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Sex tip from my dream
🕑 Added 2019-11-05 20:28:06 +0000 UTCThe other night I had a dream that I was running down a hall in a big convention center to my wedding. But I wasn’t sure about getting married so I stopped to ask these girls who displayed Baliwood Anime on a table in the hall if they had any sex questions. My thinking was I’d give them sex advice and ask for marital advice in exchange. The one young person said she was with someone who had a small penis she couldn’t feel during penetration. But this person dropped a handful of pebbles on her vulva in the bathtub and that was great. So I guess problem solved? She didn’t have a question afterall and just hearing her talk out her dilemma must have helped me. I didn’t get married. I adopted a 10 month old named Jessica instead.
Anyway, this is all to say that my sex tip for you is to find something like glass pebbles, marbles, small clean stones etc. Draw yourself an incredible bath with hot water and relaxing music, then drop handfuls of these pebbles onto your genitals. They do need to be large enough that you can gather them up and keep them out of the drain BUT not so big that you crush your pelvis parts. I haven’t had access to a tub since the dream to try this but my hope is that it feels like hundreds of tiny kisses. Or at least it feels weird enough to evoke some laughter. Stay curious.
