Panty Raptors Colorized
🕑 Added 2020-09-29 20:21:26 +0000 UTCNo one knows why they went extinct.
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Andrew Hunter
Hah! 8)
Darastrix Sthyr
It helps to imagine this being said by David Attenborough. Adds some real gravitas to the plight of the Panty Raptors.
Classical Salamander
Of course they do... the *Giant* Clit Worm though... not scared in the least!
Classical Salamander
Aww... they're even cuter in color! <3
Daganmoon
Well said Jonathan. As much as I am in favor of adventuresome she elves going commando, ladies, wear something full coverage once a week for the poor starving raptors.
Floyd Bristol
At least the Panty Raptors would scare off any miniature clit wyrm in the area, Right?
A crisis in their natural food supply: over time, women's undergarments became skimpier and skimpier, from Victorian bloomers all the way down to lacey g-strings; a tasty snack to be sure, but not enough to sustain a thriving population of Raptors the way a pair of granny knickers once could. And so the now-diminished population of the poor Raptor are kept in specialised wildlife preservations, where dedicated volunteers such as the kind woman above help these endangered animals hunt and feed much as they once did in the wild.