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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 4 - Crimson Tide

🕑 Added 2024-05-28 23:00:05 +0000 UTC

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Nolan

I love you Buffo Hero of the Hunt played by Ralph Fiennes

evie smeevie

THE AIRBRUSHING IS INSANE

Tony Loch

Will getting to the spot where he was ready to swing like crazy just for the crocodile to shift over slightly. I was rolling

Coleman

I read stone fox

Alex Pierce

Absolutely read Stone Fox in 3rd grade. That ending still sucks with me as one of the saddest things I've ever read

Maddi Day

I don’t feel that way at all. It sounds like they’re a group of really good friends and if you listen to all the content, every single one of them has a “take over the podcast” moment several times. Matt just seems really excited that his friends and fans are into this game he’s invested a lot in.

Ian Francis

Not really. This group is wildly unhinged lmao someone has to keep them at least somewhat in check.

Marbeline

Matt has serious control issues

Oscar Ayala Santos

Happy Will is the cutest thing this episode gave us

Brian Fernandes

They are! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6h1RMN38pV5rhx12iAr9yv

Meow Meow

Can this be put on spotify :(

David Resoluth

Matt’s paintjobs are incredible! 👏🏻

David Resoluth

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a single episode before as I have in this one! Freddies old man voice had me in tears😂 This series is even more nuts than Paul whats-his-nuts!

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

Boofo Prime was originally Mama Daddy and Boofo the Hunter’s daughter but somehow had a daughter with Beth’s character who’s also a woman and now they just refer to them as he. I think they forgot🤷‍♀️

Hapyy

Wow. That image of the knocked down woman piece is, ah… quite provocative.

Sammie Alibasic

IM A REAL STONE FOX ENJOYER

Ellie Stephenson

Trying to keep up to date with the settlement members names (the non OG crew or babies) So far I have Dr Jes, Son UV Boofo, screaming antelope defeater, Orb, Sergio, Joker Baby and Woke Campus Who am I missing?

Maxine Hayes

Okay wait Matt is really talented with painting these things

Jennifer Rose

I'm here for Will's bitterness over the bathos of Screaming Antelope Defeater

Cassandra Heno

This is far and away my favorite thing the Daddies have ever done! It is hilarious and I feel like I'm actually hanging out with my friends. Even if all the Wills die please don't stop!

Zach Silva

I need more of this. Please keep going!

Jiggly Cyanide

This is the best thing ever. Matt's painting is really good too

CIPHER

Been loving kingdom death monster. it's even better hearing mat get so into something please keep it going!.

Yoka

This is not warhammer

Yoka

Listening back to this and figuring out that: Paul is the parent of jimify Christmas and boofo prime was the other parent who Paul killed so poor jimify who’s parent murdered the other

Alex Suciu

The Boofo line is too confusing to think about. Just don’t worry about it 😂

Bishibosh44

What the actual fuck, Orb?

Christian Sanchez

T Dot the Hustler

Just getting around to this episode! Our teacher read Stone Fox in 3rd grade during reading time and I started bawling. She said I could leave the room if I wanted. I think about that book like once a month. Banger move on the old racer to stave off the other ones so the kid could carry his fuckin dead dog across the finish line 🥺

Smaff

I have no idea what’s going on but I love this. I need more boofo in my life!

Sido Hikami

Man we really missed out in sweet James Scrap God

Yoka

I’m confused I thought bootho de pepo was the daughter of bootho of the hunt but then changed their name to bootho prime so all the stuff about father and son was incorrect and then also when the daughter said about the brother right? Or am I wrong? We need a family tree for this show

Yoka

Yeah honestly I want this more then season 3 right now xD

Marcel Cabato

More like Paul Betraydeeznuts

The Real Canadian Morgan Man

Give us more

TristanMB

This game really brings out that “board game night” energy from the dads. It pretty quickly became my favorite side series

Rayopaw

when is the new kdm coming out is been so long

Holland Engele

I accidentally sped up the scene when boofo hero of the hunt and boofo prime are arguing over the final kill and I just thought that yeah. Things are getting pretty heated, everyone is just talking like crazy now. Highly recommend from 1:00:00 to do 1.5x speed lmao

Seansquatch17

Ya I forgot they were touring.

The Shim Sham Man .

Maybe because of the tour?

The Shim Sham Man .

Freddies old man voice may be my new favorite daddies voice

Trevor Thomas

Now I'm worried Boofo, Hero of the hunt will die next year since Paul's the murderer. At least Son of Boofo is still around, so the family lineage won't fall onto Jiminy Christmas

Evan

Plllleeeeaasseeeee morrreeeeeee this game is so fun!!

NJL Productions8314

I know yall have been on tour, but I'm DYING for the next installment of kingdom dad monster. Just tell me this series is sticking around.

Seansquatch17

Why no new episode?!

Joshua Panter

After Doctor Jess and Orb inevitably bed dance, the child should called Sworb.

Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse

I love the way this game allows for new character creation!! Fuck yeah y'all rock for this

hal

funny how this has become my comfort series

Robbie Lowry

Matt it's mentioned you have several expansions. Any chance you could make a guide for folks looking to get the game? Essentials, quality of life extras to buy, recommended expansions etc. Your enthusiasm is infectious 🙂

BörkBörk

I love Orb, so much

GhostBrod

I’ve listened to this series so many times

Seansquatch17

I gotta get this game. It's spendy but I think it might be worth it. Please name somebody Tess Tickle.

Lorelei The Succubi Grinchomancer and Kyra her Dad

I'm showing this mini series to my wife on our travels this week and shes Loving it. If you look at comments for a name please do either myself or her? Lorelei or Kyra. We are fine being used however as long as you don't somehow turn us into republicans

Josh Kerrigan

This is outstanding. I finally signed up for Patreon specifically for this. Also just bought a copy of KDM for my own misadventures.

Rayopaw

inlove these never stop

JD Lowhorn

I hope we get another one soon

Robbie Lowry

I'm loving this! Even though it's a board game it's still really fun to listen to. Can't wait for more!

Addi Penry

@1:21:22 Woke Campus omg

i_choke_on_legos

I’ve already re-listened 3 times. Please make more 🙏. Also Mat your encouraging my bad financial habits

Darryl Holiday II

Freddie needs to never stop being Freddie.

Levi Mock

Finally became a patrion subscriber a few days ago and DAMN! What a gold mine I have been missing out on. I love everything, but this show kicks so much ass. I haven't laughed this much in a while. Big shout outs to Will and his bad luck characters. Some of my favorites.

Jamie Santiago

It’s been almost two weeks since this came out.. and I think about Matt’s “he-heh” wink at 47:43 at least once a day…

Ryderius

Stone Fox crowd represent

Josh Fernands

Really enjoying this series!

Anibelle Brott

The change in theme song threw me off a little. I have such a love for this series.

James Sutherland

This is honestly becoming one of my favorite ones so far Matt as "DM" is an experience we've needed since the beginning it has Ron and Darrel with Doug's family vibes for sure.

Brent A

The character sheets should be made of rice paper so the fallen can be divided and consumed as foretold.

Matthew Hasenauer

The crowd yearns for more kingdom Beth monster

GrassCobra

Best series yet. Can’t wait for more. Makes me want to purchase the game. Gonna check it out during the Black Friday sales everyone online says they do. I’ve been wanting a board game like this. Thanks for the episodes and I hope Will can survive one year lol.

Esme Singer

I loved Sone fox as a kid!! I instantly knew you were referring to searchlight’s heart exploding :((

TCasagni

Please never stop making this

Tony Swagman

I feel like Will dies every episode lol

Thorbjørn Pihl

Damn Will’s Cake pull went hard af

Coda (in sensitivity training) Blaze

Will experiencing some genuine bleed this session. Bro you ok?

Toasty

We know Freddie is going to this literally every game. They have to expect it by now haha

Toasty

Even the print your own price is nuts

Toasty

“We should’ve been artists,” are such badass last words. Damn Will

hal

so boofo hero of the hunt is sending out his kids to do chores for some limited tv time... even this series returns to dad roleplay content

Kerry Wilson

My husband and I choked at Sweet James. We’ve been making jokes about those billboards for years.

Matthew Hayden

"Grim dark fantasy has never been sillier" - IGN, probably

Clymore

Would it be possible to get 2 of these a month? I love this series!

Jaime Timesamillion

🎵 99 finger spines go byyy

Filthy Guppy

“One hop this this time” had me screaming 💀

Caleb Jay

Hey if you feel like inviting some of us lmao I looked at the price and my wallet decided against getting it

Will Dotson

I love the main series, been listening since it started, but this series might be some of my favorite episodes so far! Ended up getting the game to try myself after listening

BrianLeFev

Need a downvote button for this slander 😂

Noelle Bartley

Love love love this series! Keep relistening each new episode!

HogeyBear

I can't count how many times i've replayed the first 5 minutes of this.

Tinyhumanbrain76

I told star wars 😂😂😂

Tinyhumanbrain76

The “bloodletting” in micky mouse voice almost made me spit out my drink

Cianan

Not even 5 min in and Freddie has me dying 💀

Dallas West

This has quickly become a favorite series of mine!!!

Daniel Atkinson

Superb series and likely the closest I will ever get to this beautiful mess of a game.

Lewis H

This series is absolutely fantastic. Please don't stop!

Lily M.

I love this idea of you guys describing the monster and having us draw it!

Tomas Werner

This series is so incredible it has made me consider spending over 400 euros on a board game

Stormy Dawn

I LOVE this series! Please keep it going!!

Tinyhumanbrain76

Its so funny tbh

Tinyhumanbrain76

Wills luck 😂😂 lmaoo omg L

Ashley Nicollette

flawless recovery

Gurpgork Baksheesh

New here, don’t they have two murder skulls now?

ChamorroJesus671

Bruh.. Beth saying fuck sesh in that messed up voice made my silk pants tight as heck.. lmfao

t-birthofsin

pour one out for Will this episode 😔 rip

withinmyself

Pulled up to Walmart with my window down right when Freddy says, "alright I'm gonna spread feces all over myself" and someone was walking by my car and I caught their confused eye to which I just said, "it's a podcast" then put the car in reverse and left

bellicorn1

Call me biased but I think Matt's figures look amazing

Savon Thompson

Please never stop kingdom dad monster!!

Oh Lordii

I wonder how Matt feels planning the whole game out, just for Freddie to be the main character.

Peydon Bush

This is first campaign quality

TJ Middleton

I could listen to a full season of this series. My favorite side content yet

Cass

I could be wrong, but I get the vibe that there were some bong rip noises being edited out of this one 😂

Curtis Burns

Vote for orb !

Tsunny Boi

This is a bit off topic but Matt’s love for grotesque abominations as he describes the gator is amazing . I know that Matt enjoys Cronenberg style effects but does anyone know if they ever mention Peter Jackson and his Camp horror like Braindead/dead-alive?

Namedafterabook

The music from The Mist behind this is perfection

Rebecca

please tell Beth May I appreciate her My Immortal reference

UrdnotVick

Love this series.. Although, i am a little disappointed no one made a Diablo reference.

sven sven

Pour one out for Screaming Antelope

Ethan

Freddie’s old guy voice is incredible

Alessandro Mognoni

Holy shit Matt, that's 'Eavy Metal level of painting skills! Please, PLEASE do something GW-related. A whole Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay or even a Mordheim campaign with your miniatures could be a hit

Kass N.

Beth I can't believe you made me remember I read Stone Fox and was devastated by it!

the slunch

“you’re food now” is crazy💀

Ellen H.

Are we renaming this series “Everyone vs. Freddie” 😂

Gabi El-Massri

“Death count for cutie” WHAT A PUN

Matt Bond

Beth. You killed me with that reference. It was buried!

Ryan

Yeeees!

Ian Hamilton

“Crimson”

Jem

Beth unlocked a CORE MEMORY with that Stone Fox reference!

Jim McAllister

ALL PRAISE BOOFO, HERO OF THE HUNT

Verag

Anthony's reaction to Boofo Dying was hilarious hahahah. Love this series!!

gilmobb

this is literally my favorite series - what a perfect mass of their improv and fun

Stefanie Wang

Loving this series and honestly waited all month for more. Please keep playing this 🙏 this is one of those awesome games that no matter how good I know I would never have the time to play personally, so hearing yall (a group with incalculable combined silly and goofy energy) is perfection

Ari Cohen

I really want Boofo to give birth to the messiah

Brandon Bicknell

Love this series and love Freddy... but about to voice an unpopular opinion, but I'm ready for the Boofo bloodline to be cleansed from that realm

Ashley Marion Biehl

Beth why did you make me think about “My Immortal” in the year 2024

WickedChild95

Freddie actually is the mc, its everybody else who doesn't know it.

Andrew

I feel spoiled with this. Need more. Shut up and take my money.

Emma Huckstadt

Stone Fox is the first story I remember sobbing about in second grade while reading it in class.

Arowe

Honestly my favorite miniseries so far

Benjamin Senior

So good! keep playing!

JusticeG

I’m listening to this at work and had to shut my door because I’m laughing so much. Great job! Loving this series!

ElliotGrapeEater

no he knows, the bit of his characters is that they always are full of themselves

Jay M

can’t afford this game so have to settle for listening to the epic telling of these tales XD LOVE THIS so much

Troy Schuler

Wow you can’t even be Will anymore, because of Woke.

Arkole Blake

Made even more funny by the fact that Sonof Buffo was created from one of the first 10 , and is not actually a descendant of ‘hero’ Buffo. :).

Az law

This is fantastic please keep this going

Iris Somera

ITS MIDNIGHT AND I HAVE A 9AM MEETING TOMORROW BUT I JUST SAW THIS WAS UP! Who needs sleep!? 😬

smeeth

The editing on Matt's seductive giggles was so funny 🤣

Hydra465

Freddie always puts 100% enthusiasm into his own bits for an audience of only himself. Truly an inspiration!

Jolene Roberts

Matt, you really snapped with this mini!

Gvnnerisdead No

I love this series but my only complaint is the same one I always have that I wish Freddy would just learn already he’s not the main character

Jamie Burke

Beth ripped the memory of stone heart somewhere from the deep recesses of my MIND bro

Azak

Lets goo! Can't wait for my next shift to listen to them all in my grader🤓

Eric Willey

The paint job on the minis looks really good.

Mason Gauden

I love this lol

Gmork

Enjoying this so much.

Stuart Gresham

Yes I am so glad you are continuing this series it is awesome

J.K.Migraine

That last man standing joke deserves a lot more credit than it got 😂

Bailey Shelton

Was listening to this with headphones in and one of my AirPods died right when Freddy said “oh we’ll be over here” at 1h27min; thought it was an edited in joke and now I wish it was lmao

James Arbogast

I want a T shirt with Tim Allen's face on it that just says "terrified apathy"

James Arbogast

They are for sure high as shit this episode.

SonOfABoofo

Welcom to buffos and co, the greatest sitcom of all time

Bam Nordentoft

That STONE FOX pull

Harvie Taylor

Let’s gooooo

Kacey

I love it when Matt and Freddie argue like brothers 🤣 you can really feel the love lmfao!

Unintentionally EDGY

Finally!!!!!!

Matt Albrinck

I need video for the next session like they had in the Lego Episode!

SwoopDoesntKnow

Stone heart sounds vaguely familiar

Peter Blenski

So…is Paul wearing Beth’s skull on top of the other skull?? Like a “Caps for Sale” situation? Or do they switch off on which one they’re wearing??

Ryan Freeman

I look forward to every episode of Kingdom Dad Monster

Hunter Lewis

I can honestly say this is my favorite thing to listen to right now.

Spencer Powell

Beth always has the funniest characters lmao

Alex Suciu

OH MY GOSH HUH??? YES!!!

Heather VP

I went home for Christmas this past year and I found stone fox in my old bedroom. I opened the book, skimmed the last few pages, burst into tears, then went downstairs for dinner. A universal experience, I assume.