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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 6 - Go Woke, Gorm Broke
🕑 Added 2024-08-27 16:00:11 +0000 UTCThe Butcher’s bill was high indeed. Over a third of Nad Pod was killed last year, and yet, the settlement lives on. The new leader, Woke Campus, sends 5 survivors to hunt another Gorm. He is hoping for an easy hunt, a bit of breathing room, as he settles in and crafts Nad Pod to his whim.
The settlement lost more than it gained. Nothing but a butcher’s skull, and 5 new corpses.
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THE MONSTER
It’s gorm time again. He is still gross, and still scary. Well, this is a different gorm. But all gorms are gross and scary.
But no monster is as scary as watching William Campos manhandle your miniatures.
Look at this! 2 miniatures he’s broken.
THE SETTLEMENT PHASE
Finally we got some time to bone down, make some new survivors and get some new innovations.
Here is the creepy art for the Phoenix’s father.
And next episode, we hunt THE PHOENIX!
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Comments
Mikael Fox
beth out here REPRESENTING
Drake Nuzzo
"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Boofo was made..."
IllustriousNobody
legs benedict fucked their own mom (orbson) and had grubhub😭😭
Sierra
Also I love how they added suckling the leaders nipples, which is actually very accurate to ancient viking culture. In the "bog bodies" that have been resurfacing around the UK you can see overthrown leaders have their nipples cut off because that was their sign of power over others, as underlings had to kiss or suck his nipples as a form of submission. So...... great minds think alike? 💀
David ortega
Nooo Peachyville is fun
Bramblin’ Man
None of these words are in the Bible.
Emalee Russell
MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN
Claire Wilson
The cackle I let out at 34:20 was tremendous, and the continued laugh at none of the guys getting it was even better.
caleb williams
This series is great would really enjoy more!
George
The arm came off because -1 accuracy WILL DID NOTHING WRONG
Running Ryden
I think there will be more! Maybe one in November. Or January if they let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.
Running Ryden
I think it’s merely a question of when it will return, not if. Worry not! Now that the tours are over, and Dadhammer has been recorded and edited, we will probably get a new episode in November. Or January if they decide to let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.
caesar tovar
This is the real season 3 as far as I’m concerned
Zoltan
Will there be more episodes of this? Also, I'm a new patreon supporter, and I can't seem to link to the discord. I'm on mobile and so no "more" option in settings to link patreon to discord.
IntStackedIdiot
I am obsessed with this, don’t let the series die! 😩
Caleb Jud
"like a toddler trying to pick up cold fish from the table" such a specific and accurate descriptions haha
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
Really hope we get a Chambawamba cold open for KDM
Caleb Jud
I think more got delayed by the European Tour
Makoto Devolin
can’t wait to hear roy orb-son sing Oh Pretty Boofo
Franco Rivas
I can’t wait for the next episode!!!
Delydia
Love this series!! I think Babe Mua’Dep is also a grandchild of Boofo, Hero of the hunt— Boofo, Hero of the Hunt and Dr Gess had Dark Brandon (previously Sleepy Joe) who then did the Bed Dance with Paul Atredeez Nutz and had Babe
Breeb
I love when Beth talks nonsense that makes perfect sense to me and yet the guys miss the joke completely. 💖
Gabby Rago
“Promise you’ll stop for me 😔” absolutely killed me and the guys not understanding killed me even more 😂
Eduardo da Silva Pires
is it over?
Ian Lies
So sad this is over, this is the main reason I subscribed ☺️
Taylor Johnson
This is great. This is what got me to sub. More please!
Alex 9j
Can we get more, please!
JT
Hard to follow but I AM HERE for the MGS references. 9/10 would recommend.
Dash_ofPepper
It's a joke about SH scars, normally a girl's fictional character bf would see her SH scars and ask her to stop for him. But it's morphed over time to be about unrelated bloody things/scars, as a joke.
Rebecca
It's OK Beth, I'm laughing at your obscure 2013 tumblr references
Valde c
Can you explain it to me? I tried looking it up and can’t figure out what she’s on about. I think I got it after it became a meme but can’t find the source
Lindy Lou
Wild how much incest happened in this episode 😂
Devon Willingham
Every Christmas from when I was liek 8-13 my gramps gave me pod. I think some of my cousins still get it for Christmas.
Satin Pistol
Hitting the Gorm not ooonce, not twiiiice, but as many times as I liiiiike.
Cassie Muldrow
Bod Body Spray is still available! You can choose from scents such as: Black, Blue Surf, Ripped Abs, Most Wanted, Blue Musk, Men's Reserve, Fresh Guy, and Iconic.
Demetri
“I wanted to make it clip clop” -Will campos
SwoopDoesntKnow
The whole will breaking the miniature killed me, I was dying laughing
Ty Saunders
Love these play through. Please keep doing these
Pedro Machado Figueira
This series made me back up this patreon and it is worth every penny
kt
Similar but playing irl game, we got wiped.
James Brown
The silence during Beth’s joke is so loud
Kayla North
Paying for Patreon is worth it just for this series!
Devan Kranz
I love this series. Please keep it going!
Vikki Venom
Beth's tumblr joke was a hit, can confirm as an ex tumblr girly
Creekie05
Isn’t jimminy Christmas the child of sonofboofo and Beth’s gorm defeater?
Quentin Smith
smithdox on tiktok
Andreas Tysland
Norway still got surge but we call it urge
Keith Rodriguez
Am I the only one that loves the crisp sound of Matt drawing a card?
Dylan Yuste
"Do you want to fuck old feathers?" I'm fucking dying. 😂😭
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
I loved the episode it's just that everyone seemed off in a way nothing bad. I love everything they do.
AutumnFacts
I had a ton of fun with this ep personally, but it was definitely the goofiest by far. The whole cast had the sillies big time and I think the easy gorm redux fight made it a little less high stakes. Again I loved it, but I can totally see how it feels like something of an outlier. Don't feel bad if it wasn't the same vibe for you!
AutumnFacts
Honestly I appreciate this prospective from someone who has played Kindgom Death Monster! I've never played myself, so I didn't even think about that!
Ari Cohen
Oh yeah
Cammy
Beth is like blazed out of her mind during this episode right
Pamphleteer
Matt confidently declaring "she's got cake" rather than "she's caked up" knocked me tf out
Krryptiid
The Gorm-rapping bit made my brain feel like a lawnmower that didn’t want to start
Bill Washington
Men men men
Bishibosh44
Ah, good. Madness.
Mark Fizzy
Babe.
Andrew
The best one so far.
Bronto Crushrock
Beth must’ve had a good edible before this recording started 🤣
AutumnBeFallin
THE CHEST AND CHECKERS REFERENCE IM DEAD
Joshua Panter
is orb’s son’s first name roy? i’ll see my self out, thank you.
dillon ponton
But close there with the -lightning, might have to do another yt apology
Jenica
Beth is the funniest person on this podcast but her humor is so chronically online that these video game dweebs don't understand. Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
Robert Kitchen
Did you guys mean to skip armored strangers and go on to the feather? Just wondering, because I bought the simulator with a friend because of this podcast and we got hit with plague, then armored strangers and it was brutal.
Jasper Hulme
I also just realised Beth was probably thinking of Buffy and Angel with the Gorm's death, or at least I was from her description lmao
Thomas Webb
Always be consenting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
moooses
My phone bugged out and crashed the site at the delayed gratification joke, really elevated it
Jill Klatt
Beth representing the tumblr girlies as always. But promise you won’t stop…for me..
SynapticWyrm
Paint paint men men men
Jarred baker
The new gorm noises sound like the Pikmin Cow Slug (raging bloyster) boss. Super hilarious
Holger Andersson
I love the energy during these episodes ❤️
BörkBörk
Babe!
BörkBörk
Fuck yes
Arie
Leggs is great
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
Facts
Taylor D
Bc you forgot to take your meds ❤️
Jeremy Cook
I love when they all slip into Snake voice. It's one of my favorite recurring bits.
Gage
So monogamy gives you post hunt clarity?
Gage
Frolicking ball sack! fucking wild🤣🤣
YoMomma_KnowsBerry
Why did this episode feel off?
mandy
Will: Have you considered expanding your services to an area that i could potentially offer? *fart noise* Will: i see
Kayden Pierce
Yeah I tried finding it this morning but its not there yet :(
Zack Bochman
did the episode ever drop? I don't see it in my timeline.
Bjørn W Westblad
Babe!?!
Jose Thomason
BABE!
Bjørn W Westblad
Babe?!
Bjørn W Westblad
Babe!?
Bjørn W Westblad
Babe!!
Bjørn W Westblad
BABE!
Jasper Hulme
PROMISE YOULL STOP FOR ME TOOK ME THE HELL OUT
Robert Kitchen
This has been the most anticipated piece of media for me for the last two months lol. I can't wait!
Chris Blalock
I need more of this.
Jose Thomason
YES A NEW EPISODE!
ShannyKrik
Legal puns: A+ Will
ShannyKrik
🤦🏻♀️ Backstrap is muscle along the spine, where you get a ribeye steak. Not a fajita flank steak
Bassbone98
Everytime they said Men, I think of the Two and A Half men theme. Please tell I'm not the only one....
SonOfABoofo
Mennnnnnnnnnnnn
BT Bishop
This episode had me in tears like three separate times jesus christ
Jamie Burke
oh hey thanks i stole them from the president
SJ Faubert
I like your shoelaces!
Tyler Cowell
Was going to say the same thing. It's unhinged and fantastic
Namedafterabook
Sounds like a mix of the Thing and the bear from annihilation. I hate it, thanks!
Peachy
As a long time Chowder fan I’m sad the show didn’t get the shoutout it deserved.
Chillycheesedogs
Beth's commitment to the long legs joke had me dying I haven't even seen the movie lmao 🤣
James Medina
I'm I'm love with this series btw
Dan Lott
Men! Men! Men!
Eric. C
Man the long legs references were so good. Can't wait for the deadpool and wolverine references since I know that its definitely one of the most best movie.
sybillium4
If it can be critical wounded then yes. Not all HL can be critical wounded even with a crit though
Gmork
Men! Men! Men!
joah asher
we need these more often
Emma Coulthurst
Please don't stop, Beth, for me xx
Dan Lott
Men men men
sybillium4
You guys are using bow mastery without anyone hitting 10 xp in its use
ADoubleEgg
Yall ever get blamed by your dad's for their feather watching habits or was that just me?
BigNovaKane
Men! Men! Men! Men!
Decius Terra
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Crits cancel out reactions on HL?
Jamie Burke
2013 tumblr girlies? *blows dust off of galaxy leggings* ive been summoned
Ben Monteith
Dont worry Beth, I got it
Poizin Miharu
Yesssssssss! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!
Ferrari
This series is so dope!! 🔥 new patreon here, this is exactly what I came here for, thanks guys!!
Panda_Dork
This might be my favorite series you guys have done! Thank you so much!
Charlie
Will with the deep bod pull
xatlern
When Will said "consigliere" I heard "cuntsigliere," as in a consigliere who is serving cunt. Which absolutely sounds like a name y'all would grant to one of these characters 😂
Kay M. C.
2013 Tumblr girlie here. We’re here for you, Beth 🤣
Natural Dragon
Woo!!! I just finished the 5th episode so happy to see this posted
Josh Perry
So excited there is a new one!!!
Creekie05
Also how is will the one that gets housed every game
InsomniacArrest
Already losing my shit over competitive making out
Creekie05
Didn’t will break the other figure last game too? Or was that Matt
Gurpgork Baksheesh
NADDPOD ABC BDSM
James Moretti
...now it's a BDSM podcast 🤣
Gurpgork Baksheesh
Great, this podcast is now illegal in Utah because of a feather.
Creekie05
But I love this whole cast.
Creekie05
Well Legolas is the son of the elf king of Mirkwood, so yes Legolas is from Mirkwood
Matt Bond
*touches circumcision scar* “promise you’ll stop for me”
AutumnFacts
I upped my membership to get the Kingdom Death Monster shirt
Gmork
I joined for other reasons, but they provide the best patreon content of any pod I listen to.
Elliott S.
This series is a big reason why I subbed to the Patreon, love to see the new episode!
AutumnFacts
So excited to see this drop I gasped
Miguel
This series is literally the main reason I subbed to the patreon
Cody Thompson
I just love this series so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹
kayce webber
You could fuck your mother. I mean… uhhh… never mind
smol lapdog
"useful and delicous" "just like me"
Liam galloway
Dont know if on purpose but matts character sounding alot like the psycho from borderlands
Riley Robertson
Please keep this going… this is easily my favorite series
J.S.
Damn, rolling that 10 off a random hunt event is really lucky. Getting a free innovation at no cost puts you so far ahead, it’s unreal.
Burk
🎶if you wanna be my consort, you gotta eat my orb shards🎶
Mitochondria
I’m way too invested in the preservation of the boofo line
Freudian Slip
Loving this series! Any tips for a new DM?
Chris Wade
Anthony here reading off the note Will gave him
William Cumpose
So ready!! I’m big hype!! I AM WILLAM CUMPOSE!
smol lapdog
LETS GOOOO 🔥🔥🔥
Ulysses
Wish this was on video, good episode though!
Kayden Pierce
This, the areas tour, AND an episode dropping today??? 🤩 what a day
GrimGhost343
Save the mini's!! Gotta handle them for Will from now on
Curtis Burns
Love it
Daniel Monahan
These can't come fast enough.
Shawn Kline
Not everyone
Breo Padden
Yass guys
Bardy B
Wish this was dad hammer- everyone
Joshua Johnso
great ep
