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Weekly update - 9th August. Win an exclusive signed BB-poster!
🕑 Added 2021-08-09 02:28:32 +0000 UTCWell, I'm assuming the latter part of that probably got your attention so let me go over that first. As you may well know, I am soon (Start of November) going to live my life on the road, or well...the plane. I'll be travelling the world funded by this wonderful money you're all giving me.
Now, as much as I love BB I don't think I can justify hauling a poster around the world with me, so I figured why not sign it and give it out to the community, and what better way to settle it than with a game.
(Note, poster isn't signed yet...as that'd be weird.)
The game will take place over a number of weeks, to play requires just one message per week. Firstly you will need to sign up, just enter your patreon name (private) and the public player name you will like to use. The signup link will be at the bottom so I know you've read everything first.
The game is simple. It's steal, protect, attack. In each weekly update I will post a list of all the alive players. Then, you get three options.
1: You can steal from the giant pit of money in front of you.
2: You can choose to protect yourself.
3: You can choose to attack one of the alive players.
4: If you enter nothing I will kill you. Not literally, just in game. Probably.
If you steal, you make it through to the next round...unless somebody attacks you...in which case you're dead. Dead is bad for your health and you won't need the poster.
If you choose to protect yourself, you will counter any attacks targeting you, destroying your attackers. However...if you choose to protect yourself and nobody attacks you, you are out as long as one person successfully steals.
If you choose to attack an undefended target you are through...unless somebody else attacks you.
All actions are resolved at the same time, there's no advantage to sending in your action early. Somebody that is attacked and killed, can still attack and kill in their turn.
Each weekly update I'll post the full logs of what happened so you can look for patterns to exploit amongst your opponents. Logs will be "player x attacked player y" so come up with some good player names for me. It should go without saying, but obviously nothing racist etc.
The game will carry on until only one person remains! There is actually a deadline though, the end of October. If this is dragging out I'll start adding additional rules.
Please note: You will have to pay the postage costs if you win. I live in the UK, depending on where you live it might not be worth it...unless you love BB...which you should.
Also note: As long as you are a patreon supporter when you signup, you can end the membership and still win the prize. I'd prefer you didn't, but yeah.
The game will start on Sunday the 22nd. So make sure you sign up by then over at
https://forms.gle/Tcz2RpUBwvvBerKA6
But what about videos and stuff
Remember this is the last month that you can add videos to the crowdfunding, and while it will be hard to get any new video funded that hasn't stopped people.
Azur Lane - Roon yandere wants all of your (Edging, teasing, CFNM). All of your what? Idk, I'm just copying what was submitted, but she definitely wants it. As a hot yandere she can probably get it too.
Fire Force - Tamaki is in heat (Fucking). A man that knows what he likes. Literally just fucking in this video as she trips and lands on your dick. Classic.
Videos being made
In case you missed it, the Samus video was released...about half an hour before this post will probably be finished. So that's one. I've started work on the third gauntlet video, it's not too short but fate videos tend to be easier for me. After that it will be the Futaba DLC. Still on track to do both by end of the month.
For those who have requested custom videos that were due last month, I am going to start working on those literally tomorrow and not stop until they're done. Well, at least one a day...and there's two, so a max of two days.
Direct video funding
With the fact that 100% funding no longer means a video is guaranteed to be made, I have reallowed direct funding for videos. From the early signs, I can tell it's going to be a crazy rush to be in the top 12 videos over the next year. Expect to see at least two videos jump from nothing to 100% at the start of next month...
Anyway, I think that's all for now. Enjoy the Samus video, I'm going to enjoy my one hour of free time between work and sleep.
