Kingdom Dad Monster Shirt - Merch by Patreon 2024
🕑 Added 2024-05-02 23:09:03 +0000 UTCYou awaken from your dreamless slumber, surrounded by an endless horizon of unbroken darkness... Your hands desperately grasp along the floor, looking for anything. There! You feel it: salvation. You prise free the bundle of fabric and hold it to the lantern light. You feel hope and pride wash over you as you examine your newly found shirt.
We have a new item for our lovely patrons! This Kingdom Dad Monster shirt is a Patreon-exclusive only available for our Touring and Elite tiers. This long sleeve shirt will be delivered to all Touring and Elite members who pledge for three consecutive months starting today May 2nd, 2024.
If you're an annual patron, you will receive this item three months after this date or your join date, whichever is latest. This shirt will never be available anywhere else - it's a Merch by Patreon exclusive. After six months, it's gone: we'll be swapping this item out for new goodies.
Have you joined Patreon recently? If you pledged before today, you'll be receiving our previous Merch by Patreon reward. If you haven't received anything after three~four months of eligibility, please reach out to us with a message so we can help your merch find its way home! 💖
This is our new and ongoing Patreon exclusive series where we play Kingdom Death Monster, a boutique settlement roleplaying miniatures game. Four survivors awaken from their dreamless sleep, ight their first horrific monster, and start their first settlement in a desperate attempt to bring light to an infinite darkness.

If you're a patron, listen to the ongoing series here!
If you're not a patron, you can listen to the first episode here!

What is Merch by Patreon?
A piece of merch only available for our Touring and Elite tiers. It is a Patreon exclusive that will never be sold or available publicly. This merch is fulfilled by Patreon directly. To qualify you must pledge for three consecutive months at the Touring or Elite tier starting May 2nd, 2024.
How do I check my shipping address?
Follow this guide here!
How do I enter my shirt size?
Shortly before your shirt is getting ready for delivery, you'll receive an email from Patreon asking you to confirm your shirt size and shipping addres.
Comments
Poizin Miharu
I think I might have figured out what happened...I paid for a full year on the touring model and for some reason it said I was only a basic member I just signed up again and had to pay for another full year.... so had to pay over 300 for a full year... this is pretty frustrating
Poizin Miharu
I did and I've had the membership since back in May. I'm very confused by it Q.Q i joined the the higher tier just so I could get the shirt
DJ Meadows
I got mine back in May when it dropped. I would double check any shipping info you might've received. I know they needed a shirt size before they could ship my order.
Poizin Miharu
Soooo anyone get the shirt yet??
Dani Ramos
Hey! I was really bad about checking the emails from patreon about the member merch drop and I read an email saying that my shirt size is needed. I JUST put in my shirt size and my new address. Will I still get the shirt or would it be too late?
Alicja Gronkiewicz
Hi, I was wondering what is the shirt made of and where it was made? Fashion rn is in the state we all know it is (plus I am allergic to polyester and would rather just skip this reward than get it just to donate it)
Ryan N.
Yeah, it’s been a year since the last poster. I think there was one in early 2023. I thought merch drops were supposed to be every 6 months, but I haven’t seen a mention of anything else, and I didn’t get an answer to my question earlier on this post.
Mikael Bülow Lund
Hi, I have been a member since 2022 - and received 2 posters, the last one in november 2022 but nothing since, have i been doing anything wrong or is it because i live in Denmark? 😅
Zach White
So three months from may 2 no matter how long you’ve been subscribed?
Makyma
I'm on annual subscription, joined March 4 2024. So I will receive mine around August 2nd?
Dns_Error80710102
when I go to the store to look for a redeem code for my elite rewards I cannot find it and most of them are sold out.
Kieran
Yeah I got the poster. I had a hiccup this month where the card linked to my patreon account had expired but I updated it a few days later so I don't think that's caused any problems with the susbcription. I got the email about the shirt a few days ago as well.
Ashley Nicollette
Yeah, this is a problem we've heard of. I'm not sure why some people are getting the shirt size option. Did you already receive the poster?
Kieran
On the desktop site and I can't see any option under Settings -> Memberships -> Dungeons and Daddies for selecting a shirt size. Anyone had a problem like this and found the solution?
Dylan Kassovic
2xl
Dylan Kassovic
I should be able to fit these lol just wish there was a 3xl
BeccaTheSniper
^ What they said! Spot for address change but no mention of shirts anywhere in the vicinity
Cassandra Lee
Also just checked about the shirt size, you can update your address but don't see a spot for shirt size
Cassandra Lee
I also just got the email about it!
Ashley Nicollette
I heard if you go to settings, memberships, click view details, then you can edit your shipping address and shirt size. I'm also not sure why you'd be getting the email now, haha!
BeccaTheSniper
Hi! I did look on desktop but the option really isn't there. The poster came a couple weeks ago but I saw in one of the discord chats that this shirt actually won't go out until August so I don't know why I would've gotten the email from patreon lol
Ashley Nicollette
I also believe that this is your Sons & Sonsability poster. This shirt won't ship out until 3 months go by!
Ashley Nicollette
You need to do that on a desktop. We have heard reports that you can't do it on mobile.
BeccaTheSniper
So I got an e-mail from patreon saying this would go out soon and that I can update my desired size in my account under Manage Memberships - there's not a category there to do so though?
Q
I’ve found the same to be true on the mobile web page. Shoot.
The Rambler Stamplers
The email has a link to where you can change your address or membership level, but there’s no where there to change the shirt size. At least not on mobile or the app.
Maxxie
So excited for this! Do you know what the sizes go up to?
Ashley Nicollette
Hey there! Can you double-check your settings? It's possible you either opted out or never entered your mailing address. https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360021279652-Claim-my-exclusive-Patreon-merch-from-a-creator
ihatehxh
omg awesome ! thx for replying <3
Zo Perry
i’ve been a touring level patron since fall of ‘22 and don’t think i’ve ever gotten merch by patreon :(
Jessa Delynn
Thank you Daddies!
Ashley Nicollette
Before the shirt is sent out, you should also receive an email asking you to confirm the shipping address and to select your shirt size.
Robert Davidson
Awesome! Thank you!
Ashley Nicollette
You're not on the right tier to receive this shirt. Unfortunately it's not for sale!
Ashley Nicollette
I believe you can use this guide to check your shipping address! https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360021279652-Claim-my-exclusive-Patreon-merch-from-a-creator Before the shirt is sent out, you should also receive an email asking you to confirm the shipping address and to select a shirt size.
Ashley Nicollette
You'll still get it - just need to wait 3 months after you receive the Sons and Sonsability poster.
Ashley Nicollette
You qualify for it! Congrats :)
Ashley Nicollette
Before the shirt is sent out, I believe you'll receive an email asking you to confirm the shipping address and to enter your shirt size!
Ashley Nicollette
Before the shirt is sent out, I believe you'll receive an email asking you to confirm the shipping address and to enter your shirt size!
Ashley Nicollette
I believe you can use this guide to check! https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360021279652-Claim-my-exclusive-Patreon-merch-from-a-creator Before the shirt is sent out, you should also receive an email asking you to confirm the shipping address and shirt size again.
Ashley Nicollette
If you subscribe annually it must be at either Touring or Elite. But you still qualify even if you subscribe monthly at Touring and Elite!
Lienisaur
Did i give my size when getting touring. I totally goofed and forgot if i did
WaxMan
Bruh, I’ve been a patron for like 2 1/2 years, 1 1/2 were touring level but now I’m only X-EL or whatever. Bummer man. Wish I could just buy it
glen
At a guess; previously I've gotten an email from merch by pattern to check address before they sent anything, I'd assume there'll be an email asking you to give a size in order for them to send anything
Poizin Miharu
So if you subscribe annually on any level or just those 2 levels?
DandolfTheGrey
Same
MuteMouse
I see my address and I have the touring membership, but I don’t see any sections for sizes on the website.
MuteMouse
Okay thank you I’ll have to check on the website, I didn’t see anything on the app!
Dammit Jesi
Try checking under Patreon's settings (I did this on the website, not the app), then selecting "membership." From there I selected my DnDads membership and it had a place to update my address and select a size for the shirt
EmilyIsPimpin
I’m confused hahaha I got this subscription in November can I buy it?
The Rambler Stamplers
I second this question. I’ve found the change of address on Patreon for D&Dads under settings, but can’t find where to change the shirt size.
MuteMouse
I don’t think I’ve ever filled out anything for my size or address when I joined. Where can I do that?
Jessa Delynn
Oh dang I want this!! I pledged before May 2nd ;w;
ihatehxh
it says i've been a touring member since march 2024 so idk if i qualify for this but this is rlly cool i love it !!
Luke Goldstein
I just checked out the website for that game, and it looks insane. The miniatures are beyond cool. I might've used my tax return to buy the whole game, but instead, I had to fix my car so the wheels didn't detach and roll away while driving. Boring...
Maria M
Was desperately hoping the back of this shirt said “not now babe, I’m pondering the orb”
Alexander
I will ponder this...
David Smith
Same is there any way to check?
Robert Davidson
This is absolutely awesome! I'm just worried about what size I had selected when I joined.
Mazzy
Not enough hands
Ryan N.
Very cool! Looking forward to it. And not that I need more stuff, but wasn’t the last merch item a year ago? I thought they were supposed to be every six months.
Teddy Zippy
*nods* 😅 been on the merch tier since maybe near end of the 1st campaign, so it's been forever since I filled that out, so couldn't recall if that was due to info given to Patreon itself or what
Q
Is it possible to change the size and shipping address? I moved and lost weight 😅
Justin Daniels
I believe there's a form you fill out with your shipping info/name/shirt size when you initially join the higher tiers, I can't remember 100% though, I used to be one.
Rémi Maloney
"defenders of NADDPOD" hope there's no trademark dispute xD
Nolan Schoepflin
Okay okay just take my wallet at this point 😅
steak
FR
Adam Ingram
Need a “Ponder the ORB” shirt
Teddy Zippy
Question, with the shirt, would there be a way to note what size would wanted be shipped to Patrons? Or is it at random?
steak
Oh shit??? Not a want, but a need fr
