DarkMatter2525
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I'm going to start posting scripts. Here's one now!
🕑 Added 2017-04-05 20:06:36 +0000 UTC First of all, thank you so much for your wonderful response in the face of this YouTube advertiser boycott. You're all carrying me through this, and it's difficult to describe how much I appreciate it. So, I'm just going to do my best to be worthy of it.I know you care about this channel, because you've literally invested in it. So, I thought it would be a good idea to start posting scripts, before they ever become animations. That way, I'm not in as much of a vacuum. Our hundreds of minds are better than just mine alone. You can read the script if you want, offer opinions and advice, which is quite welcome, or choose to not read it at all if you don't want any spoilers. Also, this will let you know what you'll be supporting in the future and give you a chance to pull out if you don't like it.
I know my previous post listed some animation ideas, but this is a new one, and I like it, so I plan to do it. This one will be very short, but I'm thinking of making it Patreon supported, because I like the message, and the animation after this one will be very long (I'll post that script after some polish), and I don't know if I'll be able to get it done in time.
So here goes...
Title - "If Your Body Were a Religion"
*Scene - A man is in the hospital, sitting at the edge of the bed with a severely broken ankle, x-ray displayed behind him*
Doctor - Hello, Al. How are you?
Al - Um...Not good. Obviously.
Doctor - Oh? Why is that?
Al - I mean look! *holds up leg, foot dangling by a thread* My ankle is broken!
Doctor - *Prods other ankle* Yeah but your other ankle is just fine.
Al - What?!
Doctor - Look. All I’m saying is why do you have to concentrate on the bad parts of your body? Your whole body isn’t bad you know.
Al - Um...Yeah. I know. I never said all my body parts are bad, but right now my ankle is causing a lot of pain.
Doctor - Okay, but your arms have done a lot of good things for you.
Al - Concentrating on my arms doesn’t fix my ankle.
Doctor - Having a broken ankle isn’t the worst thing that can happen to you.
Al - Um...
Doctor - You could have a heart attack, right? People have heart attacks all the time, but I don’t hear you complaining about that.
Al - This isn’t...
Doctor - Remember when you broke your finger?
Al - Uh...yeah...I...
Doctor - So other body parts can go bad too!
Al - I know! I know my other body parts work fine! I know they do good things. I know they sometimes go bad too, but right now it’s my ankle that’s a serious problem and it needs to be fixed!
*awkward silence*
Doctor - Fuck you, bigot.
