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Possible video idea, with your help
🕑 Added 2016-04-30 21:06:02 +0000 UTC God was thinking of doing another top 10 list video, much to Jeffery’s dismay. The idea He had for the video was “Top 10 Reasons Jesus Hasn’t Returned Yet”. Some of the reasons I came up with, which I may or may not use:- He actually did come back, but ended up in an insane asylum for claiming to be Jesus.
- He’s scared of crosses, and they’re everywhere now.
- He’d be considered an Islamophobe, because he’d have to disagree with Muslims, and that’s now considered gross and racist.
- Because he never existed in the first place, but was rather an amalgamation of various preachers.
- Because he’s dead.
- Because God told him to exorcise some demons until further notice, but Jesus hasn’t gotten it done because he has been mistakenly exercising them...in an aerobics class.
Like last time, I ask for your ideas for items in this top 10 list. If I use your idea, you’ll be given credit, of course, unless you specify otherwise.
