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[No Ads] S2 Ep. 13 - Children of the Code
🕑 Added 2022-07-12 16:00:07 +0000 UTCThe teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!
This episode contains Profanity and Sexual Content.
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withinmyself
Someone else mentions this on here, but it's pretty wild that a comedy podcast has the most terrifying and evil antagonist.
Abby Amsel
I'm so sad that Anthony doesn't like this season. It's one of my favorites and I love going back and listening to it..
Steven Austin
I love hearing Beth find her characters voice and angle over the past few episodes, and how it seems to feed Will into fully locking in with Norm.
I hate Italians
Intro🏔️
mothernaychore
holy shit this episode is so good 😭
tonyblitz
My first thought was to write an infernal contract with a "typo" and then make the typo the spelling of a new word that completely changes the contract.
Foxally
Not even done with the intro yet. Oh. My. Gods. This is killer
Saucey McBurgerpants
Beth makes it so easy to hate on scary great role playing!!
Enamored
Beth KILLED the intro. 💀👏🏻
Mak
When I heard “Willy Stampler,” I nearly threw up. This guy is a complete nightmare.
welcometojen
The music as we meet Willy again is sooo good.
Bram
To be fair, his son killed him first ;)
Caz Flip Smith
remember that time last ep when Beth was like "oh like UFC" and Anthony was like "oh I guess" and then this ep we learn the Sonics is the Bullywugs Unfortunate Foster Children . Once again Beth's intuition it top fucking tier
Aylis J Lind
No, he's still awful.
Aylis J Lind
In other news I'm really glad now that they skipped a generation because the grandparents overall did an okay job, and now we have a set of dads that we can be really mad at...
Aylis J Lind
Willie Stampler is still the fucking worst.
Bethany
Bro what the fuck
Panda_Dork
The first time I listened to this episode I felt conflicted. Then I went back and listened to death of a salesmen. I don’t feel conflicted anymore.
Logan Wicker
They put Willie's nuke in the mansion that Glenn summoned in the final episode of Season 1
Rachel MacArthur
YES!!
Kris ✌️
The reveal with the eye of the doodler is so so good. Especially with the immediate theme coming in. This pod is so cinematic I get chills!!! Also the fact scarys patron is Willy is inspired I love her so much
Ashley
Lol Sofi stadium is one of the venues actual Taylor Swift is playing at this year
DanTheWriter
This came out of left field. Scarf’s patron!
kyle
I'll be so fucking mad if WILLY STAMPLER is gonna get a redemption are the man tried to kill his son
Clayton Brewer
I need more beth rap!
Caz Flip Smith
in a way that kind of makes sense as Beth has mentioned Ron was originally built as a tiefling, a race known for having a fiendish heritage
Adrien Gonzales
The intro is one of my favorite things to exist on this planet
King ETL
Anthony wrote a villan that I actually felt fear of seeing again and that's insane to me 10/10 love this podcast
Cove
this episode is so insanely intense i was on the edge of my seat by the end
Codey mcfate
Which episode did the dads blow up a house? I can’t remember
Leon the Lucid
Oh my god that intro was absolutely amazing! Dungeons and Daddies is the best pod cast. Debate me cowards! :)
Angus Muir
That intro slapped so hard
Chantelle Black
Intro was so fcking good btw
Thomas Donovan
Huh…they could use the dictionary to make a word whose definition is the complete understanding of the state of the world and everyone would then automatically know and understand it. Maybe there is something they could do there to weaken to doodler.
Heidi Yi Febinger
So good
Lazaretto
YES! THIS!
Talon Crookston
I need an episode where Henry, Ron, Darrell, and Glen interact with the teens…let them know the struggle of role playing multiple characters talking to each other by yourself as sweet Anthony has done so often over the last few years 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Sharity Galyean
Such an amazing episode! Anthony's description at the end gave me CHILLS.
Tamara Wharton
I screamed "NO!" In my car lol. I got a coworker into this podcast and i am eagerly awaiting being able to talk about it with someone haha.
FreshPrinceOfBenHare
Wow Anthony that Pringles can joke. Will’s laugh is normally booming loud but it got him so good he was immediately out of breath lol
Chantelle Black
Oh wow, holy shit, its all coming together full circle! They didn't turn into moles though, Henry turned into a wombat (at the "football" game.) I'm wondering if that's a mistake or if it's something that got lost in translation when the relm got swapped?
King Clownboy
this episode was insane and so good but did anyone else notice that when scary was talking about her root Taylor sounded like Beevis from beevis and butthead
RedCat Studio
This was SUCH a good episode oh my GOD the last 15 mins had me REELING
Toni Watson
Fave intro of all time! Killed it Beth 😁
Clove
this was fucking crazyyyy I love it!!!
Gwynn
What a fucking twist! I've been loving this season, and this takes everything to a new level! Absolutely fantastic, I cannot wait to hear the next episode!
Jason Melton
Dead people typically don't grow up
Jason Melton
I mean... I feel like who her patron is was pretty explicitly stated
frogo
Great storytelling, Anthony! I’m always so impressed by the plot twists you introduce!
Robert Burkhart
Super late to this but, Vsauce recently posted a breakdown on the, “Fart Limit” and he states that if your farts were 100x they would completely take away your since of smell and could cause paralysis. If they were 1000x more powerful (which lets be honest Henry’s was) it could kill you instantly. So, I believe the library should have been slain to the great bowels of Henry the Cathedral Oak!
Rasheed Mitchell
My friends and I just finished an evil campaign where I was a PC/BBEG. It happened pretty early on, and the DM and I conspired on my motivations and the logistics needed for me to betray and ultimately destroy the rest of the party (which I did TPK them… temporarily). The thing is, my friends were surprised that I turned on them despite it being an evil campaign. My PC was evil from the start…just likable. I’m saying all this because I have a working theory that Beth may be the BBEG of this campaign. Her interactions with Willy and Willy’s attitude throughout this episode is concerning, and I think Anthony (or at least Willy) is trying to Emperors Palpatine scary into being evil…and powerful af. I mean she’s level 8 whilst the rest of the party is level 3, and she’s kind of reminds me Anakin the whining. I have to say, I’m really enjoying this season and look forward to seeing if my conspiracy theory is right!!
Alex Chamberlain
Pretty sure I've figured out who the big baddie is going to be after this episode. Good luck boys
Terran Benedict
~~~Episode spoiler theory~~~ . . . . Wow…I have a fun theory on who Scary’s patron is after this episode…perhaps why she became a Warlock since someone was able to start listening to and spying on the dads for a very long time now.
Saysca
Sorry dude, didn't expect this to get seen by someone who hasn't listened to the episode yet :(
Owen
but holy **** the intro :0
Owen
well that's a big ol spoiler :/
Saysca
The opener in this is an all-timer for sure! And the reveals in the episode *chefs kiss* The obsidian door, Willy as Scary's patron, the sun being the doodler's eye! All incredible, well done Anthony
Charsis
Whenever the ending music starts I get so sad. I want to binge these because they’re so good.
Jin
Days later and I'm still coming back to relisten to that opener. That's one of my favorites openers to date XD Also I hope y'all know that my boss and I both listen to this podcast while working, and we both had to stop working to just Process what the fuck all happened in this episode. I'm so excited for future episodes, things are kicking off!
john noble
I honestly was about to give up on this season, I haven't been into this season as much as the first one. But this episode was really good it brought me back into it and I'm excited for the next episode. BTW the cold opening was fantastic.
What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!
The opener was freaking BRILLIANT
Jess Thomas
I was straight up 😱 the whole time
Jess Thomas
That was a wicked episode ⚡️
Oliver
Taylor was soo goddamn funny this episode. Mr. Blue Sky 😂
Emma Loosky
I can’t believe you’ve done this. I lost my shit when Willy came back. This whole turn of events has me shook.
Rose Meadows
Your icon is amazing 👨🍳
Rose Meadows
It’s easier to get away with cruelty, manipulation, and grooming when you are…. Plus it’s infuriating lol
Rose Meadows
Anthony, sir, holy goddamn shit. This was SO good. Also Link continues to be best boy 💚
Matt Johnson
Is the realm they're in an eye? Or being looked at? The night coming and going quick is blinking. The black sun is the pupil. The jagged lines are veins.
stank
omg they’re #adulting😋
Emmie
I think we get one free “fuck you, Anthony” every time he pulls this shit, right? Goddamn this episode was good
Ben Kowal
Me and some of my friends were running a campaign that takes elements from dungeons and daddies and we had it take place 20 years after the events of season 1 and our dm had to rewrite part of the campaign after this episode
William Thomas
Twist. Scarys patron is not only willy but willy Ron and terry jr. The real patron is step parentage. I would like to think that wherever he is, Ron heard this intro.
Rebecca Synnestvedt
Did anyone else get super uncomfy with the grooming vibes? It’s a true testament to the character work on the show but still creeeeepy.
Heidi Nehls
😱😱😱😱
Justin Pellerin
BEST INTRO EVER!!!!!!
CC Ellermann
HOLY SHIT!!!! I'm so glad it tied all back together!! Willy coming back!! Shit!!! That was SUCH a good episode!!
Ciaran boyd
literally goosebumps all over my body
Zac Childs
Instead of exploding people into money, the Root of All Evil should sprout a money tree from their corpse.
Owls
Beth used an ability from the Fiend subclass (devils own luck or somethinf) this episode so idk. They might also just prioritize the story over the subclass flavor.
James Reid
Dope intro!
Annie Banannie
Ah that makes sense, don't wanna mess up the flow there with Willy. Thank you!
Pablo Acosta
Holy shit! Definitely a milestone episode. Insane!
Franco Muscellini
I think this was an "I'm the DM and this is happening" kind of moment. The D20 only gives you more info, doesn't afect the outcome
Annie Banannie
Baller intro, lost my mind this morning before work. One thing confused me though. When willy used misty step to get through the door closing, Lincoln had a nat 20 for strength in shutting the door while Taylor had a 3. So does Taylor's 3 affect the nat 20 to give Willy enough time to see where to misty step to or wouldn't the door have shut before he had a chance to cast Misty step? I'm only this podcasts level of DnD understanding plus season 1 of Critical Roll, just wanted to understand since it had me confused... Otherwise, this tie up of the realms mixing and swapping is so good, could not see that coming!
Chelle Crotinger
An amazing close to the opening arc!!! I was nervous alongside the cast in the first few episodes but y’all have really gotten it there! I can’t wait for the rest of this journey 💖
Luke McIsaac
Lost my mind when Freddy mentioned “Ryton” the village I currently live in and have lived in all my life. So strange. We live in a simulation. Why would Freddy Wong talk about Ryton ahahaha
Daniel Ramos
Holy shit
Alex Guillemette
What a wild ride
MeetooCat
This was perfect. The way the mystery unfolds at the same speed you're figuring it out. The realization comes just before the secret is revealed. just wonderful.
Kieron Lowther
I can't wait for them to find a doodlerised poodle thats like "oh look, a bunch of baby-dick humans, fuck zeez idiots"
Serenity4Jane
The implications ... so the lizard person corpse they found in the first episode probably was Cern's son, and the golden dragon in the Headquarters dungeon suggests that the DADDIES were hunting fantasy creatures that escaped the swappening not just doodlerised creatures, and the disagreement between the other dads and Nick was because someone suggested realm-swapping with Hell to keep running from the Doodler, and the fact that the Whale (and the Nick Jr face wall) can speak suggests there is a Very Good Dog somewhere in the Headquarters, and it's pretty fucking sus that so many of the doodler incursions involved things of particular interest to Willy, like life extension and child manipulation, and that the most rebellious teen kept getting more powerful, and now they've opened a door to Willy who was waiting for them and can apparently see what's going on
Arianna Barry
Fuck..... I know Anthony hates compliments but damn man that was fucking amazing.
Cactus Pear
This week's reveal just demonstrates why I keep listening -- I can appreciate Anthony's foresight on the meta-level while being like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on the level of the story/characters level because [spoilers, lolz, can't say this in the comments]
Laz
LETS GO
Merridwyn
AHAHAHA i started laughing as soon as the opening notes of real scary started playing, what a throwback and SO PERFECT for last week!! killin it 🔥🔥🔥
Drednot
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it would be because it just makes him that much more hateable
Phoenix Vizva’i
Cooking with 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
coco joelle
probably my favorite ep so far of season 2! the way my jaw dropped once i realized what was happening at the end here. i was driving in the canyon fog & I let out an embarrassingly honest 'UR KIDDING ME' scream. hopefully i did not spook a coyote.
Anita Bonkit
I mean it is also kind of a pyramid episode lol
Jimmy Anthon
The intro was amazing. I wish I made a Reddit post about it so people would believe when I say I almost figured out code purple back when Link and Taylor were getting interrogated by the fake FBI. I thought they switched the realms themselves not the people in the realms.
Jamie Savino
Awesome episode!!! Y'all are the DnD players/dm I aspire to be!!!
Emeryth
Beth OWNED that intro!!
Zahny Guthrie
Anthony, kindly explain yourself: why is Willy handsome?
Elsa (Ness)
I yelled "FRY'S ELECTRONICS!" at the exact same time as Freddy
fllyingstars
dadz bop 2 is going to be SO GOOD
fjordy4
But Taylor THINKS he is
fjordy4
When he said the man was "crushingly handsome," I 100% thought it was David Boreanaz. Took a good 10 minutes for me to figure it out.
Emilio95
I fuckin’ knew it would be him behind that door! Man, this to me is this season’s pyramid episode, this is where it really starts!
Autumn Pearson
Anthony Really just pulled out checkovs firing squad on this one
JaeBoy .
bro best episode BY FAR
JaeBoy .
BRO WTF
Shane Murphy
Hey quick question, what the fuck?
raven rodger
Rocks Rock but so did this intro I mean holy frick guys
Michael Hodges
So good you guys thank you
Drew Ruchti
Beth is doing too good of a job at making me hate Scary, I can barely stand to listen to her during the meeting with Willy
Jareth
So if things were to go south with a certain warlock patron they met in this episode, could the teens write his name, or put a picture of him as a new definition of evil in this dictionary, and the world of NPCs will know this patron as the new definition of evil?
Mark Mayfied
One of the best episodes put out so far! All of the revelations are so crazy!
King Clownboy
Episodes that make me laugh and then crush my bones while my guard is down
Rosie from Earth
Oh my gosh this weeks intro is absolutely amazing
Victor Valentine
Yo wtf??? Why’d y’all have to fucking make a representation of generational trauma and the Gen Z and Gen Alpha experience/embodiment of the existential dread of having to clean up the mess that was kicked down the road towards us by the previous generations??? Also yeah the intro was great but why does that seem to be what everyone is talking about?? There was mind shredding reveal after mind shredding reveal???
Butabitz
Literally fell to my knees in a Walmart listening to this ep
Andrew Duck
This episode- APAB = All Parents Are Bastards.
Jess Houwen
Holy shit that intro was amazing.
Clark Kent
Damn Beth
Trystn Brown
I've always pictured Willy as a white Tony Dalton
Trystn Brown
Suggestion for the next intro: Poetic music fades in. We hear Normally's calm voice "Dearest Carlos, how is Ecuador this time of year? Recently, America has been wickity-wack. (cont)"
Megan Barnett
Tbh hate to say it but with this teen fact I’ve officially become Link
NarukiTooth
That intro was FIRE!!
M DocFry
Wow, that was a torrent of emotions. Best ep of the season so far!
Ian Dack
The intro 😚👌
High frank
This entire time I thought the amplifier was a guitar amp and that there would be some sick guitar solo from Glen or taylor.
Viyerre
Willy is so good at manipulating. I forgot how much he skeeves me out. It feels like he did just enough introspection to become even more dangerous. The way he knows just the right thing to say to Scary to latch onto her insecurities and her desire for validation, damn. It feels very real and true to character for her to be swayed by him, and I appreciate that honesty. It's also very relatable and my teenage self feels uncomfortably seen lol
Lazaretto
That was the best episode yet, great job to everyone who worked on it!!
Thomas Jones
Um yikes at the ending
Daniel Shelton
The hardest mf intro yall ever done
Emma Kennedy
So question to Anthony,if he's the most attractive man in his words what's that look like,like what's Anthony's type?
Jones Caldwell
Hey what the fuck I need to go to work after this how tf am i supposed to function
Cat Dombrowski
Omg! My entire third grade class had Russian penpals! It was so cool. They wrote to us in better English than we wrote to them lol
Ben Davies
Wow, the character reveal in this episode made my stomach drop! I don't think I've ever been genuinely scared of a character before. Brilliant twist!!
Nerdsome Noel
THAT INTROOO
Collin Hoepf
Yes, give me that sweet sweet lore
Matt
When may hale said “thumb thymes things choose you” I really felt that
CalicoMartinLyfrassir
This episode DESTROYED me, I was screaming in public, at work,,
Matthew McAdams
Came here to say this
Anthony Lavine
Best intro ever!
Joshua Allenby
SHUT UP WITH THAT INTRO MAN!!! THAT'S SO FUCKIN GOOD GUYS!!!! Also that was such an intense ending omg this was so visual and some fantastic work from everyone
Alex Wade
THE FUCKING INTRO MAN
Ben Sulton
Its explicitly confirmed when Willy says he 'helped her out'
Alexander Jude
Jesus christ this intro song is the best yet
D'Arci Love
Sooo many visual moments in this one, especially that last line holy shit!!!!! Also, everyone's saying it already, but ya'll need to make an album. You've all got serious talent!!
Ellie Caseria
This episode is just.. so amazing. Anthony is so good that these twists and building up this world its magnificent
765241838 .
New favorite intro song
Ellie Caseria
I mean not that itll help a ton but hes like 14-15 so slightly less disturbing
Anthony Mertson
THANK YOU FOR THE INTRO
rezprez2020
The intro!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Curious Snake
So, I need to go and listen to the first episode again but is Scary's patron Willy? Kinda got that vibe from this episode
Trystn Brown
There's one here for season one!
Trystn Brown
Can a homunculus age? 🤔 Can't wait for them to meet giant-zombie-paeden again
Viyerre
The intro is sooo good, I'll listen to the rest in a minute but thank you that was excellent lol
Jack Stone
What's the fucking opposite of a five-footer? This episode!!
tori
THAT INTROOOOO. i HAVE BEEN waiting for another beth rapping moment shit.
Berry Kay
I really enjoyed the episode it just felt a bit rushed through for me. Yeah alot happened but the rhythm felt off to me
Alex Da San Martino
It's the multiverse of dadness!
Stikas
Holy shit
Samantha Mann
When I tell you my jaw DROPPED at the end…
Jack Stone
I can't take Lincoln seriously when he's giving a strong argument cause I'm imagining a literal young Slenderman saying all this because he's 12 and 6' 3" lol
James Curtiss
I have season tickets there
James Curtiss
SoFi stadium 👀👀
Jenna Putnam
I just lost my shit listening to this episode. Thank you for making a comedy that makes me feel so many emotions!
Kyle
Best intro, can't be topped.
Daisy Terry
Favourite S2 episode holy shit
FusRohNahSon
Willy being Scary's patron is giving me teenage girl on Kik in early 2010s vibe
Zak
BEST INTRO SOOOO FAR🔥🔥🔥
jmethelizbian
I ADORE the music when they're meeting Willy. This episode is just a wonderful payoff to a lot of cool shit Also, idk what kind of warlock Scary is (great old one?), but Willy is giving off BIG Archfey vibes. Love it
Caleb
The last line Anthony delivers is horrifying. So well done.
Ethan M DèLore
That intro was fire
WarmSalad
Possibly the best episode of season 2
Chelsea Judd
This intro slaps! Are you sure this isn't a new music podcast?
Pharez Scruggs
Strong contender for best intro
Lazy0tter
Okay scratch that, I think this might be the best episode so far 🤯 I keep squealing with excitement and getting some very suspicious looks from other passengers on this train
Saint Kelp
I’m SCREAMING at the slim shady intro, this is incredible!! beth sounds great!!!!
Haley Borden
God I was so ready for the extremely handsome man to be Paeden. I wanted Paeden to grow up to be handsome man
Jebediah Stone
THAT INTRO THO
Haley Borden
"if you're a good person you get back in there!"
Allison
I really wish there was dungeons and daddies albums on spotify
Jess
This intro is WONDERFUL
katie
Wow, this was a crazy episode
Mark Smiley
What a freaking twist
Mr. Crafte
😍😍😍
Matthew Li
WHAT AN INTRO! It’s so good it’s… scary
Mike Deme
Can I just say.............. .CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEDD IIIITTTTTT!!!!!
Mel Bee
INCREDIBLE INTRO I CANT HANDLE IT
Lazaretto
NEW FAVOURITE INTRO OH MY FUCKING GOD
Simon P
accurate af
Amara Davidson
BEST INTRO IM SCREAMING
Jace Christiansen
That intro is incredible 🤌
Justice Joy Skerritt
facts hahahahaah
JP
Literally shrieking at how great this intro is.
Justice Joy Skerritt
THE INTRO AJDJAKSKSKSMS
Wanderer
This has to be my favorite intro out of any episode ever
Lazy0tter
I think this has to be the best recap so far! We need a Scary feature on Rocks Rock 👌
Matthew Forrest
In-credible intro.
Kels and Kirsten
This cold open is just.... this is my favourite intro now
Wyatt MacLeod
I need to be able to listen to the intro on repeat
Caleb
Do people still describe things as fire? Because if so, that intro is fire.
Emily Hassett
What a BANGER of an opening!!! Beth fuckin ROCKED IT!!!
Kiera Conrad
I’m fucking WEAK at this intro Beth you are INCREDIBLE
Nicole Boisseau
Henry oak wrote the caption
Matt Jaworowski
This intro though! Great jobs team!
Zachary Baker
That opening was incredible!
Sam B
Doodlerized Parodies. It's my band name, back off.
Audrey
This intro is everything to me.
Ashley Liggins
Holy shit Beth! THAT INTRO 🤩
Drew Fitzpatrick
It might be recency bias but this is one of my favorite intros!
Nimbus
Loving this intro. They just keep getting better and better.
MrMach6
Alright FINE, that opening was better than it had any business being.
Jaina Brannan
this is the best podcast of all time holy shit Beth May
Jospeh Moore
Is the title in reference to "children of the corn" or "children of the grave"?
2300kay
Please create an album of the intros 🥺
Juna
One of the best musical intros so far!!
Curd !
BETH OMG
Mike Deme
Yall have to stop topping your banger intros!!
George Valenzuela
Dang Beth spitting bars
Franco Muscellini
They just keep oneuping the intros. It just keeps geting better
Sarahhh
Scary is the main character
BumblingRose
Woo hoo! Was just poking around my podcasts wondering what to listen to! Omg. Beth!! Be still my heart.
Michael Singer
Might be my fav intro daddies
Allie Gowins
BETH THIS INTROOOO
Corey Herold
Beth, omg I think I'm gonna put that on repeat
Julie Adams
omgggg beth
Franco Muscellini
That intro!!! I'm fucking screaming!!!
Byron Lewis
Woooooah!!!
Jake W
Holy shit beth!
Michael
Oh boy already excited
Paul Sontaro
YEEEEESSSSSSSSS
J.S.
I know we say this a lot, but best intro ever.
Sean Hegarty
Close
Alexander Abrams
First baybee let's go! The intro is too lit
Sean Hegarty
Love this show
