[No Ads] S2 Ep. 37 - Cut My Life Into Pizzas
🕑 Added 2023-07-04 16:01:00 +0000 UTCThe teens and the dads cross paths as they move to find the final anchor.
This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.
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Nico Campbell
I've listened to season 2 like 3 times now. But this all star cover genuinely made me cry this time around
Golden_Grim
Re listening to all 3 seasons, the hidden tag line is truly "We are a comedy podcast"
Tony Loch
Weird mix of deep emotions and foot play
Kim Barbaria
I’m not crying, you’re crying! God, you spin a good tale guys.
Claire Anderson
Never thought I would cry to an all star parody
Div
Link made it all about him at the end
Zapo Bapo
“You’re enough as you are, I’ll be watching you from the stars” I’m so misty eyed already fucking Christ
Jake Pritchard
i almost choked on my food on "footkids"
laura hein
Ugh that all star version hit me harder than it should of
Div
I hate that linc took the garlic knot. Made it all about him
Stormy
that stupid all star cover is definitely not making a bitch sob at 10 am on a friday morning at work:(
Katie Starke
Beth may once again making me cry
Stephen Irving
I'm not crying from an All Star cover. I'm not crying from an All Star cover. I'm NOT crying from an All Star cover-
Laura Chandler
I couldn't tell you how many times I've listened to this series, and this intro hits me in my dang tear ducts EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
Jared Phelan
That intro...I'm not crying, you are 😭
Mark Cormier
I'm so happy everyone in the comments in agreement that Anthony covering Smash Mouth was emotionally resonant 😭
Noa en Dewi
hey now i’m your stepdad! please don’t be sad 🤧😔 be brave !!💥 hey now you’re a strong girl 🏋️♀️💪🏽 fight 🤺the word🌍, go slayy✨✨✨🌸🌈 you’re enough as you are. 🥺🥳🥰i’ll be watching you fr the stars ⭐️ ✨ 🥹🥹🥹
Kellie Zufelt
listening in 2024 still wondering when taylor’s voice gonna drop
Peachy
I’m so upset because terry was the most wholesome. Unfair. Crying from the stars
Risotto
This intro still hitting hard :'((
Jade Sheridan
Got me crying at a goddam smashmouth cover..
Jade Sheridan
‘You’ll never know how much I loved you so’ 😭 it makes me think of how it would have been if Terry lost Ron before reconciliation. Literally breaking my heart so much
Frankie
anthony making me cry with a fucking all star cover wasn’t on my Dndads bingo card
Sierra Bumgarner
HOW DARE THEY PUT THE MOST EMOTIONAL DEVASTATING LYRICS TO A SMASH MOUTH SONG
Luna Luna
Tug on my toes gave me such bad hiccups that I can no longer lead an army
Tinyhumanbrain76
This episode was made even more chaotic by the silly dungeon. While it wasn’t thematically appropriate it was still fun to listen to tbh
Christian A.
The sound of the chairs in the background from Freddy and Matt standing up to check the Nat 20 makes me feel like the benches are clearing at a baseball game lol
Liana Murphy
Are episodes 32-36 missing for anyone else?
Erin
Agree with everyone dying over ‘you’re enough as you are’ but ‘you’ll never know I loved you so’ broke me. Thank you Anthony. You’re brilliant even if you killed my boy Terry jr
Noelle Bartley
What timing for Smashmouth intro being used, RIP Steve Harwell
Lauren Boersma
The intro was heartbreaking Also Scary would be covering in her stepdads blood which is so scary/sad
Lauren Boersma
The intro was heartbreaking Also Scary would be covering in her stepdads blood and which is so scary too
Andrew Katapodis
Link really is the most annoying character this season
Kel
Fucking CRYING at the intro
Xailin Ortiz
“This is my plastic fork, suffocation, no cheeses”
Charlie James
What an emotionally devastating Smash Mouth parody. Brand new sentence in human history
Madeline Renfrow
I hate this intro. I’ve heard it a dozen times across different platforms and I ugly cry every time.
james L
papa roach cover?? freddy cmon.
Vivi
Why am I crying after a goofy silly pizza dungeon??!!
Anticrafter2049
Fantastic episode guys
Jeff Grant
Oh god that intro, it’s so sad
Preston Johnson
I thought there was gonna be so many army of two jokes.
tori
best intro in a wild, besties. jesus. incredible episode all around. woof.
GuyLucy
-5 points to Matt he should have eaten the garlic knot
Amber Gray
Anthony/Terry singing this intro makes me weep, and it’s such a poignant callback, just ahhhh
Kelly Hardik
This whole episode was so heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time. I have legit cried multiple times and laughed out loud. Yall are just fantastic.
Allastra
can patrons get this and all the other song intros as the next Dungeons and Daddys albums!
Allastra
omg the opening gag is heartbreaking, this is the most emotional rif on a song they've done yet
Emilie-Kate Tavernier
You guys got me wanting to cry at that intro wtf
Holo (Holographic Balms)
This episode was such a wild ride and getting progressively *ehem* "Lifted" in the last 30 minutes was a TIME
Jui Sarwate
Honestly top 3 best intros
Rydell
From start to finish I’ve never been so into an episode before! Anthony with an AMAZING intro and that audio of will and Beth when she “comes to” really hit me so hard. Hats off and well done everyone! Also thank god Freddy and Matt pulled us back into the light because it was getting pretty dam serious 🧐
Dan C
Love that intro ❤️
renaeisgae
great episode
renaeisgae
that intro nearly made me cry 😭
Leah
I will never ever forgive you guys for this. The “your enough as you are” line did me in. It’s too soon guys. Terry was my favourite:(
Eddie Jensen
Scary better run into Ron now
Kael
I've listened to the intro like 5 times now, absolutely amazing!!!
Xros the Fox
He's a teenager making a rash decision out of anger towards the man who just killed his friends stepdad. Plus this whole season Linc and Grant have been fighting every time they see each other, so whatever solid foundation their relationship had has been crumbling every time they interact. This was the final act that shattered the foundation, and honestly I think it's reasonable for him to feel that way.
Katie Dial
I would too!
Katie Dial
Omg the intro to this one had me full on sobbing by the end of the first chorus. I think that's my favorite intro they've done. You're enough as you are ❤️❤️❤️ What a perfect place to pull that back in.
Pablo Acosta
Gotta give a shout-out to the sound editing during the last minutes. Knowing when to enhance silence and highlight dialogue is an art. Made it hit so much harder
Wratilkuj Frost
I would purchase a full version of this intro in a heartbeat. I'll miss Terry Jr. 😭
Koomdaddy
Tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian
Gabe Brown
Normal being angry was probably the coolest part of this episode, wish he’d just snap so severely that he’d go into some god level rage that shows he’s not the chosen one, but rather he was supposed (emphasis on supposed) to be the opposer of the chosen one.
Jarryd Urbas
I had to google what a Whirling Dervish was because I totally thought Anthony was dropping a reference to that Round the Twist episode Whirling Derfish..
Leon Kumori - Legendary hero of Bahumia from a future campaign
I made it this whole damn season without crying until opening of this episode had me absolutely bawling!
Chase
If terry was scary this episode, then I bet they do last resort instead of all star for the intro
andres garcia
What is this episode about I can't stop repeating the intro
Lizzy French
"I'm down with the sickness" 😔
Rae Ellis
The best moment was Anthony and Freddie calling it a warning shot, being totally supporitive bros... and Will remembering he's an insecure teenage boy and just letting himself fall apart.
Rain Yang
This intro! I’m crying 😭
Thomas Christian Jr
The season 2 cover art for Terry Jr hits differently now as he hovers above Scary’s head. It’s the look I picture he was wearing during his final moment.
Gay Icon Yog-Sothoth
Really wasn't prepared for how the intro would make me both laugh and cry Amazing episode yet again!
Matthew Lemm
I didn't expect to get so emotional again! This was like listening to Death of a Salesman all over.
Josephine Johnston
This intro is amazing and so sad 😭😭
Aran Eardley
Best episode yet holy hell!
streetdreams
I think this is the first time _ever_ I consumed a piece of Media that has a man be infertile and it being a big deal for him. At least in a way that's not just feeling reduced in His manilness or maybe some medieval having to keep a bloodline going, but simply because he really just wants a kid. Usually it's always women with that. Thank you, Anthony, really.
Angelo Hurtado
The intro triggered my daddy issues
Luna_and_Bella
Anthony, you mentioned several times how you'd set up this encounter to be a more light-hearted and goofy one and that Terry's death really messed with the tone. Given that, why did you kill him at all? Was there ever a chance he would not die when (and how?) he did?
streetdreams
What happened to the homebrew rule that they always still do half damage when they don't hit the AC? I feel like they did that in the Baby fight and never again, I just wonder why.
Atticus Grim
This episode man. First time DnDaddies has made me have to pause at work to both cry AND laugh. Well done.
Xwelldo
It ended up being a happy little accident. The fact that you also get these derpy pizza minions caught in the middle made it even better.
Elsa Double
"I rub taylor's feet to make him sheath his sword" I love this fucking podcast
Elsa Double
"bweeeeeeeeeee" why did that make me laugh so much?
Michaela
Every once in a while Scary will say something I remember saying to myself at that age and hoo baby do I tear up.
Akitora Ishii
Holy shit holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT yall
Peyton Stanley
Ooooooff the emotional dissonance of this episode! Ngl though it brings me back to some of my favorite season one episodes
Ally Davis
1 minute in and I’m definitely NOT crying already! This intro song parody is a a work of art. “you’re enough as you are” Dungeons and Daddies, please don’t ever change.
Kayla Price
Less than a minute in, I’ve gotten goosebumps, and I’m tearing up from the intro song…
Max Wilson
Did he break the garlic knot or eat it, with the marinara that is covering the area from the slain pizza guys?
haylee g
the intro kills me, I’ve listened to it so many times. I had to play it for my mom (who has zero context) and am now bullying my brother to finally catch up
Justin DeSilets
Honestly the mismatched dungeon tone with the heavy drama was one of the funniest things I've ever listened to. Helllllll yeah
Annie the Feywild therapist
I think this might be my favorite intro ever
Elizabeth Romero
This episode recked me. Scary not knowing how to deal with Terry's death and trying everything to bring him back, Link cutting off Grant, the intro song. My God how much more heartbreak will we have. I'm so sad
FusRohNahSon
Barbarian multiclass normal?
Grizz Lee
I came here to laugh not cry my eyes out 😭😭 great episode
Rogzilla
Anthony, you don’t need to apologize for a weird tone being caused by dungeon goofs intermixed with tragedy. It’s been 100+ episodes, we know what’s up.
Sarahhh
Intro cut me so deep!!!!!
Zach
Well fucking done great episode
Olivia Mathews
Banana people in the first season, pizza people in the second season how many other food people exist in Anthony’s universe? Lol
Darryl Holiday II
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Props to all five as usual but that acting from Beth was top tier. I had to pause the recording several times to not be swallowed up by all the emotion. Can't imagine being in it like that. Good shit. Also, that poem in the dad fact was top tier. I've not ready Silverstein since like grade school. I must revisit.
DungeonBrat
PLEASE this episode was constant whiplash, I cannot handle it!
Dana Woodward
After S1 ep61 I didn't think there would be an episode that would make me cry again but yall this episode ripped my heart apart, healed it with Scary wanting to thank Terry Jr and ripped it again with what Link told Grant. 💔
deej deejerson
lmao imagine watching your friend struggle about losing their (step)dad to the point of borderline crying and basically begging for a way to bring him back, just to turn around and be like i’m gonna shit talk MY dad who is still alive and loves me (and has arguably done some messed up stuff, i’m not denying that) and then send him away forever… in front of my friend who just lost their father figure. linc PLEASE read the room i am begging 😭 🙏🏻
Josh Hyzer
“I don’t know why I can’t be her again” brb crawling into a hole for a few months 👍🏼
This intro song is BRUTAL
Kenly Corya
That intro song didn’t have to go so hard 😭
Nicole
Ty 908gg9h8c7vg.
Harrison Lee
Best episode in a while lolol. The toe thing. The jealous normal. The scary drama.
Blake Edward
Anthony is great. I would love to pay to listen to that intro on spotify!
Holy shit that intro is amazing. My jaw dropped the moment I heard Anthony’s voice.
Isabella Miscusi
As someone who lost a stepparent 2ish months ago.. the opening hit SO hard let alone the whole first half of the episode. Thank you Dungeons and Daddies for hitting all the feels
Angela Shrader
Wow, didn’t expect to cry listening to the intro this morning.
Siobhan Roberts
She ended up in an oubliette anyway.
Leif
Listening to this one in Alaska😎
Hunter barr
This was the saddest laughter that I have ever experienced.
Xwelldo
"Tug on my toes, Bro!!"
Liam Eastman
Woof that was heavy, happy Fourth of July I guess
Charlie Karls
Was it just me that was crying at the opening song? Holy s*** you guys!
Joshua Scuderi
:(
Victor Ferrell
Into mad me feel real sad. Great job
Kendal Swanson
The intro really made me tear up 😭🥺
James Moretti
Right?! I had to pause it and call my dad after the song!
Haley Kuehner
Was this Anthony's first musical cold open? He absolutely killed it and killed me, thanks for the emotional damage
jeremy adu-asamani
me: so yeah i listen to this really funny podcast you guys should try it friend: oh really? whats it about? me: um... generational trauma... i think? friend: what?? you think??? me: well a moody teen just saw their dad brutally murdered but then they went to assassinate papa john and his pizza warriors in the process of freeing and/or slaying an Eldrich horror so..... friend: SHIT SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE HE'S HAVING A STROKE
Richie Gualtiere
There needs to be an intro song album compiled
Zach MacNeil
Actual goosebumps from the intro wtf
James Lewis
What an incredible episode!
Holly Zijderveld
intro is heartbreaking????
Arman
Intro is even more sad when you realize that Terry was still trying to connect with Scary by saying "go slay"
Megan Blackburn
I’m only fifteen minutes in and I am SOBBING over Scary. Beth May you will always be famous!!!!!!
Macy
Terry dying is maybe one of the worst things that has happened so far. His and Rons arc in the first season was my favorite and it kills me that he didnt get that with Scary. He loved her so much and tried so hard. Im still holding out hope he comes back somehow.
David Guerra
That intro hurt so good!
Mod
For the first and only time, something to the tune of All Star made me shed a tear.
Serenity4Jane
Literally 42 seconds in and I'm tearing up in the intro song
Edward Sullivan
this episode was great but as I said on discord, im sobbing owww and thats a good episode
Allison Mitchler Siolka
This is it. This is the best intro 😂
Philip Enders Arden
Re-listening, the song killed me
Justthingstbh
Holy fucking shit.
Fearne Pérez
Matt landing that one-two punch on emotional depth at the last minute!!!! Lincoln just said what all no-contact kids have had to realize. "I will always love you and for both our sakes we can't ever see each other again" is the most heart-shattering act of love and definitely beat the intro for tears. He just chose to grow up in the most eloquent badass way possible and Matt just did it off the cuff. Roses for all of y'all this episode but what a poignant moment!!!
Jason Oliver
To the Dungeons and Daddies Crew: I just wanted to say good luck with your first live show coming up in a few days! While I am living in Austin and was planning on going, plans changed when unexpectedly, I became a dad myself. My daughter was born early (she was expected to be born on 9/11, Anthony’s dad fact was weirdly relevant), so I’ve been spending all my spare time at the hospital to be with her. Watching her grow everyday has been bittersweet journey I wouldn’t miss for anything. I’ve been relistening through the D&Dad’s back catalog of episodes/ talks and it’s helped me stay grounded. It’s the right balance of comedy and emotions to keep my spirits light (it’s been mentioned ‘You can only laugh so hard til you cry and Cry so hard til you laugh). While I’m a little disappointed that I won’t be able to attend your first live show, I wanted to sincerely thank you D&Dads as you’ve helped me immensely in my transition to fatherhood. If y’all do even a portion of the live show ideas you’ve mentioned in the past, I’m sure it will be spectacular and I’ll try and catch a show next time you’re in Austin.
Mark Smith
Hahaha holy fuck this intro music!!!!
Alexandra Weckesser
I'm actually crying from this episode
SexuallyActiveToyotaYaris
Sheeeesh
Katy
I love Looking at these comments before listening to the episode I know I’m In for a CLASSIC
catchthese.hans
The contacts struggle is giving big dad energy I just can't determine which dad 😆
Christopher Black
BEST FUCKING INTRO. Jk love all of them and I know they take a lot of work. This was awesome
Invader Jimm
Damn it now I'm gonna have Smashmouth stuck in my head all day
Shane mcdonnell
Another absolute gut punch of an episode I’m okay 👍👍
Alexandra Weckesser
I'm dying, I keep crying over the death of Terry
Fearne Pérez
I woke up, pumped to start my day with the episode, and now I can’t get my contacts in because I’m still crying over the INTRO (excellent work big fan big ouch)
Cody
That man enjoys a good shit stir. As someone who also has a hard time thinking about death, you do get some hot takes if you fixate long enough.
GrimCreeper94
That intro is the best cover so far, hands down 😤
Finn Nope
How did the intro make me cry harder than the end of last episode
Xailin Ortiz
Intro is an instant classic. It sounds like like they took it out the archive from season 1
Jonathan Goddard
Woooow
Tom Smith
That intro might be the cruelest thing Anthony’s ever done 😭
Spencer Ardizzone
Semi charmed life from 3rd eye blind has new competition for the happiest tune for a rough topic
SwirlyInk
How dare you make me cry to a smash mouth parody
Pablo Acosta
This intro hit so hard
Justin Lopez
I didn’t know to laugh or cry 😭💀
Kaji Kumo
That intro is 🔥🔥
Emma
I literally cried while listening to the intro, so good and sad
Brett Ramsay
The intro....wow
Burnzie Burnz
Anthony over here killing with the Into! 🤙🏻
Echo Shmecho
I'm almost too devastated to enjoy how good this intro is... almost
Kelsie H
Okay, that intro didn’t need to go so hard. I think I need a full version.
Nathan Genung
Almost better than the real song
Erik Canady
I made it so early this time
Tony Swagman
Intro was amazing 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Rob
Intro was a masterpiece
Austin Baker
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
Zo Perry
anthony that intro oh my godddd 🤩
Erin Rasmussen
Second
Garrett Burkhardt
First