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[BONUS] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 1 - Founding Fathers
🕑 Added 2024-02-13 19:31:44 +0000 UTC
CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content
Join us in the dark mysterious fantasy world of Kingdom Death Monster, a boutique settlement roleplaying miniatures game that Matt spent way too much money on. Four naked and terrified survivors awaken from their dreamless sleep, fight their first horrific monster, and start their first settlement in a desperate attempt to bring light to an infinite darkness.
Introduction
Once upon a time, there was a place of carved stone faces. A man with a lantern lay sleeping a dreamless sleep. The man knew nothing.
One day, the man woke up. He rubbed the dried ink caked over his eyes and opened them. Around him, he saw other people stirring, and beyond, a horizon of unbroken darkness.
A woman approached the man with the lantern. Her soft hand reached out to him. They had no words. They were a mystery to each other.
Suddenly, a monster emerged from the darkness, its eyes wild with hunger. It attacked.
The people were no match for the monster. It tore their flesh and crushed their bones between its teeth. Some, it devoured whole.
Overcome with terror and grief, the man with the lantern collapsed to the ground. Cold stone noses pushed into his side. There was no escape.
But the man did not want to die. Desperately grasping at the cold stone faces, he felt a crack, and tore at it with all his might. A piece of stone came free. It was sharp and deadly.
The man with the lantern scrambled to his feet, his weapon clenched in his fist. He took a deep breath and roared into the darkness.
Somewhere in the place of stone faces, nameless men stand together. They have nothing but a need to survive and a lantern to light their struggle.
The White Lion
The laser cut wood character tracker thing we mention (that Matt painstakingly assembled for each of us)
Our Population and Settlement Sheet
We'll be updating these sheets as the series goes on!
A light appears on the horizon. From its origin, rolling masses of storm clouds approach the settlement, soaking everything in perpetual sheets of stale-smelling rain. Sudden flash floods, burning winds, and periods of strobing lightning continuously plague the settlement, leaving the
Next Time... we hunt... the Gorm!
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Comments
Mitochondria
KDM creator just showing off that he can draw hands tbh
Carter Alt
Global gorming is the funniest thing I have ever heard 🤣
Michael Purscell
“Long pig”
Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror
What a weird and wild fucking game. Excited to hear where it goes.
withinmyself
Is there a specific reason we don't eat human corpses? I mean, who made that a hard-line rule for humanity, am I right?
MK Lawrence
Mat and my dad would get along like wildfire and dry grass 🤣 the scale of Cards and miniatures is something my dad would do
Thomas Webb
How long did the game take to get to the people that ordered it? I’ve been waiting a min just to receive a shipping confirmation.
michael shanks
This is fear and hunger the board game
Gauge Adkins
How you guys made this into an audio format so brilliantly is impressive.
Creekie05
Did will throw out a muppet babies recall?
Jeff Jamerson
Please make this a regular Patreon special. Like once a month. At least.
Phorsi
This game makes me wish I had board game friends
Josie
This is officially my new favorite bonus content
Zakury Shepard
Please I need more. I started watching YouTube plays of this from years ago and have now bought the game myself!
This was great, would love more of this series
This is awesome !! We definitely need more of this in our lives ☺️❤️
Nathanael Rogers
Legit wouldn't mind if this becomes the main content. This was so fantastic. Getting my sister on patreon just for this.
Purpsikins
Name suggestion : the boy scrimbles and Cory Ander
Connor Fritch
matt is writing with his toes…method
Connor Fritch
if you name a survivor “king of space and time” i will maneuver a whole, healthy potato into my mouth (i’m small mouthed)
cody putensen
I need as much of this as possible with different campaigns and all the expansions you can add 😍 absolute gold!!
Jess Houwen
...and spelled with a G
Jess Houwen
Hey! My name is being used! Just...as a man.
Matt
I love this game so much!
Sydnie Schreiber
Name: Cucker, like tucker, but not
Skillful Ferret (insert fan art request)
this is something i would be highly interested in having more of, I nearly bought the game myself before realizing I dont have anyone who would play it with me
LongDongSilver
I need mooooooore
Purple Cool Cat
DADDY MOMMA NOOOOO
Alexa Akers
Please add photos of close-ups of the miniatures !
Jeff Stack
JEFF OF CLAN BOOFO WISHES TO HUNT THE GORM, LETS FUCK!
I subscribed just to listen to this, It was well worth it
I hate home much I want to buy and play this expensive ass game.
Stephen Patch
Son of a bitch, Global Gorming made me laugh until tears.
Olivia LeClair
Name Ideas: Dud Scrunton Tane T'oder Nad Brad
Way to fun, really want to play but please make more episodes. If you could name one Beetle Bee or Zert the Cripple I’d be pretty happy
Please name one Clem VinStranglecock
Isaac A
So funny I need more
annelie ertel
I love this I want to play this game it sounds so fun
MadBadDad
Holy shit. I love it. Kinda gives me a HD2 vibe with the daunting tasks, overwelming odds, and disposable heroes.
Victor Herrera
More plox!
More of this please!
Josh Marr
Yeeee
Heidi Yi Febinger
Amazing. Please make more. Name suggestion: Panda Bum
Valka6257
Absolutely loved this, hope you guys make more eps
TheBearInBlue
This is awesome, I hope to see more. For a name suggestion: Zurk Finnagin.
Logan
Didn’t know this was the new series I needed in my life until now. I need more
Collin Hoepf
Love mixing it up, what a cool game, can’t wait to see more
I love it, it’s great
Lily M.
Damn this is a very intense very of Sims
More!
More More More
smellis
I’ve listened to this seven or eight times now. I cannot wait for more 🫶🏻☠️
Survivor: Sir Cumsalot the Infertile
I’m in love with this, I keep listening on repeat. It’s so different but it’s really fucking funny 😂
I want to comment just to offer myself as a consenting adult lol. I might have to buy a new game now! Love this new game!
Damana
This was fantastic, can’t wait for the next ep!! My name suggestion: Beelzeboofo
