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[The Peach Pit] S3 Ep. 15 - The Day The Center of the Earth Stood Still

🕑 Added 2024-12-24 23:00:18 +0000 UTC

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Sheriff Teddy

I think Matt uses Dude Wipes 🧻 very defensive 😂

Marissa Y.

Also love the next generation's "baby shoes, never worn": Beth mad, Will sad, Dude Wipes.

Marissa Y.

Much like how you can lead players to a Bigfoot/Swamp Monster society but you can't make them engage with it, you can flush anything, but you can't make it dissolve in the sewage, y'know? (Also if you don't want to invest in a whole ass bidet (pun intended) or Dude Wipes, portable bidets are great. They're just a water bottle with a hooked kind of spray head.)

Caroline Haas

Don't worry Beth, part of being sober is having a near-unhealthy relationship with sparkling water.

Silent H

as a straight white man, it’s insane to me that there’s people out there who don’t clean their ass. If the only way to to wipe my ass was with toilet paper called “you’re gay for using this” and the print had rainbow dicks and pictures of drag queens on it i’d still use it. clean your ass people

Josh Perry

I’m a journeyman plumber. Don’t flush any wipes

Rick o'shay

the only good thing about living in the middle of nowhere is that everytime i have gone to the theatre there have only been like 2 other people. when i watched sinners there were three groups of 2 and me its amazing

Kyla Larsen

If, like the wiki image referenced, a ghost were using a bidet, I vote that it be called a BOOdet. That is all.

Alejandro E.

PLEAAASE get Beth into Balatro if she's playing solitaire right now

Emily Larson

Once you bidet, you’ll never go back 😉

Quantum OFZENTRIX

as someone who has seen wicked the show it is fucking bonkers that they made each act a movie

Quantum OFZENTRIX

at the very least in the uk there is a brand of wipes that does break apart in water so is fine to flush

Caleb Jud

I remember when the internet wasn't bad.... or at least wasn't full of AI and endless targeted advertising

Manson Brien

With that logic i should wipe my ass with wet grass lol

NoChristi

I work in the water and wastewater industry. “Flushable wipes” will flush and often make it out of your pipes (although not always) but will often clog pumps at lift stations, which costs the city a lot of many to maintain and repair. Larger pumps tend to be able to handle the load but most small neighborhoods will have small lift stations. YOU SHOULD ONLY FLUSH TOILET PAPER AND HUMAN WASTE. Side note, while not nearly as bad, don’t flush tampons or the applicator, lift stations are covered in those things and they don’t deteriorate. People also like to flush hand towels and full size towels. Once even found a pair of pants and a nice matching shirt!

John Dondero

Just buy a bidet not wet wipes

KestertheJackal

While I kind of get what you're saying, to be *wholly* fair, the girl versions of products are *also* typically derided and widely disliked, and Beth May might admittedly have the same take of a woman who would only wipe her butt if the toilet paper was pink...

KestertheJackal

Beth May was being so polite when she didn't point out to Matt that 50% of the population throw away their non-flushable toiletry products approximately once a month 😂 (((okay its not 50% lots of people use reusable products and etc. to reduce waste but you get the point)))

Creekie05

As a parent of five, those special trash cans are overrated.

Trevor Visser

As an employee of American Standard our Champion toilets will indeed flush a bucket of golf balls, 2000 Legos, 2 pounds of kitty litter, etc, etc....BUT PLEASE DON'T FLUSH THOSE THINGS! Or wipes of ANY kind! The flushing power is not the issue. It's the damage that they cause further down the line. And absolutely buy a bidet. If you step in dog poop in the yard do you just wipe it off with dry toilet paper??? No! So why would you do that with your butt?!

Trevor Visser

Sorry but its an awful movie. Seriously. Just ridiculously pretentious and unoriginal.

Matt Bond

Ok I need to watch Wicked. I’ve boycotted it due to loyalty to the musical but it’s lovely to hear other Wicked heads say this

ChamorroJesus671

Ew dude, who in the gosh darn heavens is walking around with dirty butt's? That's freaking wild.

Hunter barr

I have been struggling to sleep for three days. I just haven’t been able to shut my brain down at night. This conversation and covers so many is so random topics, my brain shut down and I got sleep.

BaydaShark

I think matt uses dude wipes

Breanna Jenkins

Dipping a peanut butter sandwich in chili is one of life’s simple pleasures and if you haven’t done it, try it

SlwDnceChbby

In the name exchange bit, Will should've taken Beth's last name and go by Billy May(s). RIP King

DungeonBrat

Listen if you’re drinking ass tons of sparkling water, THAT IS BETTER FOR YOU THAN SODAS AND LEMONADES AND TEAS so you keep doing it!!

Pure Coolguy

My favorite thing about this show is the 10+ minute tangents about anything else. It’s nice to just hear folks say words with their mouths

Kelsie Sweetman

Yo can we get a list of every horror movie beth has ever recommended in a talking dads/teen talk/peach pit bc I want to watch them all but immediately forget them when listening

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

I’m with Beth. Chili is a no from me. But Sloppy Joes are a hard yes.

Astrid

Well most parents I know have a special diaper trash can with a tight lid to keep the smell from coming back up, so maybe that?

Astrid

I hadn't heard that as a stereo type either 😅 I've had no issues dating Asian men as a white woman in that way, just slight annoyance when they pull the I don't sweat card 😂😅

Risotto

🤣🤣

Marie-Claire Bovet

Thanks Toasty!!! But what is the difference between touching your bum with a bunch of toilet paper and a little thin sheet of moisty paper? If anything the latter is more .. confrontational. (Assuming a dude wipe is just wet wipes)

Bronto Crushrock

Matt, I’ve worked as a drain cleaner. Dude Wipes, baby wipes, Clorox wipes, none of these should not be flushed. Absolutely the biggest culprits of drain clogs.

Stephen Schuler

I saw Dude wipes the first time at a company party (it was at a Top Golf) and I thought it was insane but I couldn't get any of my fellow engineers to agree.

TheMengoMango

William Hung did not ruin William for Asians. He is an idol and I will defend him till my last fucking breath, Freddie.

Devon Willingham

Frito pies are my go to but I do occasionally eat a peanut butter sandwich with chili. No jelly. I also eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches which are fire and now I think I gotta try chili with a peanut butter and pickle sandwich

Toasty

They literally don’t. Or touch it while showering

Toasty

How did they all miss Will B Wong and Will May?!?

Chris Winnek

ONLY FLUSH TOILET PAPER AND PP AND POO POO PLEEEEEAAAASE

Saucey McBurgerpants

Anthony saying “ Matt and his doo doo butter” and no one saying anything is criminal!!

Jarred Gilliam

I'd buy the shit outta a "Dude Fountain"

Vers

Absolute banger of an episode, in large part due to the ass sanitation sidebar

Dj Travioli

I recently house sat at a place with an incredibly strong bidet installed. The toilet was very very close to a wall on the other side so I accidentally triggered it mid go and kept off the pot in surprise and horror. That thing shot 4 feet across the room to hit the wall about 6 ft up. All I could do was wait till it was done and mop up the water. I believe the bidet is theoretically a good idea but I physically hate them LOL.

Nikolaj Engborg

Guys! I need to hear your thoughts about Poor things if you’ve seen it. My partner and me just had a discussion with my brother and I feel like I’m going insane. Not going to color your perspective but please give me an honest opinion.

Jaime Timesamillion

Ohio escapee here. Peanut butter is good with everything, especially spicy sweet things like Cincinnati chili

Creekie05

I have a question, how is will so upset about throwing a used dude wipe in the trash but while changing a diaper and using a wipe and throwing that wipe in the trash? Will I need answers….. help

SIM0NEY

You ever hear something you never considered before and it kinda blows your mind how true it is? Will saying you can't get good chilli at a restaurant is one of those times.

Jazz and Bren

Where can I watch ‘We’re All Gonna Die’ please and thank you? 🙂

Octavia MacIsaac

I once only had dude wipes as a way of cleaning myself during a hospital stay. In that context, a great product 💯

Caramelly

Yes but in the sense that asien men are generally depicted as undesirable/unmanly. So a white woman being into them would mean she'd choose the weaker race and so on. A whole bunch of racist implications still hanging around us today...

WesKane

I had a wonderful dog named Winifred but we only called her Freddy

Reilly Nietering

As a non-binary individual who works in construction, I can’t describe how seen I felt by Beth’s Dude Wipes rant

mandy

“There’s one where they side with the bigfoots and then they have to go the parliament” What a sentence

Thomas

It was so jarring to hear my Fathers name mentioned.

Arkole Blake

Well, they have to level out the enormous amount of time spent talking about piss in season two. :p

Marie-Claire Bovet

My sister has recently installed a “bum gun” But wait; some men dont wipe their butts?

Jacob Black

And that’s why I fully endorse the use of bidets in the modern home, saves the environment, no clogs to clear in pipes/sewer system (even though most clogs I’ve seen were due to grease build ups, don’t pour grease down the drain) Also warm water on the butt feels to good to

GunnFactor

Yeah I work at a product testing company and all we do is throw wipes into a slosh box and see if they break up. Then we rinse water on them to see if the broken up wipes go through a massive grate. The testing for those things are horribly inaccurate to actual use

Bearonavirus

Just use a bidet

Emalee Russell

Freddy is going to randomly drop a Marvel-bod

Rob Gibbons

Hah! Gaaaaaaay!

Jacob Black

As someone who works at a treatment plant/sewer system, I can say confidently that “flushable wipes” do not break down at all, but just get removed and thrown away. Biggest pain of my job Also fun fact: if you think flushing something in the toilet will never be seen again….no, it will be seen again

gaodene

Damn…. Dude wipes controversy… now I question everything… is toilet paper even real? My reality… broken. 10/10

Jaded Reading

Whats your favorite episode of peach pit billy? I liked it when they talked about dude wipes and asses for a longggggg time. I hope i can see color again soon

Hashtaggles

I love Cincinnati Chili to Freddy’s behest. I personally believe it’s better than Tex mex

Rob Gibbons

The three seashells were invented out of necessity after Taco Bell won the fast food wars.

Namedafterabook

The brodet would work if the nozzle was shaped like a gun barrel

barry blue jeans

Definitely used to eat peanut butter sandwiches with my chili when I was younger. Iowa.

Rob Gibbons

Obviously the House show where they replace him with a plumber should be called OutHouse. How did you miss this?

Devin Willie

The chagrin in his voice as he admitted he might be wrong lmao

Rebecca Neal

Just buy store brand baby wipes, gender is fake.

Aaron Sterne

-What’s your favorite episode of peach pit? -Idk, probably the one where they talked about wiping your ass for a looong time

Bishibosh44

Season 4: Dungeons and Dude Fountains

Jacob Wells

Dude wipes should never replace toilet paper! Only use after you’ve wiped normally for extra clean feeling

Fearne Pérez

Thanks for keeping us company this holiday season 💕

Joshua Morales

You know dude wiped aren't even just for your rear, their for wiping any part of the body. Also they're are other "Wipes" that say the same "Flushable" phrase and they're not. Another thing why don't we just use the 3 Sea shells

Alyssa Brake

Losing my sh*t on “bro-bubbler” 😂😂💀💀

StreetsAhead

you know the "for men" branded line of bidet might not be so far out because while not specifically marketed to men the Youtuber / Streamer Ludwig has a line of bidets for sale.

Ellen H.

Matt circling back on a topic he hard argued on minutes ago with a changed perspective hits a very specific part of my humor. Almost feel off the treadmill laughing 😂 Thanks for another great year of lulz and content! Happy Honda Days!!! 🎄🚗

Jake Olson

Listening from NM I just hope we're a place they're looking at for their live shows. We got chile, frito pies in the bag... be sure to stay hydrated my friends.

Tyler Horihan

Really hoping we get a "it's been a long day without you Jenkins" intro next episode

IllustriousNobody

as a white person in a long term relationship with an asian man, is there a stereotype or something about white women not being interested in asian men? genuinely curious, i’ve never heard that before

Thomas Jones

I’d never heard of dude wipes

Monkeytoster

Matt has had so many insane takes about oddly sexist, shit tickets.

Sidratul Chowdhury

I will rarely comment on these but the whole bashing guys for wanting "tacticool" "dude" stuff is just sexism. There are "girl" versions of guns and many other products because heaven forbid people enjoy products for more than the exact item.