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Pkm, MD, Questionnaire Parody Peek
🕑 Added 2018-07-03 23:26:53 +0000 UTC Those familer with the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games, know there is a questionnaire at the start of the game. Me liking to ad comedy decided to make my own for PokeDate! Now it won't have any major effect on anything, maybe just a little detail here or there. It's more just for laughs. It's likely these questions won't be seen in PokeDate until the full into is ready.Anyways, enjoy this look at my attempt at comedy!
-------You win a lottery! What do you do with the money?
-Spend it all in one place!
-Put it into a saving account or investments!
-Save it for the next big Steam sale!
-Give it to ether Mark or Jack during their next charity live stream!
-Make a donation to Zack’s Patreon. Wink Wink
-------Somebody calls you “Weird but funny.” How does this make you feel?
-Like my whole life existence has been validated!
-Like making a Twitter post about how someone told me I’m “Weird butt funny.”
-Like socking them in the jaw while singing kumbaya!
-Like pulling an accordion out of a questionable place and turning into Weird Al Yankovic.
-Okay.
---------- You receive a gift! But you don’t know what it is. What do you do?
-Open it now! It might be candy!
-Open it later; I’m in the middle of an OverWatch match.
-Never open it, and just use the box as a chair or foot rest or something.
-Have your friend open it. It could be a bomb!
-Give it away as fast as you can!
-----------A human hand extends out of the toilet! What would you do?
-Break out of your home screaming; rather you have clothes on or not.
-Close the lid without a word.
-Put a sock on it and attach googly eyes to it.
-Throw a welcoming party! There will be games, cake and maybe even a clown!
-When you have lemons, make lemonade!... If you know what I mean~
--------You are suddenly locked inside a pitch black room! What do you do?
-Claw at every surface to find an escape!
-Find a corner and cry about your poor life choices.
-Meditate and discover your connections with the universe!
-No one around, I can sing as loud as I want!
-Try to ignore the voices… Oh crap… There they are! Leave me alone!
---------Do you tend to laugh a lot?
-No.
-Yes!
-So much people think I am crazy.
-I’m actually crazy!
-I have no sense of humor and all of these questions are bullshit!
---------------Do you feel lonesome when you are alone?
-Not at all!
-Yes
-People are scary!
-I’m never alone. I have imaginary friends to keep me company!
-(You’re already poking random people online and asking them to RP.)
----------Do you like groan-inducing puns?
-I found a pencil with 2 erasers. It was pointless.
-How to pick up chicks. Step one, Go to farm. Step two, pick up yellow baby birds.
-How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-Tickles!
-My grandparents are so cheap, they can’t even PAY attention!
-I hate all the answers here . . .
----------------What do you think about vore?
-I’m not interested in it but still wanting to see what this game has to offer.
-I’m here for the vore, all the vore and nothing but the vore!
-What is this vore thing you speak of?
-I absolutely HATE vore! I’d wish you guys would all get eaten, but you’d enjoy that too much!
