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Coronavirus to sadly result in postponement of illuminati's plan for world domination
🕑 Added 2020-04-27 04:37:22 +0000 UTCVery sad please send them your well wishes in these trying times
Patron script (Roughly): Hi everybody, Illuminati here. We at the illuminati know how long you guys have been looking forward to the day that we reveal our shadowy dealings as we plunge the world into an abject one-world totalitarianism. Unfortunatey, due to the pandemic we’ve had to delay our plans to tighten our grips around the necks of humanity. Without going into great detail, several of our operatives slowly binding nations to our will have come down with the virus and so weve given them sick leave. Because of course weve given them sick leave, were the illuminati, not monsters. As a result several of our nefarious plans to bring the planet under our control can simply not be completed on time this year. We know this will disappointing to many of you. We now everybody’s anxious to see the culmination of our plans, but the truth is, we’ve been working really hard at this for years, we’ve got so many special things in store for you that I think is really going to wow you, that it's worth waiting. Weve been working on this for millenia so we can a couple years longer. Now look, everybody is saying that we’re orchestrating a plot to bring down humanity and that this pandemic is part of it, and something to do with 5G and Bill Gates. Please. Bill Gates is not responsible for the coronavirus. Although sure he is part of the illuminati fine you got us there And YES, we plan to use 5G to track civilians, mind control people and assassinate via spontaneous brain hemmorage any dissenters but NO it doesn’t have anything to do with the coronavirus, that's just a 5G thing, they're unrelated. Please people. We are THE ILLUMINATI. You think we’d just start slapping together a plan in the last decade or so? You think we cant do better than some dead boomers and a bit of economic turbulence? We have plotting out triumphant reveal for hundreds of yesrs! We were going to reduce the world population to 500 million and control those who remain like sheep! How are we going to do that with a 1% death rate?? I’ll have you know our plan is a ONE-WORLD government. You think all the nations closing their borders is HELPFUL to us? Newsflasg: that's not globalism! That's nationalism! That is the OPPOSITE of globalism. Honestly this is just a big dent in all of our plans here. Now I just want to clear up what people are saying about 5G. I guess we can try to dissolve nanobots in the vaccine or something but at this point we’re really straying from the plan here, it’s not really how we like to do things here at the illuminati. But please stop spreading rumors that this is somehow part our plan. When we do something that's part of our plan, you will know. Illumanti, signing off.
Comments
Miguel Perez
Yooooo, with the two all-seeing eyes in the background, it reminds me of that hand eyeball monster from Pan's Labyrinth!!! Side note, you said non-human designs - get some cryptids going! Closest one you got was the Q'thoomers, would love to see more
Paige Crawford
the nose knows 😳
Greg Guevara
Ye I'm probably going to experiment with more non-human designs for characters
Illuminati feels highly inspired by posadist in a way
You socially distanced so far you are off the political spectrum
Greg Guevara
You might be onto something
Stefani Peterson
woah the illuminati looks a lot like world famous youtuber jreg wtf
