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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole

🕑 Added 2024-09-10 16:00:11 +0000 UTC

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Jye Hampton

I think it would've been amusing if Tony wished to turn back into a cat

Nolan

“There are often many right answers but that doesn’t mean there are no wrong answers.” - Kelsey Grammar 👌🏼

Athena Cloud

jurassic world is NOTTT better than jurassic park 😭

Ko Cortex

This is my second listen through (y’all keep me so focused while working! Ty!!) and at this point in the season the first time I was soooo frustrated with Tony but Matt saying “let me ask you something as a friend” was so fckn funny and this second time thru has been nothing but laughs. I love this system and story sm.

ADoubleEgg

MBIC of the crew going on a ghost hunt when?

mandy

Will said to “absorb water “ right before saying “absorb water and minerals”

Arnar

or even America, Army, Activities

Arnar

It is simple, all info can be listed under A for America

Drclaw

. I'm mm my

Drclaw

j. 3u

Joel Kent

Goat blooper

dickaxe

That joke slid in so subtly in the background, I had to go back and relisten to make sure I had actually heard that right

dickaxe

Girl with a pearl necklace 😂😂😂 oh my god my abdomen hurts from laughing

Ida Jonsson

I love this podcast, but God damnit it's confusing this season...

Keith Rodriguez

I just wanna no who did the ‘please please no’ and then that perfect scream around 11:42

Dugald Macdougall

When Kelsey punched the shambler I was waiting for the quote 'welcome to Earth' from Independence Day. 😅

Nora Hopeless

Damnit Anthony! He reminded me of my least favorite word when they were talking about Gerald's game 🤢

Ac3sH1gh

To answer Matt’s questions at 1:34:48, Archivist (also you shouldn’t handle materials with white gloves you reduce tactile sensitivity)

Chris Winnek

#KillTony

Chris Winnek

KILL. TONY. 😂

Devin

I would pay to watch a production of the cast doing an actual ghost hunt in a haunted location

Staten Island Jimmy

Yeah I thought he would go full Druid wild shape.

Running Ryden

Probably. But, you can head over to Maxton’s Bandcamp page and buy the song right now (for a price you specify)! https://maxtonwaller.bandcamp.com/track/a-hole-in-the-stars

Millyburn

Tony should've turned back into a cat. Smaller and lands on his feet with minimal damage

Jenny Robinson

White gloves actually do more damage to historical books, so they’re not really used in archives anymore. So Kelsey was right. Conservation does indeed start with C

Dj Travioli

I fully imagined his leg casts got stuck,

Lucy Schalz

I mean he tried to kill a kid this episode soooooo I would say he’s pretty bad

Tiny

They really are. Sure Tony's not the greatest person but they don't have to be so mean

Alexander Vazquez

They are being so mean to Tony.

Nancybabich

I feel like Matt's the main character this season in a very effortless way, and without diminshing any other player. I felt the same way about Will in the first season, and Beth in the second. This just keeps getting better, I feel like I'm starving between episodes lately!

Samuels Siblings

Are we going to have to wait until close of season to get 'A Hole in the Stars' posted to Spotify like the rest of the tunes? I cannot overstate how hard Maxton popped off with this one and I need it on every playlist.

Isis

As a ninth grader I got everything wrong :)

Patrick T

Great episode

barry blue jeans

And then he turns back into a man on his friends 50th birthday!

Luna Luna

You should have had Tony roll luck to see which room he fell into

ShannyKrik

Thank you!

David Resoluth

This episode is one of the best so far! Been laughing so hard I couldn’t keep myself standing! 😂 How do they become better and better all the time?! These guys are amazing! Love you!❤️

Smattenhove

Beth, how are we feeling about the new Why? album?

KayTissleeping

It make sense why Tucker works at "inventor." The Trout house could be connected through their basement.

Om_Patel

Would like to point out that handling books with gloves is actually worse than just bare hands that are clean and dry

Cristian Reyes

Matt says, "If Poison Ivy is at the Empire State Building then who's on her Chaturbate?"

Himbo

as a Nebraska resident it always catches me off guard when you bring it up

Creekie05

Does anyone else mike lagoobrian from meet the Robinsons. The man in the bowler hat if you will

Holland Engele

I literally did a spit take when Will described the rat climbing up the shaft and Freddie said "HOW?"

L1bbe

Yo I wanna hear more Ghost Bros!!

Talia B.E.

I wonder if that's what Will had set up for him! But maybe Will thought of something better hahah

Talia B.E.

I am also completely lost

KingerWasHere

Love Freddie, can't relisten to the body horror lol

Drednot

No freddie, not 1d6+1d3. 1d6+3

Halophyte

Hmm so the 3rd reich contacted eldritch horrors...Anybody else want a Scam Likely sabotaging the german war effort side story?

TwoJayZees

Apparently they were just riffing a bunch of batman stuff and that's how that came about

Fey001

I want to go so badly to the show in Berlin 😭

Shane Lee

Chatterbate is a camgirl site where models stream videos of them stripping, and the thing Matt said I think is from the perspective of Batman realizing he hasn't been watching poison ivy strip implying clay face snuck into poison Ivy's lair, put on her skimpy outfit, logged onto her chatterbate and started stripping

ShannyKrik

What does it mean?

ShannyKrik

Can someone explain the poison ivy chaterbate joke?

Luna Luna

I thought I was still on the uncuts during that intro

Oliver

Funniest fucking intro guys

Andrew

every time its been freddie’s fault tbh, will let him use magic powers and his solution was to become unstuck so he could fall headfirst 😭 then he rolled to zerp hitpoints and became unconscious… while in the building full of evil cultists. what else would have happened to him besides what will did?

Andrew

he rounded

Alex

Is it a reference to something?

Jimothy

Looking forward to the Dublin crowd's reaction if Freddie lumps it in with the UK like he does in the outro...

Astro Ray

A what now ?

Wade Wilson

All the 5th graders listening to this finally getting a few references

DungeonBrat

I cannot believe that Beth missed the opportunity when Trudy went insane to revert into Cheezoid

ShannyKrik

Anthony’s little “NOBODY expects the - “ ….

Austin Robinson

Loving the bonus art lately. Such a cool addition to each episode.

Devin Willie

damnit

Fairly_Fairy

I swore Tony was going to turn back into a cat so he could be small and land on his feet

Miguel Angel Pena

The Buzzfeed Unsolved parody in the intro lmaooo

Chris Iron

Aah, I can't hear or understand neither Matt or Anthony in the after credits blooper! Anthony's laugh is the best though. Such pure joy.

Lika Valair

As a junior in college majoring in horticulture production and minoring in plant pathology. I'm obsessed with the mispronunciation of phloem. Good job on the quiz!

Seth

I inch closer to my predictions coming true….

Laeticia

I don't know how I didn't see that ending coming, like duh, but I completely forgot about it!!

Marc Wasserman

Matt.....1 inch is not 10% of 1 foot....there are 12 inches in a foot.....1" is 8.33% of 1 foot

Madison

Came here to say this ahahaha

CopperKnight

Cant believe Will is edging us with killing Tony

MaddoxJesus

Hey Will, I love you and you’re doing great! But this is now the third time you’ve given ways out to Freddy, just to fuck him over in the next scene.. if you want Tony Colette to die, just say so, instead of trying to make the dice be the bad guy😬

Halophyte

Yes!!! I had the same thought. You know that fact about them where they die if they fall 6-7 stories but land on their feet if it's 1-5 or greater than 8?? It was something like that. Something about air resistance kicking in. It's like the perfect pedantic freddy fact to this air vent situation.

Halophyte

YES "I WAS OUTTT!!!!! NNNYYAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH" lives rent free in my head

Halophyte

This cell wall bullshit again I had to spend 5 thousand dollars taking microbiology AGAIN because 5% of my grade was 1 exam question asking what would happen if you injected the wrong blood type into a dog and my answer was completely correct except I said cell wall instead of plasma membrane. Taking it a 2nd time with a new professor, during lecture he REGULARLY referred to the PLASMA MEMBRANE as a CELL WALL because we are COLLOQUIAL CREATURES GODDAMMIT

Ace Hutson

JOSEPH JOSEPH ABRAMS? THIS IS THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE OTHER SEASONS?

Nathan Breeden

This is exactly the kind of pulpy fun I was hoping for from this season! Best episode so far

dog pockets

I would listen to an entire season of Ghost Bros. that was so good I got like angry

Barf Drinker

Where is my 40k special…. I’m waiting Matt >:(

Thomas Jones

Just finished the episode. I really like this season

Bob Thomas

This is the absolute best intro! Spot on rendition of a c grade ghost hunter tv show.

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Will Tony Collette the whole episode come up with something creative is such great dming 🔥🔥

Jared Knight

I also just envision Tony as one of those clearly fake limp bodies in movies.

mateo P

Ill add it here. One of the questions is weong. Dna codes for mRNA which in turn gets translated into a protein. If you answered DNA codes for a protein even in 9th grade youd get it wrong (at least for my HS)

mateo P

Hell yeah fuck u guys my degree actually means smth

Jared Knight

I really like the additional drawings per episode.

Jamie Burke

Once again an absolute banger dads

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

So excited for the Beth dm one shot!

Christopher Campbell

I absolutely love how everyone else is having an adventure and piecing together that’s going on, meanwhile Tony is just always on deaths door in some random ass area.

Nick Morrison

tony should have turned into a cat

Thomas Jones

I loved the little quiz

KatWarlock

The intro has me cackling! Give brig Ghost Adventures vibes

Shane Lee

That is the damn funniest blooper outro I've ever heard out of this show it caught me completely by surprise I just about choked on my own spit

Xyta Midnyte

Thank you! I thought I was losing my mind as I sat there thinking; 'Wait whut? ...no?'

Matthew Moore

The blooper made me cry laugh and my coworkers thought something was wrong 😂😂

mateo P

I was so excited with my bio degree to know more than u guys and combines u knew it all (i have not finished the sequence)

Noah Fields

Never thought I'd grow tired of Freddy ending each episode in mortal peril lol

mateo P

Another rat friend for a freddie character? Id have two nickels

Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse

The Batman and Alfred bit made me die laughing hehehe

Brandon Curtis

How don’t know how good rats are at climbing, but I have seen a squirrel scale the side of a flat concrete building with no visible handholds, straight up about 120ft, and onto the roof. I would imagine of a squirrel can do that then a rat could probably scale the inside of a vent

Andie

The next episode comes out on my birthday ^.^

Sinful Melody

Truly love this episode guys! Great work to everyone, and Will is doing a fantastic job of running Call of Cthulhu! Love your work! 💜💜💜

Luna Umber

I love Tony, but I keep hoping they’ll kill him off and Freddy can play Kelsey’s dead brother or something

Erick

Did Will forget that the Group is a bunch of nerds? And that Beth was Valedictorian of her HS?? Of COURSE they were gonna ace that Bio quiz lol. Google shouldn't have even been an option

Arowe

I tried to listen while falling asleep last night and the intro is the perfect mix or kinda creepy to a chuckle at the end

Cody Thompson

That blooper is why I love this group 🤣🤣

Fixed 211

God that blooper had me rolling!!!!

Elsa (Ness)

"I can't give her the pearl necklace like I want" ANTHONY OMG-

Connor Reemts

Hansel, gretel, a robot, and the man-cat that refuses to die

Chantelle Black

Yo why is Doug here? 😂

Eric Willey

Apologies, but I am professionally obligated to say that the white gloves when handling a rare book thing is almost always untrue. If you wear gloves you lose a lot of sensation in your fingertips, and are more likely to accidentally rip a page because you can't feel the paper starting to tear. Wash (with soap) and dry your hands before handling to get rid of the oil on your skin, and forget the gloves. Thank you for listening to my pedantic white glove rare books PSA.

Xwelldo

I don't get the blooper, but I'm glad they had fun.

Daisy Terry

Okay update I got distracted and wrote a song about the episode and now it's 3:30 am but I'm back

Anna

Was so excited to listen to this episode on my way home from teaching high schoolers all day to forget that half of the country thinks I’m an idiot trying to indoctrinate their kids. And then Matt. I listened to true crime instead lol

Molly Sorensen

Side note, I am loving these longer length episodes!

Kyle Oldham

Anthony loves characters like Grant that worry they may be sociopathic in some capacity. Not a complaint, just an observation

Namedafterabook

Occult nazi shit is always fucking excellent. Hellboy reference soon please

Mmmbop

Ah I see this is one of those James=Santiago situations. Thx got it 🙏

Rogzilla

That’s actually just the Spanish form of William. So you could call the director of Pan’s Labyrinth “Bill del Toro”. 🤪

Bishibosh44

One of the best intros you've ever done.

Rogzilla

I am waiting for the “I WAS FUCKING OUT ANTHONY!!” for Tony. You know it’s coming.

Daisy Terry

Please Will I'm begging you to bring the ogs back cookie is better than any other character in this show

Daisy Terry

Holy shit is Arlo like a cyborg dog evolved from the same kind as fetch quest or am I tripping? Smell?? Very fast???

Namedafterabook

Glenn prison vibes

Daisy Terry

Sorry for shouting I was hungry

Patrick Morris

I really need them to remember they can push rolls. I feel like that's such a big part of this game that they just keep ignoring

Collin Hoepf

I have said it a million times and I will say it again Matt mvp holy shit

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

Ok but I’m kinda waiting for Tony to finally die…

Daisy Terry

AND THE INTRO?? FUCK YEAH LIFE IS FUCKING GREAT

Daisy Terry

HELL YEAH NEW EPISODE AFTER I FORGOT WHAT A FUCKING TREAT BRO I LOVE YOU GUYS

Mize

THE INTRO fucking incredible holy shit

MancerMancer

Great to episode! Can’t wait to listen to the Peach Pit on this one

The Overthinker

Freddy's ability to unfuck a situation, and then re-fuck a situation by trying to unfuck what was already unfucked, second to none. Never change Freddy.

Goomply

THERE BE TREASURE!!!!!

Mmmbop

So was Will's middle name that got bleeped out in a previous episode actually Guillermo?

Ashley Marion Biehl

Why does Pennywise!Tony have an Irish accent?

Beck

Still waiting for a “Trudy gets her wires crossed” peachy fact joke

Beck

This episode is so long I’m so excited to listen

Devin Willie

27 minutes in, praying for a resolution to the multi-episode split party.

Cianan

The sound design in that into tho 🤌 but it was Will’s voice saying “sus” that really sold the whole YouTuber ghost hunter character 😂

Halophyte

I love Beth's new Harried-Podcaster character she plays in the intro. Recognizable by the catchphrase "hey, fuck you, man"

Rargona

We really gotta find a punctuation mark for this Tony thing.

Louis Frohock

Okay but who else wants an entire YouTube series of the daddies ghost hunting now….

Adam Lalik

“10% of a foot is an inch” he said, confidently.

J.S.

Remember, Tony has a Heart of Gold, y’all.

Ethan

Easily a top 3 all time blooper at the end

Noah Fields

Damn that twist though

Boñes

Love the art for the episode!

Charlie

10% of a foot is not an inch Matt

Tony Swagman

Does this mean Reggie had a kid while in high school?

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Yessss long episode ❤️🔥❤️🔥💰

james carter

Always impressed by the sound design.

joah asher

i love the official art for episodes! is this something that you guys are gonna keep doing?

AIELIF

My god I love this season

ADoubleEgg

THE FUCKING LORE IN THIS EPISODE?!?! Godamn Will is killing this season. So excited to see where this season goes

TwoJayZees

Omg so happy the episode is 2hrs long! I just need more daddies always

I don't know man

Losing it at the intro bit, you guys really nailed the paranormal YouTuber vibes

GhostBrod

I’m only 22 mins in and already this is like one of the funniest episodes

ChooChooCharlie

As a Nebraskan I feel so proud being represented in this season

AshAmed08

Love this episode of Francis with his two moms and also a guy getting lubricated with blood to escape an airshaft

RayneCloudMC

I love you Tony you got this

Bone Family Creations

Loving the cover art for this episode it is amazing Trudy is so creepy I love it

Matty Major

Anthony as a player is so good. He is ready for ANYTHING.

Noah Fields

yAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS MORE AAAAAAAAAAAART aag

chris Mcgrew

Lets go daddies!👏👏👏👏👏

Colby Wood

long episode at work lfg

The Coolest Dude Dave

I love soda

Nathan Sharpe

2 hours? Sick

FusRohNahSon

legit so invested in that intro

Riley Primus

Me: I’m just gonna check on dungeons and daddies but I don’t think there’s a new ep the ep: *dropped right then and there*

Stephen Heffernan

Let’s gooo! So excited

Christopher lacomba

Let's gooooooo

AshAmed08

Yeyyy, long episode🤭🤭🤭

Hunter Gullickson

Hell yeah 👍

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