost count of the number of absolutely unnecessary meetings I've had where things that could've been a one line question in an email get spun out to be hour long debates, where you often end up right back at the same place you started anyway and people are still none the wiser. 3. When people push in front in queues. I absolutely hate it when I've been waiting patiently for god knows how long, only to have some one rock up at the last second and walk in front of me like I don't fucking exist. What are they even doing it for? This is not a competition, this isn't a race, there are no prizes for being first into your seat, there is literally nothing at stake here - just wait your turn you cretin. 4. Double standers on escalators. The right side is for standing, the left side is for moving. Thats the rule. I don't care if you're chatting with your bestie, they can stand on the step ahead of you and turn 90 degrees to continue the conversation. Its Friday, its 5:01pm, the entire office building is emptying, I WANT TO GET HOME MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY. And god forbid you are one of those absolute lunatics who gets to the bottom of an escalator and decides to stop and have a look around as if there aren't about 200 people behind you who are going to have to take evasive action to prevent a collision. Keep. Moving.

Dustin

Please kindly stay in the slow lane

Raider the Animator

That second stair one is sooo unique but you're absoloutely right. Great pick!

Raider the Animator

Peeve submission: When you sit down, get cozy, wrapped up in blankets or with a partner maybe, hit play on a movie or a show, you're so comfortable.... THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU'VE LEFT YOUR DRINK OR YOUR PHONE BEHIND. AND MAYBE YOU HAVE SALTY POPCORN SO YOU GOTTA GET THE DRINK YOU MADE THEN STUPIDLY LEFT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. NOW YOU GOTTA UNSETTLE, GET UP, ANNNNNND MAYBE EVEN RESTART THE GOD DAMN FILM BECAUSE YOU WERE SO BUSY DEBATING WETHER TO GET UP OR NOT - THAT YOU MISSED PART OF THE PLOT!!! - to be read in the magnificent screamings of Geoff

Archery Contest

My biggest pet peeve is someone doing a draft at a different vibe to everyone else and throwing off the whole Draft process

Eduardo Lopez

This was so good can i get a pet peeves draft every quarter?

Casey Nepivoda

When you're getting a haircut and they put the little napkin around your neck to keep hair from getting in your collar BUT THEN TAKE IT OFF AS THEY SHAVING YOUR NECK OR KNICKING LITTLE BITS OF HAIR OFF AND NOW YOUR SHIRT COLLAR IS FULL OF TINY LITTLE HAIRS ANYWAYS THAT ARE NEVER COMING OUT AND NOW THAT SHIRT IS JUST ITCHY FOR NOW

Stephen Cevallos

I know this is an entertainment podcast, but Andrew, or any of them, doing a bit for a draft is a peeve of mine. Not like picking a theme and sticking with it. But not taking the draft seriously. Like the State draft where I was genuinely interested in their picks but knowing immediatlely it was gonna devolve.

Zote The Grey Prince

I need more of these because the crew angry is just pure comedy

Rhiannon Hundley

When apps have fields that require numerical data only - phone numbers, SSNs, entering an amount of money to transfer or pay - AND IT'S NOT CODED TO SPECIFICALLY USE THE NUMERICAL KEYBOARD, SO I HAVE TO HIT SHIFT AND USE ITTY BITTY PHONE-QWERTY NUMBERS. My computer science courses ruined this for me, I never realized it was something you could just OPT TO USE and it would be such a small but valuable quality of life thing.

Ashe

Also I just realized Andrew has a foot fetish and we definitely need to spend as much time as possible as his fans, to send him nothing but pictures of feet

Aryan Agarwal

My Peeves - People who get in an elevator , press their button but don’t go to the back of the elevator Uneven steps : when that last stair is a bit taller or shorter People chewing with their mouth open and smacking their lips as they chew the food. Being recommended shows that are longer than 2 seaons : if it is longer than that let me start it when it gets good because I don’t want to sit through 2 seasons of shit if it gets better after season 1/2 Unanswered Callbacks : If I do that get to your call but call you back within a minute of the original call, you better pick up Tiktok/ Insta reels on full volume

David Vazquez

1. People who don't flush in public restrooms. 2. Grammar police. 3. People who listen to loud music in public. 4. People who don't put leashes on their dogs in the neighborhood.

Ashe

My new pet peeve is when Andrew can't give one single honest answer and can only make bits. Love you Andrew but sometimes I wanna hit you with a fully loaded semi truck

awkwardgemini

Great draft!!! Yes to more peeves drafts!

Johnathon

Being late and oblivious public I agree with whole heartedly, my additions would be people in either a Professional setting or people you have back and forth with semi regularly misspelling your name when it's in the GODDAMN email (signature and address). That and people refusing to follow a process/system because it doesn't directly impact them when the system breaks.

Matthew Hughes

Th only reason to tag someone from like the internet you don't know I can think of is they specifically ask for ' hey guys I kind of but don't really remember this thing can you help me find it' mind you someone might have already done it but it has been asked for at that point.

Johnathon

Never considered it but this for sure

Anthony Kaufmann

Nick is wrong. It’s a passing lane and not for committing crimes. It’s a speed limit not a speed suggestion.

Sphixx. Misc

I'm only two picks in but I'm picking nicks list so far

Shadadowz

This comment section is unhinged

Raider the Animator

Havent even watched the full thing. His second choice is my biggest peeve. And his delivery is perfect 👌👍

Toby Ives-Moody

Similar to things said, but slow walkers especially when they walk in the middle of the path, like walk to the side. Or when people take up the path, see you walking towards them and don't move single file / allow enough room to get past without going off the path. Microsoft offering a 'remember me' button after 2FA, but it not doing its job so having to log in every time, useless button. Not allowing hyphen / special character in name boxes

Buzz McGee

Top peeves: - take your bike on the public bus - not using turn signals - 2FA with additional steps - open speaker phone calls in crowded/quiet spaces

Kyle Voltti

I feel like Nick’s pizza peeve is better stated as improper order ratio . Like people who order two supreme/deluxe/Canadian pizzas and then just one cheese and one pepperoni. As for my peeve, I can’t stand sin/angry/x company is doomed style reviewers and why does the algorithm keep suggesting them to me.

Kyle Potter

Texting to ask a question instead of just asking the question or asking "Are you free (this day)" without any context of why I'm being asked or a tike frame

Willsy

Andrew's third pick... Remind me, how did he end up in 'Twitter jail'?..

Landen Racine

People that say 'crown' when they are referring to a Crayon. Cran and Cray-on are the only 2 acceptable choices.

Raider the Animator

So great to hear the monkey come out 😂 💯🍟🐵

Amalia Matkala

my pet peeve is when im scheduled to record a podcast but someone wants to cancel that recording to put some shelves up

Chelsea D'Amore

Mine is a niche problem. My last name has an apostrophe. Think about every time in your life you've had to enter your first and last name on a website to sign up for a service, buy something, etc. Now imagine that EVERY TIME you've done that it becomes a puzzle of "will this website say my last name has unusable characters? if I remove the apostrophe will it then tell me my name and credit card information doesn't match? will I not be able to access my medical records because it says my identity doesn't match? will this hotel lose my reservation because they can never find my FUCKING NAME? do i get to use my actual legal name for this purpose today or do i have to pretend a whole basically letter of my name doesn't exist because this website thinks apostrophes are made up? " It is a near daily problem that has caused everything from minor inconveniences to like crisis-level problems in my life.

Mateo

One I would have picked is updates to things I don't want updated sneaking up on me. I am only 26, but even I remember a time without technology being so big in my life, the fact I can now wake up and my fucking God damn TV is entirely different, the apps are somewhere else, the functionality is different because it fucking updated while I was asleep. I understand them wanting things to update when asleep, but I am kinda the opposite, the fact I can wake up and my phone I paid for is now just fucking different is infuriating especially because sometimes functions get taken out by assholes like apple. I want to go to bed and wake up with shit still working how it worked when I bought it, if not I'd god damn buy a new one.

darren greatrex

One of my would certainly be when one of you Bluetooth headphones doesn't quite connect in it's charging pod, and continuously connects and disconnects I've anything else your phone is paired to. Wana listen to music in the car? Well you can't because every 16 second it's going to connect to your headphones and then back... List bing to directions? You were... Utter horse.

OldKingCol

Andrew won this one

Mateo

God dammit Greg.

Arclund Arcivist

I *knew* Andrew was gonna get petty and I knew Geoff was gonna start SCREAMING this is gonna be good.

Chey Longhini

my biggest pet peeve lately makes me feel like such a "kids get off my lawn" guy, but STOP RIDING THOSE FUCKING ELECTRIC SCOOTERS ON THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK!!!!! GO IN THE BIKE LANE YOU IMBECILE! you can ding your little bell at me all you want, but I'm WALKING on the SIDEWALK. go away! also wear a helmet