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Weekly update - 7th March - Elden ring edition ft the end of Porto
🕑 Added 2022-03-07 15:21:03 +0000 UTCHeyhey it's another sunday/monday/whenever I feel like posting, so it's time for my weekly post!
Crowdfunding results
I actually held off posting as the site was a bit..broken. But now it's fixed! Kasumi won, literally solely due to a single person over multiple months. Gotta respect the dedication. Junko/RWBY/TLR/shuten all died. I will be messaging everybody that funded one of those to transfer their funds.
If you checked the site yourself within the last week you may have noticed Illya was way ahead. I had accidentally added 100 to it via a typo but that's fixed now. This month the race is going to be very close. So let's look at that.
Crowdfunding now.
So one thing to mention is we've had 6 months of this system. That means there's just six more months to go. But with that said, lets look at the top
Currently the saber/shishou/jeanne, the living with dragon girls and the illya vid are the top 3 and all within $30 of each other. The top two have just a $3 difference. All three have also had their biggest backer already add their amount, so small contributions here can absolutely make a difference.
At the bottom we have...
Pokemon Hilda NTR teasing - I mean the title basically sums this one up.
Dark magician girl - Has been in danger zone for 2..or 3(?) months now and is hanging on. Will she make it another one?
Prinz and Hipper want more fun - The sequel to my prinz size vid with the canon being the "good" end.
Riamu yumemi teasing - An old fotm waifu. Had some initial success but as the popularity died so did her funding and she finds herself here now.
I am currently too tired/lazy to make the image for this week. But you can see for yourself over at https://crowdfund.waifujoi.app/
Videos and stuff
So there's a bit of a weird situation.
1: I have two submitted videos from my lovely content makers.
2: Both of these require more time than usual for me to edit before I am happy to release them.
3: My own video is about two days off completion.
4: I only want one video release every 7 days max.
5: I am also leaving for Mexico in 4 days.
6: I think the third content creator will have a vid ready within the next week too.
So ermm...yeah. I am working out exactly what I want to release and when. I am also working on editing the submitted vids because as promised I only want to bring you guys the highest quality possible.
Video goal thing
I made a patreon goal last time. I said if my patreon hit $1900 I'd make the (probably) best vid I've ever made, the bb/nero/mhxx gangbang that I commissioned art for. Since then I realised that the display on the page does not count annual memberships which is about 35% of my income.
So I've been wondering if I should say to ignore the counter and base it on my income displayed at the top of the page...orrr to just lower the goal amount. I've decided on the latter. It's now $1400.
Personal stuff
As I mentioned earlier, I'm moving to Mexico in 4 days. I will get a vid out before I leave and then probably fuck off for a week eating tacos and shit. I love tacos. Actually mostly prefer burritos. I also plan to spend a few hours a day boxing there, but I'm old and lazy so we'll see if that holds up.
Also Elden ring is such a weird experience. I first thought it was shit as I explored a bad area. I then thought it was maybe my favourite game of all time. I'm now thinking I don't like it again due to balance and a lot of bad boss fights. It's like the IQ bell curve meme but a game. Idk this is my second day off the game, I'll respec when I try tomorrow and we'll see what happens. But (spoilers ahead) fuck Rykard. Worst boss fight ever. Fuck Radahn too. Also fuck Renala and her two minute runback and stupid first phase just for her to one shot me because I had no health investment. Also fuck the fire giant for putting me to sleep before killing me when I dozed off. Also fuck everything about the haligtree.
Comments
Bob mcbob
Well that's some good motivation to try and top it, although with how much you like it, it may not be possible. But I'm genuinely glad you like it so much, always good to know work is appreciated.
Jarrod Harrington
With all due respect, I've never seen anything so magnificent. Meme at the start, absolutely top quality, the whole level system was genius and a lot of fun, the writing was hilarious but also hot and I don't think I'll ever find a JOI quite as fun as that in the foreseeable future. If you ever top that I will up my patronage to the highest tier
Bob mcbob
Definitely not impossible but glad you liked it!
Jarrod Harrington
I would just like to say it's impossible to beat your tits vs ass video, that is probably the single greatest JOI on the internet
