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[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 7 - Age of the Phoenix
🕑 Added 2024-11-16 19:00:38 +0000 UTCAfter a devastating loss to the butcher, NadPod had a relatively simple year, hunting another gorm, and not losing a single survivor.
The successful hunting party that brought down the Gorm consisted of five of NadPod’s best: Jiminy Christmas (last of the Boofo line), Babe (who speaks from his brain like Powder, from the movie Powder), Joker Baby (still reeling from the failure of his sequel), Legs Benedict (fan fiction extraordinaire) and Sweet James (the only lawyer in town).
And now those five shall pursue the owner of a mysterious iridescent feather - the Phoenix.
Here is a photo of the Phoenix. This is not my Dark Phoenix. We recently moved into a new recording space and all my miniatures are packed up. I will update this post with pictures of my beautiful baby on Monday.
Also, here is a picture of sculpt of the Phoenix’s butt with hands coming out. Unpainted of course. Don’t worry. I will update this with an image of my painted butt hands.
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Comments
Craig Merrick
Dead pool turns to camera and says “Babe.” I lost my s#%t
corundum liqueur
This game is so disgusting and I love it but I cannot name a single person I’d play this game with
Boofo, Hero Of The Hunt
Who else listened to this episode and saw that the newest one they only had 1 person left. How did things go so downhill for the glorious NadPod
LoserTreeBoy
Calling THE BEST Mario Kart the worst and then comparing it to the gameboy Mario Karts is a huge dishonor on Double Dash, how dare 😂
the chompie man
Poor will this game just don't like him
Nolan
I have always defended Freddie. But I was eating when he dropped the ziplock joke and for the first time I hated Freddie
Nolan
If you track the data, Beth’s rolls are consistently like weirdly good across this entire KDM campaign. Not every time, but like weirdly regularly.
Michael H
Will carries tf out of this series but he just keeps catching L’s also I hate babe joke makes me want to die
caesar tovar
Are you going to ever add a photo of your phoenix?? I need to see your paint hob
Justthingstbh
Wait wait. Didn't they literally get the clan of death thing from Babe dying???
Jeremy Mong
What?!?? 😲 A wild twist I did not see coming!
Andrew Worthington
"we got to cum on dude" Will
Kaylin Creason
“I was raised in the trenches!” Same, Beth, and we love you for it
Serenity4Jane
love these monsters, looking forward to the painted butt hands if that's still on the table
Dergon
MORE
Craig Beshears
I am literally so excited for the next part
Hyrule Hermit
As someone who lives close to Chandler I will argue that Mesa is way worse 😂
caesar tovar
I don’t know how relevant this is but boofo prime and Paul had babe as their baby, so babe was part of boofo lineage. Then he had ride share amigo. I truly believe now rose share amigo is now definitely the last of the Boofo line. (Unless you count babepool as a reincarnation of Babe then he too would be boofo blood, but he was born of woke campus and femalien, so it doesn’t really count) but this means Ride Share Amigo is great grandson of Boofo hero of the hunt.
anna kjemhus
Help! I subbed this Patreon finally for this bonus content and now it’s overrrrr! Please we need more episodes
Martin Flores
I NEED A NEW EPISODE !!!
Night1172
The femalien video essay would actually make bank
meep beep
Its so quiet after the episode ends for some reason
Joseph Baltimore
But...but..you said next week
Ömer Iron
Why did Will say that 31 is the devils number? In turkish culture 31 is wanking
caesar tovar
Currently it’s 3 he has lost: Daddy Mama Screaming antelope defeater Dr. Gess
Haven
Delighted by Will singing For Unto Us for a second there
Shortbus Thug
💜
Bramblin’ Man
I hate you.
David ortega
It might be the concept having a name that confused the MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN and not the concept itself.
David ortega
LISAN AL-GAIB! PRAISE BABEPOOL
Shortbus Thug
“You drink your meat through a straw” what is a penis but a meat straw?
Robert Murillo
Did I interpret it incorrectly or when Anthony read the “death” card when they sacrificed BABE? Didn’t it say that they got the story event “clan of death” then? So technically they already had it when they were doing the innovations? So they should get an extra innovation then, right?
dickaxe
dude, why are you here?
Megan Arsenault
how had no one else heard of this??
Oliver Fulayter
Literally was trying not to piss my pant laughing on my way home from the coffee shop. The plot just keeps thickening!
sybillium4
I'd say it's better than the dumpster fire that's season 2 for sure
dickaxe
Haha Beth's references to hurt/comfort fics is so spot on.
dickaxe
Definitely wondering if the way they roll and say nine is a whole CR throwback 😂
Bramblin’ Man
Well, it doesn’t matter now.
Golden_Grim
I am dying of laughter after hearing the ending crossover
Russell Brandon
That'll do Babe, that'll do
Garth Hansen
As someone who live in San diego for almost 50 years I am envious of that weird character
Garth Hansen
Gotta love Matt's ability to discard Anthony's character name
PuppyCrusher
Will has a character die every episode, right?
Emma Coulthurst
Babe 2: Deadpool in the City is honestly joke of the ep 😂 (Also who doesn't know Hurt/Comfort fic?! Beth I'm so here for you!!)
zortcaster
It’s Jimothee Christmas, not Jiminy, please Matt I’m begging 😭
Thomas Jones
I really like season 3 tho
marsopa
loving all the will zingers !! lolling out loud
Justin Govas
Did they do ya'll right?
Justin Govas
I love Beth's joke later on when he revealed it saying "This feels like playing with toys in the bath" which just hit so hard
Yoka
This show is better the season 3
Joshua Panter
feel like if Will hadn’t broke that figure…
Alexandra Grilli
I was also raised in the trenches of FanFiction.net but I also fought in the trenches of Quizilla
Alexandra Grilli
Next time, Beth, when they are confused about a joke you made, you should just pretend you didn't hear them and continue the joke for 2 minutes like everyone at the table should know what you're talking about.
Jonathan Goddard
Ty for defending my fav mariokart game against your own criticism matt. Lol
Rayopaw
nooo matt doom only makes it so you cant use survival while the attack is happening. you made that turn so much harder than what it had to be ;-;
LuckyBear
Damn. I hate waiting for the next KDM. More bonus content please 🙏
Jasper Hulme
I went back to hear it again!!
Gurpgork Baksheesh
Technically that means Femalien is the product of immaculate conception. She is the true messiah.
Christopher Anselmi
I still think it's so funny that their settlement name is naddpod
Brady Hill
Beth they talked over your Zoolander Joke but we Heard it. We Heard it.
Chris
I started catching up with everything starting in the first week of November (for absolutely no reason in particular like existential dread, for example) it's been a great source of joy. Thanks guys.
Marcel Cabato
This adventure really brought new meaning to the concept of genestealers
Maggie Millar
just listening to my fave podcast as i start my day, having some breakfast matt arnold: and the putrid sphincter explodes *squelch* (that’s on me, i should know better)
Matthew Cowras
Absolutely loving this series. Already listened to to the first 6 episodes twice. Quick note, I believe they got plan/clan of death when Babe walked out into the void so when they picked that development they doubled up. Maybe they can just change it for the shrine before the next hunt?
Andrea Rosado Quiñones
Beth explaining hurt/comfort fanfics to the others was something I never knew I needed
Darin Duryee
i love when you guys do an episode of this
Matt
Couple more big rules mistakes: 1. Spiral age gives you the benefit of the hunt xp during the showdown. 2. You can’t spend survival during a Trap/when doomed
Benjamin Sabourin
Damn they fucked will up this episode. Free my boy
Bradley Barfoot
Wait they're hunting a Space Marine? 😂 Sounds like Matt just wants to throw in pre painted models
Ashley Marion Biehl
New career goal unlocked: soft core p0rn movie night with my coworkers
Yaaasssexual
Will has the absolute worst luck with survivors, and Beth teaching the boys about Hurt/Comfort fics was so great
FrozenUncrustable
As a San Diegan, I appreciate the representation
Pedro Machado Figueira
Kingdom Dadhammer????
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
It’s gonna be like Game of Thrones soon enough, there will be plotting exiled Boofos, secret Boofos, false Boofo pretenders, diluted-blood Boofos attempting to sieze power.
Running Ryden
Phoenix: *kills Sweet James’s future children by destroying her genitals* Sweet James: “Orbson, masturbate into me and we’ll have a baby.” Me on 1st listen: “I see no issues with this.” Me on 2nd listen: “Wait a sec…”
Ethan
Shoutout to Esther for giving us the femalien chatter
Halophyte
This game has the most comedicly timed use of the word "doomed"
The Overthinker
This game hates Will so much and it's incredibly funny!
Justin Ruzeck
The return of the king! I am so glad there is a new episode
Adrian
Dadhammer next week lets goo!!!
I hate Italians
Agreed 100%, you really conveyed your point concisely and knowledgeably.
Adrian
BABE
Connor Millar
The dads having a common fic format explained to them was not on my bingo board
I hate Italians
Sort of random but Matt can I get some marvel snap deckbuilding tips? I’m a new competitive player but I can’t find the right deck.
Drake Nuzzo
You're attacking the gloriously soft stoma- ZA WAAARUDOOOO
cody putensen
TRAP: “you thought it was Phoenix but it was me DIO!”
PuppyCrusher
What if kingdom dad monster takes place in the warp?
Caleb Jay
They are so so so very dead though unless we find out this has been a tribe of ORCs the entire time....
Hamish Pearce
You miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're Sweet James
Jasper Hulme
yessss I missed dad monster!!! [spoilers but] I'm kinda hoping for a crossover rather than a combining of the serieses [cuz I love them seperately] but the twist still took me out
Gurpgork Baksheesh
There was great irony in Matt attacking from 2 away when in truth the entire episode Babe was only 1 away.
Gurpgork Baksheesh
The orb and sword are pondered no more.
Kuko Creations
I'm so happy Beth broke the boys with the mention of Hurt/Comfort fics! Solidarity, sis! Fanfics were life!
Ray Matford
FYI, Babe Muad’ib and Rideshare Amigo still have Boofo blood in their veins, so the line hasn’t died out yet! Edit: Well, Rideshare Amigo is at least. Edit: Nevermind, Babe and Rideshare both (kind of)!
mike garcia
I was so happy to see another episode!!!! Was worried it was done after last episode
Reqi (Rekki)
I LOVE THIS SERIES THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS TODAY IT'S GENUINELY JUST GIVEN ME A BIG PUCK ME UP <3
Rogzilla
It wouldn’t be a DnDads show if they stuck to the rules of the game. Can’t wait for the next one.
Alb the Builder
jesus this is raw funny. There’s plenty of genuine frustration going on here lmao and they use it for good 👍
Drake Nuzzo
Dandadan opening
Ralph
Esther at the end of this episode, almost apologizing for the Femalien talk literally made me laugh hard enough to annoy my dog. Just such deadpan, “Enjoy the chuckle fucks vamping for 3 minutes.” 😂😂❤️
Molord
Soulfull Celebration reference! 🎉
Noelle Bartley
This one was so good! Best pun episode alone haha
Worlds Nerdiest Strongman
Yaaaas it is back baby
Haven
these have so much lore at this point that I'm gonna wait until the series is done to binge it in one haha
Werefire
Love dad monster, why was this episode so slapstick? Did they just get back from touring? They don’t normally interrupt each other so much or at least not when Matt is trying to say what happens or Matt not listening to what someone’s character was doing.
Manuel Cordova
I thought babe couldn’t use the axe anymore? He got a disorder
Ashley Marion Biehl
Further proof that Freddie is fine not having a therapist is him not knowing what hurt/comfort fic is
Gauge Adkins
The Babe saga was an emotional Rollercoaster I wasn't aware I needed.
MeatPriest
I LOVE THIS SERIES PLEASE DO MORE.. MORE MORE MORE
Jones
This episode made me laugh so hard, keep them coming guys.
Nicolas Heidtbrink
Keep em coming. Love the crunching! Love the gameplay
Thomas Jones
I love this
Michael B
This is the most Epic cross over from the Dads.
Ranger Bradley
Loved that Phoenix and Chandler joke 🤣🤣
Alex Suciu
Freaking Matt being so mean to Will, LEAVE HIM ALONE HES TRYING HIS BEST 😂
Mr_00Stain
this is my favorite bonus show so far hands down
Charles C.C. Fox
Fuck yes! Just what I needed today!
Alice Huntt
Love this series!!
Wil Nichols
Matt laughing for 5 straight minutes as Freddy rips on the miniatures really got me
Cree
*Deadpool looks at camera* “What is this, a crossover episode?!”
Eric Willey
"Put the Ribbon in the Tome" is my favorite Danny Kaye patter song.
Lauren
Can’t believe Beth and Anthony just made a Chandler AZ joke (I live there)
Chaos_
To live in their innocence they do not know the pain ahead
LavaQ
I’m so excited for this episode. This is the first thing I listen to when I became a Patreon member and binged the whole series.
Drake Duce
I spoke too soon
Kate Johnson
Yay!!! I'm so glad for another episode of this!! Anthony's scream of "Nooooooooooo" when Deadpool changed his name killed me
smol lapdog
LETS GOOOOOO
Emma Davis
Justice for Beth’s Zoolander reference that no one acknowledged!
Drake Duce
Congrats Will!
I hate Italians
The Freddy miniature riff had me wheezing
Ace Hutson
Peak is back
Robert Kitchen
OMG I've been waiting so long! Lol
BT Bishop
I woke up this morning, with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable.
J.S.
Matt shouldn’t have done destroy armor (on himself) since Freddie got a crit on the beak. Phoenix is a hunt most people recommend you skip, almost no upgrades for gear and extremely random abilities and auto-kills (a la Freddie dying). You can get a New Game+ where the Phoenix rewinds time all the way to the beginning.
Keith Robinson
I'm surprised I've never heard of Femalien.
Tom Pence
Hooray!
Lander Darby
Does Wills special armor fix their genitals
Thaddeus Pinakiewicz
Love a extended Freddy rant
Matthew Arnold
Yeah. Its not mine. Its similar in tone. And to be honest, mine is nowhere near that good. I painted the Phoenix... 7 years ago? But its still pretty cool. No Gorm though. I've learned a lot since then.
caesar tovar
That’s not his he said he’d post it on monday
caesar tovar
Yessss
Alex 9j
We're back baby!
Dani Brooks
So excited to listen to this! I've been wanting another episode!
Alex Da San Martino
THANK YOU! I have a hour and a half drive today and I thought I was going to go insane
Colby Wood
cant escape lin manuel
Octavia MacIsaac
I love the names so much 😂
TwoJayZees
The paint job on that Pheonix is absolutely insane Matt!!! You killed it!! Also am so excited for this episode
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
It's back! Orb be praised! Sword pondering people don't @ me
Chace
Omg it’s back im so happy
SynapticWyrm
Love me some Phoenix butthole hands. Didn’t know I needed that psychic damage today
dog pockets
also beth makes my fanfiction-to-lj-to-dw dwelling ass feel so seen. I discovered dndads thru journal rp, it all comes full squircle
AutumnFacts
Omg omg omg omg! New Kingdom Death Monster!!!!!! Could not hit play fast enough.
Zack Bochman
WWOOOOOOOOOOO
Matty G
I'd like to thank Beth for making the Chandler joke rather than picking on Tucson. 😂
Adrian Fonseca
I am so hyped
I hate Italians
🗿🗿🗿
Jmp098
We’ve been graced with another KDM!!! Rejoice!!
Hydra465
Holy crud, odd to say I know but I've had a rough month and this made me tear up a little to see. How are these dinguses going to kill eachother this time!
Timmy
IVE WAITED SO LONG
Firelord6663
Best thing that could happen while I'm 7 hours into coding, this just bought me another 1:46:55
Timmy
FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADoubleEgg
IVE WAITED SO LONG LETS GO
Tyler Ferguson
Best thing that could’ve happened today
RobFireSword
New KDM Im finna bust 😩
Beck
Let’s gooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO
Rogzilla
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mike Scheu
This is the only thing I live for!
Zo Perry
YESSS WE ARE SO BACK
Andie Azure
Who else was like ...ohhh??? Now you have my attention 😍
Quito Ollero
The woo I just wooted!
dog pockets
the only thing I would immediately pause a 13 hour bionicle lore video for
Sam Squarek
Holy shit yes
Casey Francis Alger
My partner is out of town this weekend, I'm listening to this tonight on the TELEVISION!!!
Cristian Reyes
It's between sooooo long
Orla
OH THANK GOD
Jacob Minnis
NEW EPISODE BABY!!!!
David Janssen
Time to quote Adam Sandler “I’m gonna cuuuum.”
Bubba
ITS BACK
Tydgie
Finally ✊✊✊✊!!!
Connor Kelly
I just relitsened to this yesterday
John _69_
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Hansel
It's finally hereee!!
Connor Kelly
This is awesome
Jill Klatt
I was just wondering this morning when we would be graced with the new ep!!
Brett Simmons
Oh my gaaaaawd! This is my favorite series!
