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Weekly update 29th August. BB deathmatch round 2 start + Big September update
🕑 Added 2021-08-29 13:21:49 +0000 UTCNow this is going to be a big one (Fitting after the Nero vid), so get a drink, put on some chill music and welcome to the update.
Video update
The art I needed for the gauntlet video was given to me about an hour ago. I got a bit of sex scenes to write and then to tidy it up. It should definitely be out today, tomorrow latest. After that I need to take a day for last custom request and then I will actually get to the Futaba DLC.
The September changes are upon us
Now you might be thinking, "Hold on, this isn't September" and yeah you're right, but do you really expect me to make another post in three days? Nah. So I am making these changes now.
Firstly, if you have no idea what I'm talking about with these changes, take a read over at
https://www.patreon.com/posts/official-changes-54465012
Familiar with that? Good, because there's more. So firstly, as listed above all newer videos have been $1 more expensive per minute, that is being changed to equalise prices. Furthermore people have pointed out that shorter videos have a big advantage in this system. Now shorter videos are less work, so they should be easier to fund...however I believe I have the correct balance.
ALL videos will be $3 cheaper per minute. All videos will then have a flat fee of $100 added to them. Anything below 33 minutes becomes more expensive, anything above 33 minutes becomes cheaper. Although in practice anything over 20 becomes relatively cheaper compared to the changes most other videos will experience.
I kept this system secret because you fuckers will try and exploit anything I come up with. This is why I've waited right until submissions for new videos close to implement it. And yes, that means submissions are now closed. It's technically two days early so if you really must add something you can message me and make your best case as to why you were unable to add your idea previously.
There were two more videos that snuck in though.
New additions
Pokemon - Hilda NTR teasing. In the unlikely chance this gets funded it will be in the vault. People really saved the NTR for the end huh.
DBZ - Android 18 thanks you (Reverse NTR). And for the first time somebody requested a video where you're fucking another man's girl.
What's hot and what's not?
Now the below is very temporary. There is direct funding that is counted as of 1st September which is not yet included and changes things drastically.
Current race to be funded
Fluffy tails (84%), Quintuplets (73%), Ryza (72), Mordred (72)
Remember, only the top at the end of September gets funded.
Pls dont delete me
Evelyn, anime midriffs, houshou marine, tomboy bar are all current bottom 4. Anything else at 0 is also at risk if any of those get funding.
Just a reminder, if something you fund DOES get deleted you can transfer the amount to another video. If you want to save a video, it's pretty low risk to try and do so.
You can see the full list for yourself as always at
https://crowdfund.waifujoi.app/
BB deathmatch
Welcome to the first highlight recap of the BB deathmatch!
And the action is underway! Immediately Edgy OC, Average Sinical Video Enjoyer and Bobby all run straight for the treasure. If they can get a hand on it they are through.. Edgy OC makes it, ASVE makes it and Bobby mak-ohh so close.
Unfortunately Xingzhe fires off a long range shot, kneecapping Bobby and Auralyn sweeps in the for the decapitation. Both of them make it through to the next round. But what's that? Is that a SNAKE on auralyn's back? It is! And SnakeAssassin24 bites into Auralyn's neck and the venom does the rest of the work. Auralyn is dead and SnakeAssassin24 takes his place in the next round.
Seeing the effectiveness of the double penetration technique employed, Ethereal and Danny both leap at BB's best boy. Ethereal casts doubt that he is BB's best boy as he casts his knife into his neck. Danny's knife sinks deeply into BB's best boy's abdomen. But wait a second...that isn't BB's best boy, that's a bomb! And it exploded! BB's best boy successfully defends himself.
Storminsl1218 devises the ultimate defensive technique. Any attacker will be immediately destroyed by such a formidable technique.
But nobody came.
Meanwhile, Davecraft notices Starlif staring into space doing nothing. He wanders over and pushes him over. Starlif continues to do nothing for the week and dies of dehydration.
Round one is complete
Remaining players: Xingzhe, Edgy OC, Average Sinical Video Enjoyer, Davecraft, BB’s Best Boy, SnakeAssassin24.
For those fallen, my commiserations.
You have a week to submit your lists for the next round.
Edit: I am dumb and set up this game badly (Luckily most didn't notice steal was outright better than attack). There is now a new rule. If you kill three people you gain one extra life. Kills made previous to this rule do not count. An extra life only protects you from one attack, so you can die with extra life if you get hit twice in one week. Successfully defending counts as a kill. Getting rid of an extra life counts as a kill. Defending and nobody attacking counts as losing one life. Multiple people attacking the same person all get a kill contribution.
Edit 2: If you want, you can write to me with the attack/defence method you'd like to employ and I'll try and fit it in.
